>"Hey anon, you want this pizza? You'll have to

>>39016141
fuck the damn pizza

>>39016141
>sucking ass
Eww. I don't want to get a bacterial infection. You have your pizza. I'll go eat something from the fridge.

I thought that I should eat the pizza first in order to lick your delicious ass

anal-centrtic fetishes are literally shit-tier

Plain cheese pizza? I don't eat ass from broke ass bitches

*leaves*

>>39016141
What's wrong with her face? Why does everyone look like a deformed monster to me?

*biggie cheeze steps in*
Hey can I get some of that pie girl

>>39016141
Good lord that pizza looks more delicious than her ass.

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>>39016183
Because you have shit original taste, anon.

>>39016183
> Why does everyone look like a deformed monster to me?
You're high on LSD, bro

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>>39016141
My straw reaches acroooss the room and starts to suck your ass
I suck your ass! SLUUUUUURP
I DRINK IT UP

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>>39016246
>"Don't be silly, anon. Be a gentleman and use your mouth."

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prrt

>>39016141
>implying she'd have to tell me

>>39016200

i bet her pussy smell like shit.

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Reminder that if you're willing to put your mouth, dick, or appendages in, around, or near a woman's anus, you are a degenerate waste of life and a nigger

>>39016141
Fuck you bitch, im vegan.

>>39016200
>not eating the crust

dumb bitch

>>39016141
why you virgins don't wanna eat ass, i'd do that all the time

>>39016141
t-thanks but I'm lactose intolerant

>Fuck, wish I could have eaten her ass just because :(

>>39016986
What if you just want to stuff plastic objects up her butt?

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>>39017775
Same, I bet the results of a pizza in your vascular system are far, far more disgusting than giving that ass a lick

I'd actually just throw away the pizza and spank her for even thinking of eating that shit

>>39016141
Cut the label from your see through undies before you try to be sexy next time amuntur Stacy

>>39016896
her face kinda implies that

>>39016141

That's a good fucking crust on that pizza. Must have been made by a pro.

t.pizza joint duty manager.

>>39019547
its obiously a papa johns pizza

also this >>39017503

>>39019964

I know it is faggot, I work there.

Also, It's hard to get that unless the dough is perfectly proofed.

>>39016141
I'd wait until later, that way I could suck her ass and also eat the digested pizza too

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>>39016173
Cheese pizza is delicious though. You don't need toppings for a good pizza