Happy birthday to me I have 0 friends https://www.youtube

>>39006713
Happy birthday to me as well.
I have no money and nobody to spend the day with me.
Get to have a nice chocolate bar and thats it.
I can't win at video games, no fun, my entire body is sore for no reason and life fucking sucks.

Lol happy birthday, how old are we today :)

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Funny thing is it is the same day my mom cheated on my dad kek.

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>>39006756
19 Still young, but already lost hope.
>>39006754
I hope your next birthday is better. Happy birthday anon

>>39006803
Its always horrible
I'm 19 as well.
Still no boyfriend
Still no money
Still no job
Still a fuckin tranny
All I got goin for me is I look decent but I'm too much of a psycho for anyone to wanna date

>>39006848
I hope you find somebody who cares for you.

>>39006889
All I want is to feel decent in life and have money
but im just a 19 year old tranny loser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuCO3_x5Z88

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>>39006971
It sound cliche as fuck, but money won't make you happy. I have plenty of money I never use. I don't even care how much I have. Don't think that is the reason to feel bad.

Very good song

>>39007076
Thats just one of the reasons.
I want a cake.
I want a car to drive around in.
I want nicotine so I don't slowly go insane
I don't need much money just enough to get by on my own.

>>39007118
I guess you are right. If you don't have the basics it will make you sad.

What is up with the niconitne?

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>>39007201
I can't buy cigarettes in california and they are too expensive so I leech off of my friend who makes e-juice but the thing i use to vape is pretty much broken so I'm aching really bad for nicotine.
And yeah I'm super fucking depressed like, I'm stuck at my house ;_;

>>39007273
You sound like a really interesting girl with a penis.
Why did you get addicted in the first place? Did you think it would be cool?

>>39006713
>>39006754
Happy birthday friends!!
Things will get better, I'm sure of it, you'll find just what you're looking for in life if you look hard enough and long enough, try spending this year looking a little harder!

>>39007421
Thank you friend. Without feelers like you the world would truly be a shit place.

>>39006713
happy birthday anon
http://www.symbols-n-emoticons.com/p/birthday-emoticons.html

<3

Turned 18
Time feels like it's going by so quickly
Days feel like hours
And minutes go by like seconds
I just want all of this to be over with

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>birthday in 3 days
>been roped into going to clingy bpd stalker girls house after letting it slip I had no other plans
>she wants to force feed me a cake


what do? I either just tell her I dont want to be friends anymore, or go along with it and try to let the relationship just fade silently after? she probably wont even let that happen by always messaging me first.

I want to be direct but dont want to fuck with her emotions too much, shes pretty emotionally intense and unstable.


also happy birthday anon

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>teenagers acting like they're old and past their prime

>>39007777
I wasn't going to reply but quads made me

Go to the party and get in with her
That way at least you get something out of it
Counting this 'relationship' for as long as you
Then just cut ties and move on
You're going to break her heart no matter what might as well make it seem you at least liked her at some point

>>39007811
I don't think anyone's said they're past their prime
But if my 'prime' is how I feel currently
I might as well kill myself before I become as old as you Mr. Anon

>>39007893
No I really dont like her nor am attracted to her, All I wanted was a casual friendship but shes so emotinally intense, probably because of the borderline that she wont give me any breathing room even during a normal conversation. She doesnt pick up on hints so I just have to tell her directly. I'm just dreading it. but thanks for the reply.

Birthdays don't matter. Stop being a little queer.

>>39007927
You may not have said it, but you're acting like it. 19 is no age to be bitching about the march of time. It's hardly even acceptable in your 20s.

>>39006848
>Still no boyfriend
You better be faggot. We dont like them roasties here.

Happy birthday op
Hope you find a nice fembot or Stacie someday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ

Thanks for the wishes. Some birthday music here.

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>>39006713
thx for the song friend. Happy birthday my nig

>>39006848
>19
>a fuckin tranny
you caused this problem asshole quit while you still can

>>39006713
Happy birthday, friend. What are your initials?

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>>39006713
dont worry anon, nobody remembered my birthday either
people act like it is such a BIG event that it makes me just want to crawl back in my man cave and die
i guess the reason i mind is because people act like is a big thing, but my big thing isnt big enough for others to care about

>>39006713
Happy birthday anon
I'm gonna be 20 tomorrow

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>>39006713
it is also my birthday but i have stomach flu so party was cancelled

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Happy Bday
Birthdays really suck

>>39006713
Happy birthday, anon! I will be your friend if you want to (I really will). Do you want to share some of the things you accomplished in the last year? What are the things you are grateful for?

>>39006848
WHy you a psycho anon? Is it the hrt or something else?

>>39009271
I am grateful that I got stronger and got a "world class" level of strength on my pull-ups for my weight class. What are you grateful for?

>>39006713
Happy 19th birthday man, best of luck to you in life and don't give up my dude. What I'd do is start playing MMOs, join up for some parties and just get into it man, might find a friend or two in there. Sure they aren't real friends and you can ditch them anyday with just a click of a button, but that's also the beauty of it.

>>39009373
Sound like a plan. I was just debating if I should do that earlier...

happy birthday faggot lol

>>39009346
That's cool, man, I hope you'll get even better. I'm grateful for improving my listening skills and starting to really care about what others have to say. So if you have any worries or need to vent, go ahead.

>>39006713
I'm 23 and I wish I were 19 again but then again I'm sure that if I don't make each day worth it I'll be saying the same 4 years from now.

Happy birthday anon, try to make your days worthwhile or you'll be like me.

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>>39008924
Hm, I'm not sure you're even here anymore, friend. Anyway, your initials are OP, so here you go.

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>>39009451
> try to make your days worthwhile or you'll be like me.
HOW

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>>39009430
It is all the same here. You are trying to train your social skills and I am trying to train my skeletal muscle strength, It is all the same in the end.

We live in a big nasty rat race. And whoever isn't improving is bullied and abused by family, friends and strangers. Even absent need to overwork in the rat race when people have achievend significant fortune and more money doesn't even matter at that point they continue to overwork themselves with the unnecessery stress.

This is the nature of humans, after all. Always seeking newer heights and bigger things.

We can never truly be happy forever. Happiness comes from steady improvement. I am saying steady because winning the lotto depresses most people who do win it. Because it is a quick rush to the top and after a week or two of fun your dopamine stabilizes at the level anyways.

You go ahead?

>>39009469
That is soo cute. Thanks.<3

quit begging for attention on my forum

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>>39009711
NO! I love THE ATTENTION!!! Give me more (you)'s faggot!!!

>>39009746

When will they raise the minimum age for 4chan to 25...

>>39009767
When having less people on the site makes them more money. Go in the opposite universe already. You aren't designed for this one feeler.

>>39009854
you ruined my birthday

>>39009854
4chan isn't that soulless, it's not Facebook or Reddit, anon.

>>39009566
Well on the other hand, why would you even want happiness? It's just an emotion, like sadness and anger. In 100 years, when you and everyone you've ever seen dies, no one will remember or care about you or your feelings. I think people should consider that more and worry less about everything.

Improving your life is nice, but you can also find happiness in drugs and alcohol. I haven't used these personally, but they supposedly make you feel good and some have minimal health consequences.

>>39007326
No, because I was a stressed and depressed 14 year old and my brother gave em to me for free.
>>39007421
Thank you anon ;_;
>>39008040
I don't know if I can even find one that will take my crazy
>>39008877
I had no sex hormones when I was 15 and growing up I always wanted to dress like a girl and be one, guess its cuz im intersex.
>>39009279
NPD, PTSD, and MDD
I have a lack of empathy as well and kinda am a piece of shit.

>>39009947
are you just really gay and submissive or does dressing like a girl just make you horny?

>>39009919
I agree with you. I have the same view. It is all so pointless and everybody gets so emotional about it. Doesn't make any sense. I know what gives me happiness- having friends, girl, good food e.t.c all the things because of my genetics telling me they have better chances of procreating if they do certain things. And they are right.

Does that mean anything?

No.

>>39009996
I am not into fucking things if that is what you are asking.
I am sadomasochistic though .-..
Dressing up as a girl turns me off, and I like to wear boys clothes in sexual situations, its really weird, I'm fucking weird ;_;
I just wanna wear my boyfriends shirt when he fucks me....

>>39009919
>Well on the other hand, why would you even want happiness? It's just an emotion, like sadness and anger.
Top zen

>>39010059
Pacifist says happiness is the only goal in life
Sadkunt says pain is the only thing that is real

I just don't give a shit.

>>39009947
Damn your brother is a piece of shit for doing that. Have you blown your bro?

>>39010033
Yeah, so many people complicate life when giving advice or repeating motivational sayings, talking about what your "heart" wants and thinking it has nothing to do with the brain. Even thinking emotions are controlled by our 'souls' and have nothing to do with animal instincts and us wanting to pass our genes.

When I was a kid, my grandma would freak out if I would wear anything longer than shorts in the summer. She would talk about it for months, telling me I don't know how to behave and I always wondered why it even mattered. No one even saw me and it made no difference whatsoever.

The story is not really related to anything, but it's just something I remember from childhood.

>>39010232
uh no actually.
You think I would have but no.

>>39009484
Create good habits.
>What good habits
Regular exercise at least 3 days a week, sleeping at specific times, eating at specific times. eating well. All of these should be the baseline for good habits. Once you get those down pat you can get everything else much easier.

Even if those were your only habits you'd be far ahead of the curve when you're my age if you kept with it.

>>39010509
Why would I be thinking that?

>>39010776
People just assume from what I am, so I assume that other people think like that all the time

>>39010830
What types of guys are you into?

>>39010875
Short, no body hair, no facial hair, blue eyes, blonde or brown hair
very specific and unfortunately so.

>>39009469
Bro tier Robot

>>39011050
woah that is one hell of a combo. How do you find these people?!
>5'5'' bisexual blue eyed blonde viking without hair. Lmao.

>>39011230
I only found one but hes dead.

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>>39011266
Did you atleast use the right combination?

>>39011299
Down to the very last drop.

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>>39006713
>having a birthday at all
normie get out reeeee
I legit don't know how old i am because i've stopped having birthday parties since i was 5 because i was to much of a sperg to deal with people.
yes indeed, i'm antisocial af