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Guess what, chumps? It's date night with my wife. We're hankering to get reeeeeeaaaal kinky. She simply loves to please. Just checking in on all of you poo poo heads -- business as usual, eh, eh? Since you're all glued to your computer screens, you'll never be acquainted with such earthly delights. So gratifying.. really hits the spot if y'know what I mean. Wait.. you don't.. what was I thinking.. I should be expecting less than the bare minimum around this neck of the woods. Heheheh.. nothin personnel, kiddos. Better luck next lifetime.
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4/10
originalion
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>>39063896
Lol don't kick your screen off the table when your dry humping your pillow against it
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>>39063970
What's the use of rating my sensualist indulgences on a number scale? What's your metric? By the power of God, I exempt you from this prerogative. Go back to 9gag & Something Awful.
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>>39064159
the shitpost was okay i admire the oc
its still okay
this is 9gag
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>>39064281
If a piece has a "purpose" then you can judge it along its ability to fulfill that purpose. Art in and of itself does not have an express "purpose" and cannot therefore be judged along any particular criteria. If a set of criteria for artwork is developed, then art can be judged on that metric, but having no inherent purpose, it has no objective level of ability to fulfill that purpose.
This is the core issue for most art evaluation, people are using different metrics. I may say "this book is great" to mean "[this books raises complex and relevant ideas and addressees them thoughtfully and meaningfully, using a narrative that is rich and exciting involving complex, well developed, and grounded characters]" and my friend might say "this book is great" to mean "[I understand what's going on and it's entertaining]" and my professor might say "this book is great" to mean "[this research is revolutionary]" and none of us are wrong because we are judging them on different scales.
This is why I don't like the trend in rating over reviewing things like movies and music. 4/10 doesn't tell me anything at all, because I don't know what you're judging this thing by.
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>>39063896
>>39064159
>>39064376
You just never stop.
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>>39063991
I will drape you across crooked branches, home to barren nests brimming with bones of the scurrying.
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>>39064376
foken saved
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What does the character that looks like a fancy lowercase H above the question mark in the speech bubble connected to the manga girl supposed to mean?
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>>39064942
Please, refrain from bumping this thread needlessly
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>>39064961
You have been visited by an owl
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>>39064591
You can't just slap words together, simp. This is how we know you're schizophrenic. Drape someone across branches to dry as if after skinning them, sure, but why crooked? You felt it was a suitable adjective. A really boring one. Says nothing about the texture of the flesh or the branches, which is the visceral part. Bones of the scurrying, so what, rats bones? In branches? You refer to them as scurrying as if they are still active, yet the nest is barren. This is because you aren't thinking chronoloigcally, you're just spewing words you like. The hell kind of stupid ass picture are you painting? A writer you are not.
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Looks comfy as fug desu
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Kek not being able to face post has improved your shit posting bravo
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Even your shadowy silhouette appears to be obese
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>>39065023
I pushed my brother's cum
into my girlfriend's bum
I ate out the cream
cause i'm the gentleman supreme
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>>39065092
Neckbeards, stained in bloody despair
As my Katanas, but alas!
No tender maiden fair
I am Euphoric, and thus
the dark sun shines in my lair
They call me godless
Desu, I simply don't care
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>>39065035
I slide the razor
Slowly across my penis
Blood mixing with cum
(((comfy))) haiku
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>>39063896
>having your waifu lick your toes
Absolutely degenerate.
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>>39065058
a million daggers digging into the penis hole of my heart, inner face dungeon leaking leprous blood, the cunty wound that is my soul will not heal, but oozes petty goo too acidic to be a solution, I slobber at my turmoil, and in turn, leak oil, slipping the discus, unbound full circle turn and let loose, shattering bowls, I know not where it goes, but hope to heave to heavens glory, the pangs of light do brighten my arced toss, and shatter shine a thousand dime mines, die minds, dye mounds, petrified putridity, rupturing in a cosmic throe, up towards the high hell ever balanced, the sharp shards of time crumble in waves of sea, and I can only hope to be washed a sure, all relation ships wrecked, all flags hoisted white, stained with the blood, of a million of a kind closest like me, I stammer stumbling to get a grip, but the clay erodes and I crumble colonies of, whats the difference, the fly or horse is alien crushed, and all there's to do is seek a meeker to gobble, a howl at my satanous father the sun, and my mother that ass of a tease moon, hardly her royal highness, I, only ever in shadows, a present lowness, no, there are no gifts, not worth the effort of opening, my solid mind, I wish, to say, it to be, to stay, it so to be, true, ashamed of the need of soft, proud to carelessly waste a rag, my haughty luxuries, all things disposable, I tread not lightly nor weary, I tread fast, or slow, and whether to or nor fro, I come, and I go
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>>39065421
i touch my peepee every night
white stuff appears if I do it it right
one finger in my butt, oh so tight
when mom comes in she turns on the light
remove my finger with a great fright
white stuff shoots to the bulb so bright
ninety six degrees fahrenheit
to the ceiling fan after taking flight
sprays in her eyes and obscures her sight
happens at least once every fortnight
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>>39064623
save me as well, from the end of pepsi
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>>39063896
I hope you have an enjoyable time with your waifu, if i had one i would likely be as euphoric as you are in this moment
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the Don has returned
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>>39064453
I severed your hands from your slender wrists and wondered why the dogs wouldn't eat your palms. I pressed them together, so I wouldn't have to pray for you. I felt the need to light more candles.
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>>39065937
We must first enrapture ourselves in our own ancestry to glean the falsities of the empirical narrative and the dichotomies shoehorned as applicable thought. What did your father and forefathers excel at? This is the root you shall sprout from and blossom into a grand oak tree!
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>>39066139
my dad is good at drinking, cheating, and taking advantage (not sexually) of my mom.
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>>39063896
I am a bear.
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orignaaonsd
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>>39066210
I would surmise that is better than not having had a father at all, then I do a double take and conclude it wouldn't be, may even be worse depending on the severity and consistency of his behavior, and then having to bear the brunt of that as a child and adolescent
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I wonder what happens to trannies who do heavy psychedelics. I like to think they would become horrified of their life choices and have a bad trip, then try to salvage themselves by frantically assembling the broken pieces of what remains. The lion's share is lacking acuity to begin with, so they'd likely forego that moment of clarity and self awareness.
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>>39066452
Does her earlobe taste like fish, bird poop, or a mixture of both?
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Are you planning to take her out somewhere?
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>>39067127
Yes, we will fold origami daisies to leave at someone's grave, then carve ivory into pearl shapes to cobble into a necklace for her. After that's all done and done, we'll take the luxury railroad to Rabanastre, where we'll forgather with the council.
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Please share a song that is meaningful to you so that I may add it to my personal playlist...
A song that is associated with a memory that incites feelings of nostalgia or tears...
A song that has had a profound impact...
A song that defines you as an individual...
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHsz8PuRU5kFDfWn6bHQ1yNoHAroEO8se
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>>39067580
I wish to hear the songs of your souls.
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>>39065475
This sounds like Captain Beefheart lyrics
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>>39065160
*rapes you in the mouth*
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>>39065869
We just boogied to some Marvin, we're livin' it up, hope you're having a grand ol' time with your wife as well
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>>39067580
https://youtu.be/JgKr5KMN9cA
i've always liked this song, very relaxing
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>>39063896
>you do know that your wife is actually just an anime character...
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>>39068114
who is your waifu? is she 3D? do you see her often?
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>>39067968
Gonna be m' wife, gonna spice my life she sang, she said
Gonna be m' wife, gonna spice my life, she said
Go back ten years ago, sunbeams shinin' down
Go back ten years ago, sunbeams glancin' round....
Autumn's child...............
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>>39067580
https://youtu.be/pp6n7m7Rrio
Try this
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>>39067971
I'm ratting you out to the principal, meanie! A river flows from where my eyes once were, you've ruined me!
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>>39068179
AHHHH, yes, now I remember hearing this bit before. It doth tickle my fancy like no other!
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Mei here, I'm feeling very lonely Donatello. I forgive you for stealing my hard drive.
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>>39068228
Our love blossoms like fine wine and jewels aged in a palace of lapis lazuli in a forest in Thailand somewhere with an ancient temple begotten, begone to unite a nation, to unite friends, national boundaries are just family extended, love is friendship and I want to kiss God on the lips
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>>39068225
i dont believe that this is correct i am meaning i mean its not true your subconscious mind just has whatever information in there that lies in the self but not filtered the self is constantly changing and changing turning over like a new leaf in autumn that turns from green to yellow to red to green to yellow to red to brown and dies passes away melds into the ground turns into soil nourishing a tree that forms new leaves that turn from brown to red to yellow to green yes. no i dont believe that this is correct everything passes and is cyclical the self is a hot button topic my mind is everywhere all the time but in me i want certain things but i know that its colonization i never wanted to see these things the spectacle of pornography has drawn me in made me its slave over the course of the last 10 years an now that im 20 im doing all i can to get rid of it to decolonize myself to deterritorialize myself and everything but without becoming a hermit,
this conditions make it difficult i think but i am not completely sure
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I want you to know that to me you're everything that's right in a person, and for that matter, in this planet.
You're a good person, I most definitely know it ; you're caring, sensitive, funny, sweet, and selfless in every sense of the word.
I don't believe you ever overdid anything in a bad way, and I am truly sad that you got repaid for your cheerful banter with worry and uneasiness, but then again, we're all aware that this place and its derivatives are akin to pissing in an ocean of piss.
If this can be of any comfort to you, I can assure you that for the foreseeable future, I won't think about you without a warm feeling gently tingling inside.
The universe needs you spunky and lusty for life, and so do I.
I rest assured that you'll find the support and understanding you need with your loved ones, away from this shithole we call home.
I wish to be with you once again, and if not, your memory will stay alive as my shoulder devil for as long as my heart beats.
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>>39067580
the songs of our people are meaningful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sivi27uwSlI
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>>39068225
>>39069907
Heh kidd.... PST....
don't let me teleport behind you
>unsheathes katana
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>>39063896
>She simply loves to please
She sure does Anon :^) shes pleased over a thousand cocks including mine.
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>>39071148
And it was in this moment that the goddess sophia revealed herself to her votary in her eternal form and beauty. He was transported from the material realm to the realm of eternal forms, where sophia existed in her unchanging, everlasting state of perpetual truth and beauty. She revealed to him the first principle which had to be declared to convict the proud sophist of his sophistry, and, moved with godly inspiration, he stood up in his toga, raising his right arm in a lofty manner towards the heavens in classical oratory posture, and defended his goddess thusly,
"Sir, I cannot for a moment accept the truth of anything that you have just said, for you see that in your manly attempt to enlighten us with truth you have stupidly erased all truth from the cosmos: if a human being is but a bundle of cells rubbing against one and other competing with other bundles of cells for survival, then the truth means nothing. Indeed, if this is so then by your own admission there is no need to teach the theory of evolution as though it were true, we ought instead to teach which ever theories increase our chances of survival - yes, indeed, we ought to teach that human beings are immortal, for example, when they die in war for their country, so that our soldiers will fight more bravely and our chances of survival and spreading our genetic material increases - we should choose whatever theories make us "adapted to our environment", and disregard truth as a phantom, a dream of fools. Your entire picture is repugnant, for you depict intelligence arising out of unintelligence: tell me, O wise one, how an unintelligent thing can create something more intelligent than itself, how a mere rock can make itself into a truth-contemplating man, through the sorcery of "millions of years".
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>>39071148
>>39071370
It is clear then that if man can contemplate eternal truth, that he must have some part of himself that is equipped for it, some part in him that is like eternal, that is like unto truth; but you more or less than man does not even exist, that here is an illusion generated by a certain mixing of chemicals in a "brain". So how can you claim to be teaching us truth when you undermine the very notion of truth? I therefore declare you a sophist and a hypocrite."
At this point one of his fellow students accused him of being a virgin, and another of being a weirdo. The professor told the student to shut up as this was a science class, and the rest of the students had paid to receive an education in science, and their money was more important than his opinion. The student then quietly dropped out of University and spent his life selling coffees, dying without fame or recognition.
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>>39071383
Good night A
B
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>>39068491
Please keep this to yourself, Mr. Gosling.
>>39071095
He has no ear for the musicality of words. Egg can't write nor deliver proper meter, nor does he know where rhymes should and shouldn't go. There's not a single Egg song which contains rigorous, well-done meter, although there are many in which he tried to do so. None of his instrumentals are done by him, so I won't comment on them. He works too fast. There is not a single Egg song which clearly shows him to have worked on it and polished it until he got so tired he couldn't even move his fingers anymore. You can tell these songs probably cost him less than a day to be written and practiced. He has no original thoughts. All he can do is repeat that which he has heard. His delivery is sloppy, inconsistent, and doesn't flow smoothly.
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>>39071661
Now l lay you down to sleep,
I pray the Lord your soul to keep
May the angels watch you through the night
And keep you in their blessed sight
xoxo darling, sweet dreams
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Today's holidays are...
Color Book Day
National Creamsicle Day
National Financial Awareness Day
National Navajo Code Talkers Day
National Wiffle Ball Day
Victory Day
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My dog is a majestic beast
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>>39063896
>When you realize this isn't satire and are this unironically autistic and retarded.
I fucking hate this place.
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>>39073062
Please don't use strong language in the presence of my dog, anon. You're upsetting him.
Thank you.
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>>39071247
My wife doesn't exist in your reality, only mine, so your claim is moot. (the adjective, not the person)
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>>39073086
Cute dog anon
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>>39073261
He's not cute. He is valiant and adamant in his pursuits. He is a survivor.
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>>39073086
your dog is ugly and cheap he can die for all I care
no, but seriously, forgive my behavior, I am conflicted with the human and monster that are inside me
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>>39073362
My goodness gracious, what visceral remarks. You best pray I dare not show them to him for your own sake, boy. You may just land a dedicated spot in his bingo book. Yea, that's right. His line of profession is one the likes of you would never be apprised of.
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>>39073435
have you stolen my dog anon
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>>39073553
No, he ululates with a distinct vibration I can decipher into our language utilizing my seismograph -- he has just now touted my adroit care for him since birth.
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l'm thinking about you
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>>39074047
Alekskun
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>>39074139
anonymouskun/response/no_files_found
cannot compute,,, please advise
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I want to be the little spoon, but big spoon would be nice too. I guess it doesn't have to be one or the other. Now that I give it some more thought, big spoon is equally as lovely. Holding you closely, playing footsies. A face full of your hair taking in your aroma. On the other hand, as the little spoon I would feel protected from all danger in the world. Absolutely safe in your arms, I'd never want you to let go. I would be at peace.
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Imagine there are little gnomes trapped in your brain running around aimlessly while screaming in agony - and that they're the ones suffering, not you.
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*strokes your hair and squeezes your forearm*
there you go, dear..
relax..
you must slumber now..
imagine how cranky you'll be with little sleep..
I love you.
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There will come a day where you are never to fall down again. Don't get too caught up in thinking about when it may come, and I promise it will come sooner. I hope with all my heart that day comes as soon as it can. I do not wish to see you endure the pain you have felt for so long, any longer, darling.
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what's your wife look like
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>>39074879
I want to be lost amidst your thoughts and spaghetti for as long as you'd let me. Each strand in every bowl there is.
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I want you & I to go on a hike at night and stumble across a secluded meadow, a safe haven where we can fall asleep together, embraced in each others' arms, wrapped up in a warm, cozy kotatsu.
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Word of the Day - chthonic : of or relating to the underworld, infernal
the cosmic opposition of male-apollonian and female-chthonic-dionysian dimensions
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Dear diary,
Today was the same as every other day. I browsed the internet while jotting random thoughts down, but today I did so in a 4chan.org thread on the ROBOT9001 board instead of a group chat or word document. I think I will do so again. l will now lay down, close my eyes and not open them. See you tomorrow.
Love,
Your One & Only
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Hey bro wassup
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me too, faggot orginolio
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