Can we get a that kid thread? >That kid who got drunk and

>that kid who only wore a hoodie because his crush always wore one
I still do, I hate women but hoodie are comfy af

>>39033152
>that kid that popped xanax before class in highschool
I became an addict

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>>39033152
>That kid who acted like a complete idiot in front of others just to attempt to fit in and hated himself for it
ding ding ding

>>39033152
>That kid who even the teachers hated for being the one smart ass in the class who got A's and B's on all the tests despite never having done any homework
>That kid who was known as "the stoner anime nerd" and consequently never spoken to
Getting an A after coming in stoned while having missed half the lessons rustled my teachers jimmies hard. Bitch even told me that I didn't deserve the mark which just made me even more smug.

>>39033688
To be fair, you'd have to be mentally challenged to tolerate the things normies enjoy.

God fucking damn do I hate normies.

Also:
>that kid who started cycling to school because that senior who was making moves on his crush did so too

>>39033152
Not me, but
>that ADHD kid who made every class more fun with his inability to sit still

>>39033152
>that kid who acted high because he had no social skills or personality
>that kid who acted like a shonen protagonist
>that one black kid who was really shredded
>that one kid who bragged about detention

>kid who comes off as mean but just doesnt know how to socialize correctly

>that black kid in middle school who bragged about all the shit on his criminal record

>>39033152
>that kid who asked the girl of his dreams who he had been head over heels for forever out to senior prom, had her say yes and act excited about it all week talking about it nonstop, and then when he was waiting for her at the spot they met at every single day after the final bell had her walk by holding hands with another guy she dated after that and completely ignore him
I was that kid lol

>that kid who popped 13 xannies before class and went into a two week coma
>he came back for a day and we called him Xanny Phantom

>>39033152
>That kid who wanted to fight against asian stereotypes so he became a stoner rebel.

>that kid who everyone was generally cool with but had no close friends
>that kid who knew everyone on a first name basis but stayed in his room every night forever

>That kid who acted like a complete idiot in front of others just to attempt to fit in and hated himself for it
>That kid who even the teachers hated for being the one smart ass in the class who got A's on all the tests despite never having done any homework

you know what i've learned? when you act stupid for long enough you end up becoming stupid.

>>39033904
>that one black kid who was really shredded
>he fucked every morbidly obese white chick there

>That kid who could have made straight A's if he just tried.
>That kid who could have had a free ride to any college in the country if he just tried.
>That kid who was too cool for school and graduated with gentleman's C's because the teachers didn't want to deal with his shit for another year.

That kid was me :(

>>39033688
God...I don't even want to remember that shame...

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>that kid who wore a trenchcoat and combat boots to school so much that they changed the dress code to include no trenchcoats
>that same kid who got suspended for only 2 days after he told a Stacy that she was on his list

That kid was me. I fucking hated school, and screw that stacy. At least I got to still wear the boots.

>that kid who had friends but still never did anything apart from video games
>that kid who could be friends with girls but never had the guts to ask the good ones out
Hurts a lot. I might try in about a month. Fully expect her to say no, I just hope asking doesn't screw anything up.

>that kid who everyone thought was funny because he didn't have a personality outside of cracking jokes

>that kid that everybody made fun of behind their back, but never said a word to their face

>that kid that acted like the life of the party, but never got invited

Everyone in my highschool would have been stunned to find out that I had 0 close friends, they all just thought that I was closer with the other groups I hung out with, but I wasn't, I am alone.

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>that kid who addressed everyone with their corresponding racial slur
>that kid who drove his new mustang to school and parked in the vice principal spot
>that same kid who told vp to go kill himself because his dad was a lawyer and thought he was ininvincible
>those kids who flung their shit at the same spot on the wall in locker room
>piled up so much it was irremovable by janitors
>that kid who made fun of teachers kid who died drunk driving
>that kid who quoted eric andre show constantly
>that kid in home ec that slammed his robobaby on floor and took an F instantly
>that kid who stole a sink

>>39033904
>that kid who acted high because he had no social skills or personality
that hit close to home

>that kid who would mouth off and get kicked out of class so people would think he's cool
>that kid who finally worked up the courage to ask a girl to homecoming and she said yes, then had her friend text him an hour later and say actually she meant to say no but she was too nervous to say it in person

That one stung. Ended up staying home and playing with my arduino instead

>that kid who lied all the time
That was me. Was too socially anxious, and still am.
>he short kid called "smalls" well into high school
Also me.

> the one asian kid who drank a bottle of vape juice and almost died

>>That kid who was known as "the stoner anime nerd" and consequently never spoken to

That was me and a bunch of people I knew, actually. Everyone was into nerd shit, nobody judged too much. High school was great.

>That kid who wrapped the handle of a fork in electrical tape and shoved the business end into a power outlet, blowing the breaker in an entire wing.
>That kid who liked to flatten pennies at the train tracks until the day a train derailed and he was horrified that he did it.
>That kid who blew up a toilet with a firecracker.
>That kid who talked shit until he got his face pounded in and needed reconstructive surgery. Still talked shit after getting back.
>That kid who had vodka mixed with their coke in a bottle and got drunk in class.
>That kid who got caught fapping to gay porn in the computer lab.
>That kid who wouldn't shut up about how much she loved cucumbers in her pussy thinking it would make her popular and couldn't figure out why even the thirstiest guys wouldn't touch her bubonic cunt.

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>>39033152
>that robot who asked the depressed girl to prom and she said no
>that depressed girl's friend who thought the robot was cute but was too awkward and afraid to talk to him
I'm a fucking dumbass.

>that kid who didn't make a single friend since 7th grade

>that kid everyone was friend with because he was a midget

>>39035370
>bubonic cunt

>>39035370
straight lying, a train can't derail from only a penny. What bullshit is this?

>>39035453
Stop skim reading you dumb shit. I said that he was convinced he caused it and was flipping his shit. I know he didn't and so does everyone else he pulled aside to confess his horrible deed to.

>that kid who dropped out and has gone insane

>>39033979
literal aspergers

oreos and beans

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Kid 1:
>wore a gasmask and a clown costume one the last day of school
>stole a dozen eggs from a science experiment for no reason
>came to school on shrooms
>wore a hazmat suit sometimes
>brought an accordion to a pep rally
>had a bag of fritos with drug paraphernalia in it

Kid 2:
>wore the same clothes every day
>greasy long hair and snaggleteeth
>drank 8 chocolate milks at lunch and no food
>exclusively squatted on chairs
>came out as a gay furry
>volunteered to compete in game in front of school during pep assembly, was asked his name, answered "The One Who Will Win", and proceeded to come in last place

Kid 3:
>came to the last day of school with nothing but underwear consistently for multiple years
>painted a swastika onto a slab of wood in wood shop and turned it in for a grade
>made a muslim foreign exchange student cry because he said that jihadists should all be put to death
>found a stinkbug in his locker, put it in a plastic bottle, and carried it around as his pet
>joined a delayed entry program in the marines and started wearing a digital camo backpack every day
>crashed his moped for a school video
>flashed his dick a lot

>that kid in his own manyamirok

>that kid who jerked off in the bathrooms

>>39035546
Kid 1 sounds awesome as fuck

>that kid who thought smoking weed would make him cool
>and it didn't

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>>39035849

more Kid 1:
>extremely paranoid about the government and police
>extremely specific interests he'd talk about like jazz fusion and rare guns
>dated a female-to-male tranny
>came into school multiple times a year with full american flag clothing, pants, shirt, hat, socks, etc.
>would talk with the crazy algebra teacher for an entire period about the JFK assassination
>told two retards that the other talked shit about them (lie) to get them to fight, got into no trouble because all the teachers liked him
>threatened to shoot some wiggers because they picked on his tranny boyfriend's best friend
>lit his hair on fire fun for fun multiple times
>started called an asian stacy a gook, zipperhead, etc. because she wouldn't leave him alone

>that kid who thought he was top shit for bringing gin to school
>that kid who obviously had aspergers but everyone loved anyway
>that kid who would show his dick to everyone through the hole in his pocket
>that confident kid who hung out with betas that looked up to him, but then slowly became everyone's punching bag

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>That kid who acted like a complete idiot in front of others just to attempt to fit in and hated himself for it

>that kid who showed gore and scat porn to his "friends" on his phone every day
that kid was me

>that good looking kid who could had no trouble talking to girls but none of the kind girls he wanted would to talk to him because of how mean he was to everyone
I can't be the only one here

>>39033152

I was the kid who never came

still graduated though

>>39034701
I died anon, fucking xanny phantom lol

>>39035020
Gtfo twelve y/o edgelord.
People like you make robots look worse than we already do.

>that kid who was in a car accident in 1st grade which made him mentally underdeveloped and he acted like a 1st grader throughout the entire 9 years of school
>that same kid sat on a sink in 5th grade and surprise, it broke off, flooding the entire area
>that kid who newly migrated from Afghanistan and attacked a native student with a knife for telling him to stop behaving like a middle eastern scum (the guy was too fast to get caught and stabbed, but he really tried)
>those teachers that haven't notified authorities about this accident because muh poor refugee
>western europe, you guessed it
>that kid who only came to school once every two weeks and reeked of weed and looked like there's no hope left for his junkie ass
>that girl who was always so mean to every-fucking-body and so in love with herself yet was loved by Chads and Stacies for whatever fucking reason

>>39035167
>that kid who everyone thought was funny because he didn't have a personality outside of cracking jokes

STOP SPYING ON MY LIFE REEEEEEE

>that kid who used to read manga in class during 3rd grade and would laugh and make comments about it very loudly

that kid was me

>>39036210
>be a redskin in a wasi'chu school
>some sandnigger comes from pigfuckistan to steal my welfare
>call him out for acting like a dirty shitskin
>he calls upon the prophet mohammed and screams in jihad
>nothin personel kid
>totem animal takes over
>with the blinding speed of a jackrabbit and the strength of an endless herd of bison i stop him dead in his tracks
>flip him over and throw his ass on the floor
>take his knife and scalp him with it while he screams for mercy
>a portal opens up and skeletons drag him into dark world
>I thank white buffalo woman and preform the ghost dance whilst everyone watches in horror
>get drunk and die

>That kid who slept constantly during class and still got the highest possible mark

Teacher talked way too much

>>39035167
>that kid who everyone thought was funny because he didn't have a personality outside of cracking jokes
I guess that was probably me. It was a coping mechanism to cover up the crippling depression I've been dealing with most of my life. Now I just drink.

>that kid who would always stomp around in the deepest mud during recess because he loved doing it and would have a lot of mud caked to his shoes all the time
That kid was me.

wtf why isnt this original, i cant even understand this. whoever made the check script, kys you're self right now.

>That kid who thought his life was a drama show and actively tried to make situations more dramatic
>that kid who unironically had OCD and will get super fucked up if you poke him on one shoulder and don't match it to the other
>that weird kid with ADHD and a whole bunch of other shit
>that girl who somehow drifted between loser groups and normal people just fine
>that kid who wanted to be a tranny but clearly doesn't have any sort of femininity to them
>that fat kid who watched a shitload of anime
i dont know why I'm still friends with them, but I'm gonna stick by them because they're still my friends

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>>39034701
>Xanny Phantom
I fucking died. Good shit

>>39036492
because you literally posted it the other day dude this exact word for word post was on a that kid thread the other day

>>39033152
>Can we get a that kid thread?
>
>That kid who acted like a complete idiot in front of others just to attempt to fit in and hated himself for it

That's meeeeee ! The level of cringy stuff I did back then was so violent. I'm glad social media wasn't that popular back Then because I'd be plastered All over the internet in hurtful memes that'd [spoilers] hopefully[/spoilers] have ended my [spoilers] pathetic[/spoilers] life.
>
>
>Who were you in high school /r9k/?
Sa

>>39036457
>Portal opens up and skeletons drag him into dark world

Had me thinking you were one of the - akotas for a second there anon
Dakota reporting in

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>THAT KID THAT ISN'T DIGGING A HOLE RIGHT NOW

>>39036826
Dark world is Navajo or something, most of that i bullshitted, was all of it lakota stuff except for that?

>>39036775
yes but that doesn't mean its not original
fucking vehicles i have to select all the time T_T

>>39036932
Pretty much. Most of it was accurate and It made me laugh

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>>39034632
>lol
hehe yea dude thats pretty funny

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>That edgy kid with the iCarly skateboard

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>>39033449
Out of curiosity how do you like xans? Been curious about them forever but always stayed away due to my additive personality

>>39036478
You sound like every normie on the planet. Fuck off

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>>39033688
I know the feel.jpg

I dont miss elementary school at all. Or middle school. Or high school. College is ok i guess though

>>39037103
You know literally nothing about me and assume I'm normal. I hope a nigger lynches you in your home you cunt.

>>39034899
I feel you anon. I had the opportunity to go to after college and skip high school all together. I turned it down in favor of "experiencing high school". I still kick myself for it and High school fucking sucked so I didnt get jack exept a couple of really nice ass grabs

>>39035020
You still got the boots and coat for proofs?

>>39037025
Sounded like he wanted some of Dan "the man's" private cunny.

>>39037149
>YOU DON'T KNOW ME OR WHERE I COME FROM ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME!!!!
You really are a normalfag piece of shit

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>>39033152
>Those black skater kids who were ostracized by the rest of the black athletes
>That kid who got made fun of for biking/walking to school (only applies to rich schools)
>That kid who swears he has a girlfriend back in Florida
>That kid who everyone pretended to be friends with after their suicide

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>>39033152
>That autistic kid who was able to hide his power level, but not entirely.
They always assumed he just had a screw loose.

The difference between that kid threads on other boards and here, is the fucking "that kid was me"

For real visiting r9k every once in a while is like taking a tour to the autism zoo