> talk and play games with a girl > be on the same discord

Post pics of the threats

>>39021148
Pics or it didnt happen m9

>>39021148
>meet girl through civ
>plays pretty much every game i do
>play shit together 25 hours a day 8 days a week
>orbiters constantly hitting on her
>she either ignores them outright or shuts them down hard
>livestreams a lot
>everytime she forgets to mute incoming voice and they hear me the whole chat goes rabid
>eventually both of us end up going to the same tournament as a team
>first time seeing eachother face to face
>lose virginities to eachother that day
>both of us have NEET-tier jobs out of home
>spend all day playing shit like tf2 or stellaris between projects
>facecams now during streams
>occasionally tease chat by popping face into frame or leaning over for a kiss during downtime in games
>despite the insane animal frenzy they just donate harder
>wedding in january
The dream is real its just not proprietary to america anymore.

>>39022325
guess I'm downloading civ again..

>>39021148
This is by far the most pathetic post I've ever seen on R9K,

Even as bait.

I don't get how orbiters exist, I used to feel bad, but I wanna flirt and talk lovely with the bf and his beta haram go sour everytime, like just fuck off already

>>39022530
what's civ?

>>39022325
thats actually so cute that you sit at home imagining this stuff for yourself

>>39022819
civilization (probably V or VI)

>>39022325
>NEET-tier job
Do you have any idea how stupid you are?

>>39022325
>NEET-tier job
YOU FUCKING RETARD DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A NEET IS FUCK YOU

>>39021148
"She" is a dude btw

>>39022325
Where does she livestream?

What a loser. How pathetic.

t. an autist flirting with chicks on discord

>>39022325
That's a really lovely fantasy. I usually just imagine myself killing people and then making hamburgers out of their flesh. I put bacon and salad, and some cheese and some nice sauce in the hamburger too.

>be playing Hearts of Iron IV multiplayer
>Kaiserreich
>Join discord with others
>everyone in lobby is on Discord except for someone playing as Canada
>quite fun, those guys are autistic
>fifteen mintues in and Canada joins the discord
>"Hey everyone"
>its a girl
>everyone flips
>"Hey Canada, wanna volunteers"
>"Wanna land-lease Canada?"
>"I would send you some of MY gunns hahaha"


Fucking hell, the game went to shit because of this

>>39024099
orbiters are the fucking worst
even if the girl has no ill intentions (rarity), orbiters fuck everything up every single time

>Longtime online friend gets a girlfriend who plays with the group.
>No one cares and things go on normally.
Thank god for that.

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>>39021148
it's the best when you show an orbiter a screenshot of you and a girl being sexual ((((((online)))))). like lmao, you really thought she was innocent?

>>39021148
can you stupid weebs stop orbiting underaged girls holy shit

discord culture is such a fucking cancer

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>fall in love with girl
>her favorite game is civ too
>we play entire games together
>we're basically the same person
sometime I think fate does exist robots

>>39024676
>discord
>culture
pick one

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>>39021148
Gibbe invite to server pls plox.

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Nigger, I said give me an invite to that fuckin server you faggot. Goddamnit OP, I want to meet this autist.

>>39021148
get out chad

orgarbanzo

>>39024862
godspeed anon
I'm happy for you

oroririginalo

>>39025316
>>39024932
Hes roleplaying underage phoneposter.

>>39025552
What a faggo-tron. Fuck you and your LARP'ing OP.
And I'm sorry for phoneposting Daddy, but I'm not underage. I swear to you Daddy.

>>39025628
God I fucking hate this website. I wish there was a chan as fast as this that was not full of little boys.

>>39025655
awful
they're trying to be witty but that just makes them seem even more immature

>>39022325
What's a good job for a neet
Nice story btw.

>>39026156
I program in my freetime anyway so i just freelance and do small burst here and there while she makes money playing games and streaming it.

>>39026249
You are off the walls retarded.

>>39025655
>>39025958
k pals
I'm 20 but you're free to stay in your delusional "muh ruined /r9k/" reality for as long as you'd like.
God, I hate this website. It's full of self-righteous faggots.

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>>39021148
>>39022325
liars liars, they suck weiners

>>39026466
grow a brain