>he LITTERALLY and without a hint of IRONY daydreams of being

I like to daydream I'm a powerful wizard who lives in a castle and I'm rich as fuck from collecting taxes from the plebs from my country
I fight other wizards around the world for control over territory and during peace time I have sex with gorgeous sluts from my harem

And that's just one of my fantasies, my life is so boring that I'm constantly reaching new levels of escapism

Don't all guys do that? At least some version of warrior, gunslinger/martial arts/boxing etc.

>>39052873
>he isn't a highlevel HEMA tournament participant
>he doesn't know his way around a feder
Now how exactly are you expecting to earn your oneitis' favor to wear at tourney?

>>39053000
I do:
-Bounty hunter
-Mech pilot
-Super soldier
-Unreal Tournament champion
-Videogame developer

>>39053039
>daydream about being a code monkey
Why?

>>39053016
Fencer here, HEMA is for fat neckbeards. But then again fencing is for numale nerds, so what can I say.

I am always the tank. Wizards are alright but I literally do not understand rogues or archers.

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>ywn be a vampire hunter

>>39052873
>single combat
>not 1 v all combat
psh...

>>39053080
Tuturururururururu
That framerate though

>>39052873
I do this but without the "master of single combat" part. I just want to he a comfy land owner with a bunch of qt peasant girls wanting to marry me. We'd settle down and raise a family in our comfy manor or castle.

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>>39052873
>Mixed raced
>Daydream that all Arabs in Sweden are replaced by clones of me
>Every fault and error in me is bloated and exploded via word of mouth
>Stereotypes bloom like crazy
>Fantasize that we all commit suicide in government housing so as to escape from reality
>Envision us all just drinking cool-aid
>Imagine government workers breaking down the door to discover rows upon rows of dead clones

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>he pretends he's a protagonist in his favorite shonen anime

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>>39053140
This is very strange Anon. Tell me more.

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>he still imagines himself playing a song in front of the whole school

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>>39053178
Sometimes I imagine fragments of clones successfully finding mates while the rest all, rather than have sexual intercourse with one another, cum into paper-towels. We all just sit around and throw cum into the toilet, and we rack up a massive water-bill as the toilets are constantly flushing semen.

I also imagine the clones trying to start a real animation studio with the man-power that we would harbor. I see it turning into a beautiful flower on the internet that millions of people enjoy, but no-one knows who's making such intricate cartoons. It would be the purest form of art for the sake of creation.

>>39053190
Delet thsi right now

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>>39052873
>tfw day dream that im the greatest mma fighter ever
>6'2, can compete in middleweights, lhw and hw
>win all 3 belts and defend them against all the top contenders
>never duck and take at least 6 fights a year
>once i hold all 3 belts, i sign a deal to superfights in boxing and kickboxing
>defeat the champs in the above 3 of those divisions
>am crowned the greatest p4p goat ever with no dispute on my title based on rules, promotions or weight classes

I daydream about being a synthetic life form with absurd speed, strength, durability, regeneration, and the gravity beam emitter from Blame. I'd just sit around doing normal shit, blitzing people and punching them into unrecognizable piles of gore if they assaulted me while saving the GBE for an alien invasion.

Obviously it sounds lame as fuck but most normies fantasize about being basketball stars or rappers so in comparison it's not so bad

>>39053071
>HEMA is for fatneckbeards
>instantly admits to participating in a branch of HEMA
Sabre, foil, or epee?

>>39053236
That sounds nice. How are you all feeding yourselves?

I daydream about being able to read minds/see the future/super human intelligence/mind powers like professor xavier but I keep it lowkey and use it for little things on day to day life that would make life easier

>>39053344
We'd subsist off of manual day labor and part-time jobs. There would be shifts that each clone would shuffle through so as not to work too hard. (Mcdonald's drone #1 would be off, but another clone would take his place the next day)

There would be government support as there'd be hundreds of us all living in one apartment, totally isolated from the external world. We'd have total unity and commune only with those that are apart of our sacred brotherhood.

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I daydream about SWAT.
t. Traffic cop
>39053039
>Unreal Tournament champion
Good taste

I fap to the fantasy of being some indulgent king who turns the whole palace into my harem. I imagine fucking all kinds of women, milfs, young women, even imagine loli sex slaves even though I don't often fap to loli. Something about the power aspect turns me on though. I'd have all kinds of crazy orgies for myself with whatever props I desire.

>>39053440
I being a traffic cop hard? I kinda want to be one but I'm scared I'll accidentally hit someone while I'm trying to catch a speeder. Is the pay good? Is it a robot friendly job?

I once thought about being a king and having an arena where cute girls fight to death in an elimination tournament where the last one standing gets to be my fuck toy. Girls killing each other is just hot.

>make eye contact with a cute girl
>imagine spending lonely nights with her, watching movies together for the rest of the day

I daydream about living in an abandon house with no wifi or electricity. being off the maps with a cute significant other; living off the land and killing any trespassers.

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>ywn be a wandering knight without a country
>ywn travel the world slaying mystical beasts of legend
>ywn have a cute green haired witch companion
>ywn settle in the forest with her and grow old together

>>39053747
god fucking dammit it hurts

>>39052983

so basically a NEET wizard with his herd of pathetic wage slaves paying for your life style, the master race lifestle that is and then you impregnate all the wage slaves wives anyway.

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>>39053548
>I being a traffic cop hard?
It's stressful. I had an emotional breakdown just yesterday from the pent up stress I've built over the years

>I kinda want to be one but I'm scared I'll accidentally hit someone while I'm trying to catch a speeder.
Legally everyone has to get out of your way when you have the sirens on. Other than that, git gud at driving.

>Is the pay good?
No.

>Is it a robot friendly job?
Robots tend to not handle stress well and the station is Chad central. So not really.

>>39053747
also just remembered we will never grow old with ANYONE which is even worse

Day dreaming can be dangerous bros, ive been in deep

>>39053865
Please, tell us about it.


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>>39053039
>Unreal Tournament champion
Bet Xan destroys your ass on a daily basis

>>39053889
Ive found if you day dream enough, you start going crazy. Like the dreams and reality merge.

Its a weird thing to describe and no one seems to relate. But there have been many a time where ive been convinced everyone is dead or there are aliens in the next room.

Im not crazy in that sense just a very active imagination

>>39053330
foil my nigga. Also does fencing actually count as a branch of HEMA? thought HEMA was the one that LARPers do at renaissance faires

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>>39053148
y-yeah fuck those losers that do that

>ywn be a highly skilled reclusive firebender in the avatar universe

why even continue

I daydream about raising a NBR daughter who ends up becoming a yandere who milks me for my cum hourly.

>>39054077
Historical European Martial Arts. It can be as real or fake as the practioners desire, some branches use fully sharpened full contact sparring with no thrust(lethal) for example, same as asian martials arts and fencing is a large branch of it. A feder is a sword and federfechter is translated to feather fencer and meets the definition.

>>39053190
This is the only one that hurts

>he unironically dreams about starting his own country and conquering through his superior battle tactics and or technology and then enforcing his radical but necessary laws
>he fantasizes only letting the best of the best of human population migrate to his country

>>39053747
Please anon, I can only cry so much

I daydream of killing beautiful women, cutting off their limbs and stitch some together in what will be my wife. I also daydream about being a world level tennis player

>>39052873
>he ENTERTAINS the idea of being a cult leader

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>>39052873
I daydream that there is a cute girl that will hold me and care about me. And we'd work on computers and motorcycles and at the end of the day we'd fuck and she'd be the big spoon and I could be nice and submissive.

May be more improbable then becoming a wizard warlord.

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>>39053148
>>39053629
>>39053190
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP. ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>ywn be a badass bass guitarist in a famous rock band
>ywn smugly have an affair with the lead guitarist's qt gf
>ywn stand back by the drummer and shred out a sick bassline
Why even live?

>ywn never be an undefeated ronin living in sengoku jidai-era japan

>>39052873
>daydream about taking back the holy land
welp
shit

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Escapism time? Escapism time.

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>>39055616
Now with an expansion pack!

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>ynw be a lone rider roaming the unlimited freedom of the wild west
>ywn ride into town with an outlaw tied on the back of your horse
>ywn deliver the outlaw to the sherrif for a healthy sum of dollars
>ywn head to the tavern to celebrate another bounty collected
>ynw sit in the back of a rough bar drinking whiskey while everyone wonders who the stranger is
>ywn be approached by bandits while everyone falls silent in fear
>ywn tilt your hate, make a cool remark and shoot them before they can draw
>ywn be forced to leave town because you cause trouble no matter where you go
>ywn be the lone rider

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>>39055673
Not enough undead rape? Well, i got you covered!