How do I bait a spider out of hiding so I can shoot it with my

>>39053624
gotta play offence with spiders they can't be baited

>>39053624
Afraid you can't really "bait" spiders that easily.

You'll just have to be on your toes, nerfgun ready.

>>39053624
Call it names until it gets butthurt and comes after you.

>>39053624
drop some shit on its web, it'll think it's a bug getting caught then rush to check it out
you could also use a live bug if you can catch one

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>Harming spiders
>Ever
Fuck off and kill yourself.

>>39053739
It doesn't have a web it's just hiding somewhere around my desk.

>>39053667
>that easily
So is there a hard way to bait them? I just wanna play vidya in peace

Most spiders are Muslim. Play some Muslim call to prayers. However their hearing isn't so good because they are so small so the louder you blare it the better.

>>39053833
I mean, house spiders tend to not have webs, let alone visible ones, otherwise you might be able to put some shit in it to trick it. The ones I've seen in my room will scurry away and I literally just gotta wait for them to reappear some day to make my move.

>>39053624

spiders seem to come out most around 3/4am in the morning, i dont know why but i've noticed this, i might not see 1 spider all day but then BAM hits 3 am and they just come out

i think they've evolved this way recently or something as it is the best time for no human activity?

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>>39053906
Now is my time

>>39053773

>killed thousands of spiders
>killed millions of unborn baby spiders
>thwarted new species of spiders from potentially evolving from the descendants of spiders i've killed

>>39053992
JESUS BE WITH ANON, MAY HIS FOAM BE QUICK

>>39053992
doin gods work mah boi

>>39053992
That doesn't look like a very powerful nerf gun anon.

>>39053992
DONT KILL It

>>39053992
i pictured a bigger nerf gun desu

pretty disappointed

who else /pretty disappointed/?

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We got em boys. Mission accomplished. How should I dispose of the corpse?

>>39054046
It's modded to shoot the dart faster don't worry

>>39054097
leave it to rot as a warning to any spiders that may wander into your abode

>>39054097
TP wad and then toss it in the toilet is how I usually do it.

>>39054141
Then take a dump in there.
When I was a kid, ants would be in my bathroom for some reason and when I was in there I would try to pick one up and toss it in the toilet just to watch get flushed down with my shit.
Fucking bastards.

>>39054235
I will do that right now. Check back in 15 mins

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>>39054255
Post number confirms.
You must bring back evidence OP.

>>39053624
>It's a very fast spider.
Will somebody PLEASE post that image?

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>>39054326
Pushed out what I had

What about mosquitoes? These cunts hide all day and then only come out to terrorize me once I go to sleep

>>39054537
That'll teach those spider faggots not to fuck with you.
You did good, OP.

>>39054537
You should watch what you eat anon, your shit looks fucked up

doesn't this thread belong on /b/

but ill allow it

>>39054604
Its mcdonalds nuggies and fries