>at parents house >walk downstairs >brother has tons

Why don't you stay downstairs and chat? Crawling back to your room and crying about it isn't going to help. Get back downstairs, dress like a fucking person, put on a smile. Work for it.

>tons of girls
how many girls make up a ton?
hopefully more than 7
1000/7 = 142 each

Ever do the
>Hi how are you?
>Good, how are you?
>Good thanks, how are you?
She looks at you like "Are you retarded? I just said Im good. Stop asking."

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>>39023866
wow. such helpful and non cliche advice. You really outdid yourself here anon. Jesus Christ what are you some kind of Uber genius? there's no way you're not. You really knocked it out of the park here.

>>39024331
>at the movies
>cutie selling tickets
>"enjoy the show"
>"you too"
>blankly stares
>I smile
>she smiles
>get her number

Just gotta be yourself man.

>>39024435
But he's right, that's litearlly all you have to do. If you have a hard time doing that, I'm afraid it's over for you. There is no secret, there is no book you can read to fix the way you itneract with other people.

You either fucking do it. Or you don't.

>>39023598
It's all good man. Just be awkward, be yourself. I met my now quirky hot wife while at a friend's party, sitting by myself being crazy, really more concerned about amusing myself than making a good impression. She sat down next to me and said she fell in love with me as I was asking/yelling that if she was hungry if she would eat herself if she were made of hot dog. TL;DR choose to be content alone and enjoy the things you choose to do, it chills you out and relieves the pressure to be whoever it is you think you need to be

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>>39024075
he meant "girls weighing a large tonne"

>>39024435
It's not hard being a non autistic functional human being so almost any advise on that matter seems obvious.

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>>39024507
you're a retarded failed normie with nothing better to say than things you've heard random motivational speakers spew. You don't know what you're talking about. some people have no idea what they're doing and their not going to learn by bombarding them with a stimuli that confuses them.

>>39024922
I don't know wtf you're talking about but the only way to talk to people is by talking to people. Getting advice from here won't help them.

>some people have no idea what they're doing and their not going to learn by bombarding them with a stimuli that confuses them.

What exactly are you trying to say here?

>>39024481
*hot

orginel

>>39024922
Are you fucking stupid?
It's a cliche tip for a cliche situation.
What do you want? Some kind of esoteric advice?
Fucking retard, everyone hates you because you can't understand such basic shit.

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>>39024952
I'm trying to say that most people aren't observant scientists that can analyze their social interactions and understand where they went wrong and what to do the next time.

most people aren't fucccking nice. they aren't interested in helping you improve socially. if you're here, you're probably complete ass socially. people will realize that extremely soon during conversation and want to get away from you asap. most people. The idea of "just talk to people" is complete rubbish and is spewed by other social retards that want to seem socially adjusted and retarded normies with no perspective because they've actually been social their entire lives.

honestly no solution is better than a shitty one.
>>39025102
lmao r9k tough guys are so fucking cringe

>>39025196
>lmao
Real cringe, you are truly dumb, go back to 9gag

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>>39023866
just sit down between them despite not having showered in 2 weeks and having multiple visible cum stains on your clothes all you have to do is be confident

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>>39025274
I literally give no fucks. The difference between you and me is that I'm simply using a phrase that's "not allowed" here, but you're trying very hard to seem cool and tough. kys bro.

I'm extremely perceptive and practically a social genius. I manipulate social situations on a subtle level others can't even perceive, i pull strings others don't know are there.

I'm here for a specific reason I'm trying to fix and I'm giving my take on something. take it or leave it, I don't really care.

/out/

>>39025196
>The idea of "just talk to people" is complete rubbish

So what do you propose? Long therapy sessions? Your tube self-help videos? Motivational speaking? Alcohol/Drugs?

There is no fucking secret, you're a sad lonely individual and will continue to do simply because you can't look inward and realize that YOU are the problem. Not the people around you.

>>39025386
>i pull strings others don't know are there.

The level of delusion and cringe is staggering.

>>39025386
I thought this was OP. Who's the one "pulling strings"? Lol

>>39024481
did you give her a firm handshake?

>>39026399
Yup. 2 pumps. No more. No less. Exchanged pleasantries and am now patiently waiting for a replay.

fyi: I texted her during the movie:
"LMAO good flick :) " no emjoi, straight up smiley, keeping it classic, keeping it cool. This was about 3 hours ago (day time movie ftw), still waiting for a response, I'm sure she's finishing up her shift.

Will post results.

How does it feel knowing that your brother is fucking mad puss and you're basically getting cucked into opting from society and basically, you are fucking stupid.

Man it must really be a mind fucking having a brother, specially a younger brother getting mad puss while you're getting non because of robotism. Thank god I don't have a brother so I'll never experience that feel.

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>>39026511
>mad puss
>mad puss

>>39026447
>3 hours ago
>still waiting for response
LMAO it's over dude

>>39023598
Because you will get judged on your sexual attitude you know you lack.

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>>39026549
fuck you dude, that's her, second from the left

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>>39025386
>I'm extremely perceptive and practically a social genius. I manipulate social situations on a subtle level others can't even perceive, i pull strings others don't know are there.

wow bro ur so cool

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>>39026629
I am. even though on here I may come off as an outcast of outcasts, it literally means nothing though. i have real life experience that tells me how much social value I actually have. love you babe smooches.

/backin/

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I know that feel.
>hi anon, how are you?
>n-nothing much

>>39027306
>hey anon how are you?
>I'm good, thanks! Doing anything intersting this weekend?

It's that fucking simple.

Anon Go back down there saying your bored and wan't to be "entertained" and slowly insert your self into conversations

>>39027708
literally anyone can give a perfect response when they don't have to do it on the spot

Stop acting like you're so much fucking better when you browse /r9k/ just like the rest of us

>>39024604
>It's not hard being a non autistic
except, you know, when you have autism

>>39027932
This is making conversation 101. If you can't think that on the spot, you need to change things. It's no shame. I'm not shaming anybody here.

>>39028113
>you need to change things
that is the vaguest answer I've ever heard

>>39028466
Are you physically fit?
Can you initiate and carry a conversation, with both sexes?
Do you work, or study?

>>39024481
How did you make it past the no singles policy?

>>39025386
>I'm extremely perceptive and practically a social genius. I manipulate social situations on a subtle level others can't even perceive, i pull strings others don't know are there.
navysealpasta.docx

>>39027932
>"e-everyone who comes h-here is as p-p-pathetic as m-me!!!1!1!!"
This isn't your safespace, autismo.

>>39028684
Yes it is. Fuck off, normshit

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>>39025319
Then what the fuck are you complain about bitch boy

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>>39028694
>Yes it is.
No, it's not, and that has become evident by you being the minority here in being unable to have a basic conversation with someone.

>>39023598
>Hey anon, what's up?
>Good
Jej, I like you
talk to your brother
play one of those phone trivia apps for parties
I don't know it's hard. Try to find something to talk about

>>39023866
>Why don't you stay downstairs and chat? Crawling back to your room and crying about it isn't going to help. Get back downstairs, dress like a fucking person, put on a smile. Work for it.

While you're at it give them all firm handshakes. There's nothing with as alpha as a firm handshake

>>39028824
>funny meme hand shakes alpha

There is literally no other way, and I think you know it.

>>39028892
idk man going upstairs might be a way too