/britfeel/ choons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FrOQC-zEog

Soon the wagecucks come back.

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I AM THE ETERNAL BRITFEEL DRAGON

STATE YOUR NEET RELATED WISH AND IT WILL BE GRANTED

>>39063820
>pink floyd
>tfw this is no longer dad rock, but grandad rock.
Feels good knowing I never listened to that shite.

>>39063826
can I get a job please

>>39063837
You don't even like comfortably numb?
how about this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJbSR9xRRbE

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Fifth for Smalt

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Rate or hate me lads.

>tfw 30 and unironically listening to Tyler and GCH.

>>39063826
i wish you would tickle my bumhole with them dragon whiskers

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>>39063841
NO WAY FAGGOT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

>>39063862
Do I look like I listen to grandad music. I'm jesting lad, I like dadrock for the most part, although I hardly ever listen to it, unless I put on one of those 100 top driving tunes cds.

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>>39063879
could you at least empty my piss bottles?

>>39063826
when I cum, can i cum absurd amounts. Im talking gallons of cum?

>>39063891
NO DICE

SEE YOU NEXT YEAR CHUMP

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>>39063924
YOUR WISH IS GRANTED

JUST DON'T GET ANY ON MY BALLS YOU FILTHY MONKEY

LATER

I'm feeling positively murderous today

Another bitch error logged me
I got so pissed off that for the first time in over 6 months of working here I sent through an error log
Not just one but two
One against some cum slut who I think errored me months back and I just hate anyway for being so social yet being a paki
The other was gay jerk who I feel hates me

Also I had to move desks today, sitting next to the cool kids.
Relatively pretty blonde slag with a northern accent sitting next to me, ignored me when I tried to help

>>39063826
make me fell alive

>>39063826
>>39063945
Make me not feel

>>39063826

will you give me the motivation to sort my life out and stop being such an embarrassment to my parents? k thx

Eventually the whole narcissism I'm better than everyone attitude gets kinda stale and you just want to do yourself in because you're surrounded by retards

>>39063377

Seriously consider what that guy who said 6 days is OK. It's not for everybody, if you have time and motivation to do a 3 day split hitting the same muscle groups twice in one week, awesome. But a lot of people find you need 2-3 rest days a week, otherwise you overtrain and get no results because your body cant recover and grow fast enough. If you work out hard you can accomplish a lot in a short space of time, you'll know you've done enough if you ache badly on your rest days. Make sure to not train the same muscle groups more than 3 days apart, have a leg day, a segment of upper body day, and a segment of the other upper body muscles day, for example.

Of course the best training is functional, like martial arts/wrestling combined with some muscle-work, your body listens to you and gets better at what you tell it to, so if you practice fighting you will become a fighting-machine. Bodybuilders on the other hand don't have the same muscle development thats useful for much else than lifting weights, although they are still much stronger than most.

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>>39063766
>it's another thread that uses the nighttime OP image during daytime
You're the reason why /britfeel/ is going to the dogs

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>go to a different country
>actually happy for the week I was there
>come home
>misery kicks in again.

It's shite being scottish.

>>39063941
>Relatively pretty blonde
>ignored me when I tried to help
Good lass. Great to see white red pill women treat you pakis like the subhumans you are.

>>39063967
How long did it take you to discover this?
Although I don't wanna be a dick by saying that it's fairly well known that narcissists are often very unhappy and insecure people in actuality. It's combined with psychopathy that people tend to be more content, I think

>>39063967
most people with this attitude are just ignorant and judging people based on their own projections. i am guilty of it myself sometimes but at least i can admit its because of my ignorance

>>39063967
>t. PuBes

origi

I won 48 bong at the bookies just now. Also got a fiver on bahama moon at Ayr which I should check

On the way home I saw an old school friend, I went to wave at him and then realised I barely knew him that well and he probably wouldn't want to stop and talk anyway, so I stalled midway and ended up basically sieg heiling at him

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>>39063981
Where is sophie poster?
Have you seen her hair line? Why is it so fucked?

>>39063867
Not bade desu. Don't know any of the hip-hop stuff, I like your shoegaze picks. That 2nd Ride cover might be the worst cover art ever made tbqh

Someone play DoTA with me.

not original?

>>39063998

I don't think he was right to say that narcissism is thinking you're better than others, Narcissists are characterised by needing to feel liked and being obsessed with themselves in a vain way. Not necessarily thinking they are superior

t. 4chan psychology

>>39063994
I guess I'm insecure. I'm sick of being in awkward situations wherein I don't care about the person's feelings but still feel strange because I'm not meeting the standards. I just want to be left alone yet it seems the only way to achieve such would be through death's cold embrace.

>>39064039
Probably dead. Been a lot of murders in Glasgae.

>>39064066
>worst cover art
I don;'t know. Xiu Xiu - A Promise wins that award for me.

i dont eat, i dont sleep. i do nothing but think of (you)

dum dun dum dun

>>39063981
Where were you laddyboyo?

>>39064035
>bahama moon at Ayr
Why you think he wins he has no chance

>>39064098
perhaps it is not necessary but narcissists do predominately think they are better than other because they judge others based on their own obsessions. for example, a vain body builder may judge superiority based on who is the biggest in the room.

>>39064177
Trollhatten, Sweden, an hour away from Gothenburg...which I went to as well, but stayed in Trollhatten because it was cheaper.

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Who else here /functionalstrength/?

>>39064223
>tfw can arm wrestle guys twice my size.
>tfw look like your pic.
I'm not functional strength though, I just like picking heavy things up and putting them back down. It destresses me.

>>39064039
HER HAIRLINE IS FINE
the combination of constant dye and scaling it back for GoT did some damage, but it is FINE now.

>>39063941
You are different Amir.
I dont mean just skin colour, you are a sex offender and a man who tries to pass himself off as a girl.
There is something fundamentally wrong with you and people pick up on that. Its like how pack animals will drive out the weak and the diseased - normal society will shun you forever.

>>39064223
a bit. lifting for functional strength is pointless anyway unless you have a job that involves picking up heavy objects.

>>39063826
Kill me.

Oh what a fucking surprise, thats not original.

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Watched the latest eps of Rick and Morty.
I don't know if it's the normies wanking all over it, but my opinion of it has dropped, this season is fucking weak, and pickle rick was utter shite. And this is from a pleb who loves edgy shite like transmetropolitan.

>>39063826
Make the gym free for NEETs

>>39064279
>unless you have a job that involves picking up heavy objects.
In which place it becomes pointless because your job helps you gain functional strength.

t. A guy who worked as a labourer, warehouse/stock person.

>>39064309
well there ya go then. no real use to it other than it being some sort of hobby

>>39064220
Shieet, I remember that was that place where that guy went into school dressed as darth vader with a sword and started attacking brown people

>>39064289
Aye, its a load of shit so far this season. No real laughs from me at all.

>>39064289
Feels like there's too much focus on the family now instead of just rick and Morty going on adventures

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Ebin nearly got the job of a bus driver, thank fucking christ he didn't go for it. Imagine how many he would merk if he was running people over with a bus instead of his bike.

>>39064362
>>39064353
>>39064289
never watched it and i probably never will. doesn't it advocate normie memes such as being an atheist means you're smart?

>>39064374
imagine getting on a bus one day and your bus driver was ebin. you would be able to tell by looking at his massive fingers.

>>39064402
Do you think he sometimes just leaves the bus at home and cups the passengers in his hands?

>>39064351
That's the place lad.

>>39064353
Everyone on FB keeps going on about it, especially pickle rick, but I was just left like. 'cool, that happened.'.
>>39064362
It's like they realised people liked the feels, and tried to up it, but it just comes off shite.

any bleep mans in the house

>>39064402
Ne needs them to offer higher control while he chicanes along the pavements to harvest the most meat.
Let's be honest though you'd smell him before you see him.

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>>39064413
>>39064425
>>39064402
>taunting a mass murderer
Do as you like but don't push me in front of the bus

>>39064446

i am at peace with my God. let him do his worst.

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>>39064124
>he wouldn't play with that asian boy's little benis
I think you mean best cover art

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>>39064223
I lift my 4 pint milk bottle over my head for 100 reps every day. Try and be more functional than that, I dare you

>>39064289
Last episode was a big return to form for me. That Israel bit got me, only downside was the Logic cameo at the end, just as forced as the GoT Ed Sheeran shit. Season overall has been worse though

>>39064104

I don't see how that follows on from your previous post... or in relation to what I said, aside from considering if you were insecure. Are you OK? You seem to be rambling, and ending with a suicidal notion is a bit uncomfortable.

Most people put themselves first and being insensitive doesn't always make you narcissistic, if you have a lot on your plate it can be more difficult to consider others when you're preoccupied on your own shit. What's going on in your life?

why won't God just let me die?

>>39064549
Did you mean to post this on facebook anon?

>>39064289
Massive drop in quality this season. I liked the prison break episode. The rest have had no actual laugh-moments for me. Struggled to find any actual jokes. The previous seasons had ha-ha jokes.

>39064289

Haven't seen the latest but pickle rick was the worst yet, they seemed to have gotten worse with each next episode, the first one had me laughing a few times (the april fools pilot) but pickle rick I couldn't even finish. It's so immature and childish. Where are the lulz in beating rats to death? And it's gone from being quasi-possible Sci-Fi to being completely ridiculous cartoon-jank. Omniscient rick couldnt think to create a pickle-solution which would wear off in time but he can use his tongue to control the body of a dead insect and consequently a mammal? And then create a jet pack from nothing but what is down in a sewer? It's not even funny and the stupidity of the premise is the opposite of what Rick and Morty was starting out to be - popularising and making comedy out of true but out-there scientific ideas

>>39064386
Wouldn't the rational man always be agnostic bordering on atheism though?

>>39064593 Agnostic, sure. Atheism is unproveable. You can't prove a negative. However there are a lot of believers who are and have been amazing scientists, Einstein forinstance. They took inspiration and wonder from the universe, not atheism and nihilism like Rick and Morty preaches

Anyone else wish they had a terminal disease?
Wish a doctor just told me I had like 3 years to live or something, there would be no pressure desu.

>>39064593
On what basis? Common misconception: agnosticism does not mean that you're not sure whether God exists or not, it means that you can never know, it's above humans' comprehension. I think that's wank

>>39064586
But the normies love it.
>tfw lads in the work groupchat think I'm in the wrong for not liking it.

>>39064586
I hated pickle rick. I assumed the idea behind turning the main character into a pickle was to see how creative the writers could be with a massive limitation like that. But no, he spends two minutes as an immobile pickle, then turns into a borrower in a powersuit. What was the point?

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Mummy bought me a Knight Rider t-shirt from the charity shop. Who else /nicemummy/?

>>39064732
I don't even stay with my mum and she buys me shit when she's out.

The last item she got me was an Iron man belt buckle. I didn't have the heart to tell her I don't like marvel or belt buckles, but I just said thank you and put it away because I'm not a dick.

>>39064634
>>39064549

Why don't you both talk to each other rather than post the same thing, basically?
Is this a britfeel meme? Posting posts that are empty from content except for "I wanna die lol"

>>39064773
I wanna die loI

>>39064637

Hmm, well what's the word for people who don't know and are open to possibility of knowing?

>>39064764
I've never watched Knight Rider but she said 'I know you like ironic stuff' which is fair enough.

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>>39064773
I wanna die, but not a horrible death, just quietly in my sleep.

>>39064782
I wish the lord would take me

>>39064804
Your mum is a nice mum lad.
My mum bought me a dvd because 'it looked like one of those shite pokemon movies you watch'.

It was actually Jin Roh.

>when you never got enough attention as a child

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnV3RNrKDuU

>>39064732
The only presents my mummy buys me are things i need. Necessities aren't presents. I WANT BIONICLES!!

>>39064773

I too, want to die. Who else here wants to die?

>>39064593
not really. lots of incredibly smart people believe in God. believing in a religion gives people meaning and peace. edgy teens dont care because they are still young and have never really thought about death. as you get older and people you know start dying you may see things differently.

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>>39064797
Skeptics I guess. I don't want to go full fedora but what makes you open to the possibility? Is that of a christian god or just a creator? I see no reason for it myself

>>39064386
>doesn't it advocate normie memes such as being an atheist means you're smart
Rick's whole character is a nihilst dickhead too smart for his own good. You're not meant to relate to him.

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>>39064764
>>39064732
Mummys really are the best. Mine buys me cute little gifts, like a pug in a mug tea infuser, or a tank egg holder. Make sure your mummy knows you appreciate her lad

>>39064874
>a tank egg holder
holy shit that's a good mummy

Will HSBC let me open an account in HK if I ask nicely?

>>39064900
Do you live in HK?
If not, then no.

>>39064900
Are you an international drug lord?

>>39064851

The fact that we cant prove there isn't a god is enough for me to be open to the possibility. Believing there isn't a god based on no evidence is just a guess and it's not rational to me

>find cheque for 100 quid which I forgot to take to the bank
>dated last september so I can't cash it

fucks sake lads

>>39064919
Fug

>>39064926
Not yet. I just want to have one, desu.

>>39064827

>western women
Shaking my head right now

>>39064936
Why can't you cash it lad?

>>39064953
apparently cheques expire after six months or something

>>39064637
It just seems like a bizarre thing to believe in given there's no proof.
>>39064850
I don't see how my opinion will change as I age unless new information about the origin of the universe is leaked. I think people care more as they're older and look for something to believe but only because their fear grows stronger.

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>>39064889
She really is the best, it even has a little contraption you can use to cut the bread into soldiers

>>39064960
Common myth. It's at the banks discrection. Just google it and you'll see.

Just use the deposit machine. Worst happens it's rejected.

>>39064933
How do you prove a negative? How do you prove that anything does not exist? To believe in something or to even be open to the possibility I think you need a reason, the burden of proof is on the believer, not the non-believer.

>>39064948
If white 'men' were manly enough they wouldn't go looking for asian cock

>>39065000
That confused me for a bit, you made it sound like white men are going out looking for asian cock. Asian women being into white men is far more prevalent than white women being into asian men.

>>39064990
>How do you prove a negative? How do you prove that anything does not exist?
This is exactly the rationale I've already posted which I used to explain why I can't be an atheist.

>to even be open to the possibility I think you need a reason, the burden of proof is on the believer, not the non-believer.

Says who? What's your logic behind this? If you can't prove that something does not exist, it doesn't make sense to be closed to the possibility it doesn't. It's possible there is a god, I don't think I need to provide any proof of this possibility that isn't already covered by the fact you cant prove there isn't.

spaff

>>39065064
quality post ebin

>>39064976
i think its just obvious if you look at the world. something must have willed it for it to exist. the world is too perfect for it to be a complete accident.

>>39065099
dont accuse me of being that honourary shitskin

>>39065113
haha big black cumming benis

>>39065061
>says who?
Says logic
>If you can't prove that something does not exist, it doesn't make sense to be closed to the possibility it doesn't
I believe in dragons. Prove to me that dragons don't exist. True, I've never seen one myself but I believe that they do exist and you can't prove otherwise. How can you be closed to that possibility?

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Bit of a dearth of waifus lately tbqh.

Reckon you lads should post yours, if you have one.

>>39065113
infinite monkey typewriter Shakespeare etc..

>>39065113
>the world is too perfect for it to be a complete accident
The world is a clusterfuck of chaos and death and annihilation. Look at the universe as a whole, not just our tiny little beautiful planet. There is no order, there was no creator
*tips*

>>39065211
your obsession with waifuposting is sad and depressing

>>39065211
Fuck off you fat cunt, why did you have to bring back this cancer

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babby hungy but mummy not home#
:(

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>>39065256
ai hav fud fren

Anyone know what ever happened to the anon a few months ago who's maw never came home?

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>>39063826
all I ask, mighty dragon, is to be a real boy.

Ric Flair might be dying lads.

>>39065289
I thought he's been dying for years?

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>>39065270
can i hav sum plese
mummy wurkin ovrteim nd i ned fud hed hurty

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>>39065211
One of the main waifu posters (the one that everyone accuses of being ebin) used to do the call a couple of times a day, but he seems to have been wiped off the face of the earth. Maybe ebin's hit men got the wrong guy?
Posted.

>>39065289
He sounds like a faggot. Who is he?

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>>39065307
u ken hev sum of mi krisps fren

>>39065239
I'm a sad and depressing guy, anon

>>39065308
I think he just realized that waifu posting was dead.

Hey do you mind posting the hottest picture of Sophie that you have?

>>39065337
Yes I do mind its private

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>>39065307
hav some bacon an srrimps

>>39065228
I am looking at the universe and there is order where it is willed. Look at how perfectly the solar system is. Why do you think the world is a cluster fuck? Maybe you're projecting.

>>39065211
Yeah thread was a bit too comfy, bring it back around to this tedious wank. Cunt.
>>39065289
He's had a good run if so. Someone of his era could have easily died from the roid abusement decades ago.

>>39065359
>projecting
Bait

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>>39065329
tank u fren
*munch munch*

>>39065356
i tink i hav enuf sips tanks tho

Let us postulate on the background of Len's hitman

How much is len paying him?
What is his preferred method of killing?
How does he expect to get Ebin alone out of view?
What is the expected timefram of the hit?

>>39065388
Do you not understand karma? How you attract what you project? If you feel as though your life is a cluster fuck that is how you will perceive the world because that is what you will attract

just ate a fucking huge bowl of porridge and I'm sweating my bollocks off
was nice though

>>39065415
>karma
Dropped

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>>39065394
>How much is len paying him?
He's not it's personnel kid
>What is his preferred method of killing?
From a distance
>How does he expect to get Ebin alone out of view?
being on a hill or something
>What is the expected timefram of the hit?
Whenever he leaves the house

>>39065427
Visiting my mum and dad.
They're old so have the heating full fucking blaring.
I'm so close to just stripping to my boxers and calling it a day.

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I feel like I've got one of those ironic monkey paw type curses where you get what you want just not how you want it.
I frequently attract girls, or I'll be the only one to pull on a night out but I can never get past this stage. My crippling self doubt and autism prohibit it. How do I get past this and become a full chad so I can start cucking you all?

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>What? You only work out for 'functional strength?' Lol no thanks.

>>39063988
Later in the day when her mates had gone she tried asking me for help

I was on a call so pretty much ignored her
Would have told her to fuck off anyway

>>39064261
I believe that

I get concerned looks and people talk to me out of pity like I'm a child

>>39065443
>Whenever he leaves the house
Fucking hell we'll have to deal with him forever

>>39065439
That is ok. Most peoples only understanding of karma comes from tv, you are just part of the norm.

>Lads God is real because this book written by inbred arabs is certainly the real deal. I shall spend my life following their interpretations
>Also I hate pakis. Arabs out.
Hmmm

>>39065427
porridge is the comfiest food going
what did you have on it lad?

>>39065463
Pls giv stronk girl gf that chokes me and sits on my face

>>39065394
we all know len can do his own dirty work. before ebin knows it he'll be at the bottom of the north sea

cannot find the source of this quote lads

"for the good of the species not for the good of the individual"

pls help

>>39065443
I think this is sky lads because he is obviously mentally ill. I do find it funny myself but we shouldn't

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>>39065355
>Yes I do mind
What happened to the lad who was going to cum tribute her?

>>39065500
>ebin, letters to a young mould farmer, 2017

>>39065514
I'll do it if he's changed his mind

>>39065514
I hope these hit men got to him. Ebin talked about fapping to her as well though, so I'll have to deal with him too.

>>39065205

Says logic? Your own logic proved there is a possibility remaining that a god exists.

I can't prove that dragons don't exist in the universe. I believe there is a possibility dragons exist. Unless I had satelite monitoring of the entire planet and even then they me underground, so let's say that I have the ability to detect everything at all on this planet, and I can show there are no dragons. Perhaps dragons exist but are invisible to any sensor that we possess? Can you prove dragons dont exist?

Saw a paki mother and son out shopping today

They looked out of place
I felt pity

But then I realised I was upset due to my own relationship with my mother
We were close once but then it all disappeared as she had more kids, daughters, she became abusive towards me and we became strangers

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>>39065463
/fit/ girls are the best. shame they're so rare

>>39065556
>I felt pity
Dumb paki. This is England ofcourse you shitskins look out of place, that's how it's supposed to be.

>>39065478
Have you not been following his blog? Ebin's becoming a big boy now, he goes out on walks to the shops, he cycles, drives his car. Len's hitman has plenty of opportunities

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What's for Dinner guys?

>>39065205
>Says logic

Everything that exists has a cause. this logic. where is your logic that their is no cause for this existence?

>>39065570
I wish someone would just mercy kill all the pakis now

The cycle will never end
Especially for those who carry the same corrupted genes as I

My sister wants to marry a paki and cook curry despite being aware of the abuse in our family
She also wants to send her kid to mosque despite being aware of the abuse that goes on there

STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS FRIGGEN HITMAN. PLEASE

>>39065613
Well Amir you want to die and have no issues with killing pakis

All this debate made me read a few pages of the bible. Comfy stuff.

>>39065518
absolutely H O W L I N G lad but really I want to use it to my care coordinator because it's very relevant in my life right now but I'm unsure if it's a hitler quote

>>39065443
>>39065394

I understand Ebin seems to attention-whore and has a bad habit of only talking about himself instead of others, but this len hitman meme has got to stop, it's just not funny. All this bullshit posted about Len and Ebin is just pathetic drama and I think it's either Len or Ebin themself trying to get attention, or someone trying to make Ebin's ((anxiety)) even worse, both are pretty shitty things to post for. So stfu

>>39065589
Mum better have made something like pasta or else I'm gonna be mad

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>>39065496
I can assure he shan't get his dirty hands anywhere near Ebin

>>39065589
One bowl of cereal, an apple and some frozen raspberries. I do wish we had munchy boxes down here though

>>39065636
Ebin literally thinks len has hired a hit on him, this is his own fault

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Step in front of a runaway train
Just to feel alive again
Pushing forward through the night
Aching chest and blurry sight

>>39065627
Yeah, I know but I feel like it would be pointless unless I can get them all

You know they breed like rats

>>39065463
She looks about 3 foot tall. Tol > smol

>tfw you have had multiple out of body experiences and you know an after life exists but no one will believe you so you keep it a secret

>>39065500
Are you thinking of the film Antz or Spock from star Trek?

>>39065589
Whatever is 500 calories, I wish I could have a takeaway, it has only been a day since I binged on takeaway eating them every day for 2 weeks, I love unhealthy food so much, losing weight is so fucking hard

>>39065636
It's just people trying to give len a personality since he's such a boring cunt. Now he's le sadistic killer. Same with pube being a dole scrounger tranny since he's so dull.

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Len's hitman is gonna have to get through me fist

>>39065646
you say that but len has sent 100s of people to a watery grave over many years, whats a tranny with the body of holocaust survivor going to do about it?

>>39063841
Yes. Easy. Next.

>>39065514
>>39065522
That was me kek, was trying to get Sophie Poster to give me a good pic. Guess I'll just have to go with the original then if he won't co-operate

Going to save up for a few days so I can have extra big cums (pornstar level) on her face

>>39065685
no idea don't know where I heard it first, just woke up today and it popped into my head

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>>39065570
>this is England
Yes, this is England.

Had a dream where death offered me a lifetime of optimal health that would last a hundred years (unless I wanted to end it). I'd have to push a button that would kill a hundred random people though. Wat do?

>>39065646
Here's a thought. You're waifu is Kougyoko Ren, right?
But (and I might be wrong here) aren't R and L the same thing in moonrunes?
i.e. you're waifu is called len

>>39065732
kek that bloke in the ill fitting suit jacket looks like a britfeeler wearing his dads suit to a job interview

>>39065691
I'm sure some lads here would help me, hard knock seems willing and albarnlad seems like he'd be good in a fight

>>39065732
Delete this lad!

>>39065709
>Going to save up for a few days so I can have extra big cums (pornstar level) on her face
Good lad, give us a strong finish.

>>39065751
What is the small print though, could you get hurt and never die, would you still feel pain, stuff like that? Tell me anon.

>>39065650

When did he say this? If it was here can you gimme some way to find the archived post? Sounds dumb, even for Lebin

>>39065766
hard knock is fictions and albarnlad is too retarded to even kill himself properly

>>39065766
so why do you think you're better than the rest of us tilde?

>>39065541
There is a possibility that anything exists. What reason do you have that makes God more plausible than the fucking tooth fairy. That's what I meant when I said burden of proof, you need to have some reason

>I can't prove that dragons don't exist in the universe
Ok so every possible assertion is equally valid, if you can't prove that something does not exist then it must be possible that it does, whether it be dragons, fairies or God. Do you not realize how absurd that is?

>>39065602
>where is your logic that their is no cause for this existence
Once again, you have it the wrong way around. You're the one making the positive claim that there is a cause for existence, so you need a reason for that. The burden of proof is on you, I don't need to prove that there is no cause, it's just a random event that exists

>>39065774
I dont remember every detail desu. I guess it meant you'd be in perfect health and always be 'lucky' and not get hurt in accidents but if you did something retarded like jump into a volcano you'd still die.

>>39065776

I just checked the archives searching for "len hit" and the only posts found claiming Ebin believes this was not by Ebin himself, seems he hasn't said anything about it and this was started by anons. Seems the /britfeel/ writers guild are on strike and have replaced terrible writers with themselves, they can't even convince a pleb like me that this latest "story" isn't anything but cock and bullshit.

Back to the conversations I guess, like the thread is supposed to be. Not storylinbes and forcedmemes.

>>39065629
I've been meaning to buy a copy, I think everyone should read it. Old or New testament?

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>>39065211

>tfw waifuposting is kill

>>39065751
>murder 100 people
>extend your suffering
sounds like a lose-lose to me desu

>>39065814
>so you need a reason for that.

i have already expressed this. everything that exists has a cause, therefore it is logical to assume that life has a cause. nothing randomly happens in this world, it is always a consequence of something else. you're asserting that randomness is logical but it isnt.

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>>39065761
N-no they are different. The Japanese R is about 75% R sound and 25% L sound. And my waifu is meant to be Chinese where her name would be different.

>>39065796
What makes you think Len is strong?

>>39065800
I don't, I am a degenerate

>>39065820
Not worth it at all then, death would still find a way to fuck you over.

>>39065829
They usually come together senpai. I have a King James version and read a couple pages of the New Testament occasionally because Jesus is lovely and chill.

>>39065828

It was on ebin's blog

Also in a britfeel thread he "don't any of you cunts try anything, I'm armed and vigilant" or something to that effect

>>39065850
but you must be superior to warrant using a tripcode, right?
There's got to be some reason why anon is good enough for everyone else but not for you.

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>>39065766
I've got a black belt, I'd be willing to join you in your brave defence of Ebin, Tilde

>>39063826
Make anime real
fuk u bot

Do you think ebin has ever hit his bed with a wooden sword and pretended it's his enemies?

>>39065589
Why, a frozen pizza of course.

>>39065876
Why are you taking this thread down a drama path? Why don't you just filter him?

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People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down

When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange

People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven when you're down

When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange

When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange
When you're strange
When you're strange

oregano

>>39065764
At least the lad dressed up for their little protest. He's the only one I like out of the lot

>>39065336
How can you be sad and depressing?

>>39065892

I wonder if he has ever bought a vanilla late and splashed it at people

>>39065876
I was asked to so I could be filtered

>>39065878
Thanks lad, what's your black belt in?

>>39065878
what do you have a black belt in?

>>39065896
I'm just curious as to his reasoning

>>39065767
I'll make britfeel proud, 8 ropes at least!

>>39065922
>I was asked to so I could be filtered

Legit enough reason I suppose

>>39065922
sounds like bullshit to me lad
I'd respect you more if you just admitted you like the attention

>>39065910
By caring about the waifuposter brand and personalities on /britfeel/

>>39065814

>There is a possibility that anything exists.
Yes, I've said this and so have you, which by the way, you go on to ask me to prove the opposite of, despite us agreeing on it, in your following statements in the last two posts.

>"bla bla god is as dum as a toof thairy - That's what I meant when I said burden of proof, you need to have some reason"

I have a reason, I have a reason that in fact anything is possible. I'll go into more detail

>Ok so every possible assertion is equally valid, if you can't prove that something does not exist then it must be possible that it does, whether it be dragons, fairies or God. Do you not realize how absurd that is?

Do you not realise how stupid you sound? That's not absurd, it's perfectly rational.

Stop trying to catch me with this "her her lets putt the burden of proof on the person who is open to all possibilities" there's no burden of proof for something you cant disprove. Either it gets proven, or it doesn't. Ever heard of schroedinger's cat? Everything is possible. If God gets proven to exist, I'll believe in it, but until he does, I won't believe in god. I will, however, believe in the possibility of god existing, because thats rational.

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>>39065211
Stuffs going good for once in my life!

went to see one of those big pipes that washed up lads

>>39065847
>it is logical to assume that life has a cause
A cause sure, but how do you jump from that to a creator? We know that evolution is how life has progressed, as for the start of life there are multiple theories that are all more likely than 'god willed it'

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Would anyone be up for rigging ITV roulette?

A few days ago the host actually said "Shipanon" live on ITV, just imagine if we could get 5-8 of us doing it.

It's only 10 bong per person. Not immediately but we could all arrange a date at some point in the future

>>39065853
Ah I wasn't sure about that. I was looking to buy the King James version too, Old Testament though. I want hellfire and death, not lovey dovey shit

>>39065776
>>39065828
It's on his blog, mates

>>39065974

I'd love to see them, were they as big as you expected?

>>39065966
Grats lad, what's the good news?

>>39065910
I was reading "sad" as in "uncool" rather than "miserable"

>>39065834
>tfw ebin and tilde ruined it because it took away attention from themselves

>>39062052
>>39062154
Yeah I guess for anything other than fish it wouldn't work in this country

>>39062131
Many people in medical professions will be the first to tell you how much safer it is to supply your own meat.

>>39062142
smoking, freezing or cooking properly will deal with all of that. Its a bit grim to see them though so I try to avoid worms by fishing in the cleanest places possible

>>39062143
If you can see a pig having it's throat slit, a cow being dehorned with pliers and branded with hot iron you're a cuck

>>39065978
'creator' does not imply 'designer'
leaving a loaf of bread to go mouldy means you have created life, but you didn't design it

>>39066008
aye it was pretty big, at least 8 foot high and i don't if you get to the beach often but it was 2 groin length long.

>>39065994
The KJ has all that too so I'd reccomend it. Plus Revelation if you want to get your doomsday prophecy on.

ok you fucking nerds shut the fuck up and listen. When the only girl in our fucking group asks me, and me alone up to dance don't take that is a fucking invite to try and worm your way in. fuck off, shut up, and stay sat the fuck down like there is a thermally activated bomb in your fucking seat.

No one wants to watch you gesticulate like an electrocuted jelly fish.

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>>39065922
>>39065923
Tang Soo Do, Korean martial art. It didn't teach me much about actual fighting but it was a very important part of my childhood. Here's the grandmaster that we bowed to

>>39065987
I'd give it a go yeah. Be a laugh.

>>39065211
why are you such a bully?

original desu

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>>39066053
forgot my frog so you know what face I'm making

>>39066053
*dances with the girl*

Try and stop me without looking like a jealous baby ;D

>>39063766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtWTUt2RZh0
It's accurate for the feels I get.

>>39066053

Yank detected, you've said your piece now fuck off

>>39066062
I just enjoy being a horrible person desu

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Good afternoon, I hope that you're well.

>>39065951
It's in the archives lad. I do like the attention but I've met lots of lovely people thanks to it too. There are pros and cons to it desu

Lads, am I pathetic?
>texting someone
>they reply within 5 minutes, so do I
>they slowly take longer to reply, so do I
>took them an hour to reply
gonna wait about 40-50 minutes before I message back.

>>39066094
Why? I don't get why you would do that. How many anons have you bullied?

>>39066069
that is the worst thing about it, you can't there is no way to tell you to get lost with out looking like a prick.

>>39066059

Any preferred time? I'm very flexible, although we might need to accomodate others lads if there is serious interest

>>39066096
>hello I would like attention please
fuck off

>>39066107
You made me laugh but this sounds like the petty behaviour of a woman.

>>39066011
>Grats lad, what's the good news?

Found someone new. Very local. This lad isn't moving 6+ hours away either (that lad also found someone new so everyone is happy)

>>39066100
how come you don't put your tripcode on when you're making normal posts without an avatar?

you clearly take your tripcode off to shitpost

>>39066109
Yes that's definitely Saku that you're responding to, not Ebin...

>>39066112
When does is it usually on?

>>39065978
>A cause sure, but how do you jump from that to a creator?

because if there is a cause then there must have been a creator to being with.

>>39066096
Hello Crumpet, hope you're doing well too.
Have you ever gambled on a fart and lost?

>>39066119
I thought so too, but I;m a pathetic sack of shite who is pretty fucking beta.

>>39066109
It makes me feel better about my micropenis

>How many anons have you bullied?
all of them

>>39066116
>proceeds to give him attention
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwipdk6-_NY

>>39066096
what is your asl lad?

>>39066107
>get a text
>type response in a second
>wait so I don't look weird
>start analysing my response
>what if they misinterpret me some how
>do normal people use that acronym any more, did they ever
>half an hour later I have the final draught
"Yes."
>send

>>39066127
Same reason certain posters don't use their avatars. Let's keep the thread civil

>>39066136
Ebin is asleep. He did give me an image of his door knob beforehand

Well done fatboy, mission accomplished

>>39066138

Start time varies between midnight on weekdays, and 1am at the weekend. I can do any day though

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>>39066183
>Same reason certain posters don't use their avatars.
Do you have a single fact to back that up or are you just projecting?

>>39066177
>tfw they take an hour to reply "lol"

>>39066183
>he did give me an image of his knob beforehand
WEEEEEEEW POST

>>39066183
you didn't answer what i asked, you're just an attention whoring cunt who uses his trip to selectively project a fake image

>>39066124
Good to hear lad, how did you meet him?

>>39066183
>pictures of ebin's dirty knob
bit lewd that

>>39066183
>He did give me an image of his door knob beforehand

describe it for us

>>39066124
Christ you gays are fast.

Tell me what you regard as your greatest strength, so I will know how best to undermine you; tell me of your greatest fear, so I will know which I must force you to face; tell me what you cherish most, so I will know what to take from you; and tell me what you crave, so that I might deny you

oh no its trip/waifu/avatarfag drama again, cya gys

what's the most normie song you lads like?

>>39066193
he doesn't yet he constantly makes little digs, i bet tilde is the one fueling ebins conspiracies

>>39066243
>Tell me what you regard as your greatest strength

the muscle in my benis

>>39066213
It's green, like it's encased in something. I have no idea how he didn't notice before because it is vile, gives the wall a run for it's money

>>39066246
Just ignore it lad

Lynn I'm not driving a mini metro.

>>39066246
We're being civil desu, it's just a few shitposters attempting to stir which is kinda part and parcel of an imageboard

>>39066252

There are loads really

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acicmeCO85A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Jv9fNPjgk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ95z6ywcBY

They are very normie and non-robotic examples

>>39066267
>just ignore it
says the one who spurs it on constantly

I'm going to draw a picture after I eat

Arguing with the family again

The goodwill is gone

I mildly self harmed at work, stabbed myself with a pen

Going to look for jobs tomorrow

>>39066267

I'm going to encourage him to use vinegar on it, vinegar works a treat on everything

>>39066246
>Starts when waifuposter roll call is done
These coincidences are crazy! Kek but really same, I can't read the same trips/waifuposters aruging with each other again.

>>39066279
mate you're the only one shit stirring tonight

>>39066287
still living in rochdale lad? if so poundland in town just let off like 5 people because of some incident so they're hiring

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>>39066287
>I mildly self harmed at work, stabbed myself with a pen
Don't know why but this made me properly crack up

>>39066211
>Good to hear lad, how did you meet him?

Through here (again)
It's where all the best boys are.

>>39066279
You have been pushing this drama for the last hour you sad cunt.

>>39066300
probs tilde with his trip off again

>>39066314

Fuck off you sad cunt, the civil war is over, let it lie

>>39066312
won't argue with you there

>>39066310
>Rochdale
>let 5 people go
paki rapists worked in poundland.

>>39066317
>tranny getting (yous) from his reliable orbiters
>fattyboom boom comes in and gets ignored
eh, doubt he's the one at play this time

>>39066310
Really?

Might be a bit "shameful" for the senpai but I've never worked retail before
Close to home too
But on my feel all day...
I'll go into town tomorrow and apply, can't hurt
Might even take a punt at a mangers position

>>39066311
It was quite public too, I just stood up at my desk and did it

>>39066312

You mean through steam/discord?

I know think I've ever seen people exchange contact details here beyond their steam profile

What was Number 1 in the charts when you were born lads?
I feel like mine was a bit prophetic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj4wcuo9Mgo

>>39066341
Pretty sure no paki males worked there

>>39066341
nah wasn't in the papers
>>39066349
yeah man you should not sure but it seems pretty comfy, plus you can walk around town on your lunch break

>>39066310
What happened at the Poundland in town?

>>39066354
I don't use discord, ever.

I've only ever emailed anons, and then it's progressed to other places. Never as my waifu though. I don't want them to project my waifu onto me. I don't think it's the healthiest thing to do.

>>39066384
wouldn't say just he had to let a few people go and wouldn't say why - you called it town, you from rochdale aswell? if so three rochdale lads in the thread

>>39066252
Lana Del Rey is my kryptonite

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>know the cause of my misery and low moods
>don't do anything about it.
>start feeling even shittier
Why do I do it lads?

>>39066269
>tell me about the ladyboys

>>39066382
Rochdale town centre is a shithole though, we've got nothing

Do you live in Rochdale, can we be friends?

>>39066401
I'm from South Manchester so I thought you meant city centre "town"

>>39066415
This realisation made me quit counselling

It's all my fault

>>39066419
I like town centre during comfy hours, I do and sure if you want

>>39066420
this is not the first time this has happened, I've said town to my mates who live in rochdale and they also thought I meant manchester centre

>>39066416
So he flips him over and f... f... and funnily enough, it lands on its wheels and starts first time and they just drive away.

>>39066252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEB6ibtdPZc
I'm not a fan of Paramore but I do like this song.

>>39066356
Bloody Boy George

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UTJYIG0yO8

>>39066448
>I like town centre during comfy hours, I do and sure if you want
But we've got no decent shops?

Also YES, YES, YES
I'm off work tomorrow so can we meet up at say the library?
I'll be the paki with long bad hair

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>I told my gf about my fetish
>she laughed and called me a pervert
It's not even that weird

>It's actually poleaboo's comeback August and not Ebin's

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>Still thinking about killing myself 50 times a day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO-eAldJmA8

>>39066483
Is this the part where we ask you to tell us what your fetish is?

Billy Ocean - Get Outta My Dreams, Get into My Car"

That feel when gonna get doxxed on this.

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Recommend me some albums, lads. Pic to provide my most listened albums the past few months.

I've been watching a bunch of buckethead solos lately for some reason, i quite fancy something guitar heavy. Also been listening to Heart's version of Alone a bit, maybe some 80s rock would be sweet.

>>39066505
Thanks for asking anon. It's dirty panties, which to be honest is pretty tame compared to the stuff some people here are into.

>>39066480
I got work all week (and don't go outside on weekdays) and I have plans for this weekend, close to the end of next week I could post in the thread about meeting up if you'd like?

>>39066510
How is your bull doing, he treating your mother and sister right? Look at all that disgusting black music.

>>39066510
bummer - nothing, nowhere

>>39066483
At least she laughed and didn't go "ewwwww"

Just come back from a run lads. Did 3km in 25 mins. Pretty good, huh? I ran past a roastie and chad having an argument on their drive.

>>39066529
>bull
I don't know, the non-hip hop tells me he likes getting pegged by a skinny girl in glasses.

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>>39066449
Ahh I guess it's time to re-watch I'm Alan Partridge. Never gets old
That film was pretty wank though

>>39066527
She's gonna deliver, she just didn't know how to react

>>39066483
>told my gf my fetish
>insta broke up
it's necro and not the clean looking shite the rotted kind never open up to women lads they break up with you even though you've done nothing morally bad

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>>39066541
>At least she laughed and didn't go "ewwwww"
True, but now she won't let me be alone in her room, because she thinks I'll steal all her knickers.
We still haven't had sex yet, and i don't think my confession helped.

>>39066564
Did you see the documentary thing with partridge? For me it has its moments.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cGv7u9ixDo

>>39066573
The point of revealing fetishes is so maybe they might partake in them if the mood strikes

Yours can't be done.

>>39066582
>We still haven't had sex yet

you fucked up lad

>>39066593
she can drink till she passes out and let me fuck her, it'd be like simulated rape fetishes

>>39066529
That's really funny dude, nice one.

>>39066563
Would probably give it a go, aye.

>>39066538
Pretty interesting, will give it a full listen.

>>39066582
are you underage? how can she be your gf if you havent had sex yet?

>>39066620
his most robot song is "death sentance" truly relates to us a lot, listen to that and you'll understand his vibe

>>39066613
Then why not just say "sleep sex" you fool!

>>39066582
Why are you sharing your fetish when you haven't fucked yet? Bit unusal lad.