Well Robots, this is it. Tomorrow night I'm visiting a girl

>>39006609
Talk about marriage often and early.

Sure.

Firstly... what are you most afraid of happening?

>>39006609
dont b urself

ororo

>>39006609

take bags of sand with you. trust me, you'll know when you get there

>>39006643
Nothing in particular, I'm just afraid that something will go wrong, maybe I'll cum after like three thrusts.

>>39006675
I knew this but thanks

>>39006684
Kekd

Kiss her the way she's kissing you.

If you touch her cooter do so very lightly at first to drive her nuts. Don't slam on her clit or anything. Same goes for muff diving. Start lightly then work your way up.

Unclunch your buttcheeks if you're trying not to come.

If you want her to suck your cock and she's not grabbing your cock, just ask her if she wants to see your cock. She'll probably say yes.

During sex aim your penis towards her belly button to hit her g spot.

Some girls like getting pounded. She'll tell you if she wants you to stop. Start slow but don't be afraid to try pounding.

Wear a fucking condom.

>Rub your penis against hers until it opens up.
>Insert your penis into one of the available opening (choose carefully)
>Make your penis go hard at this point
>Move your penisis back and forth
>your balls should also be fully inside her
>piss inside her.
>retract your penis now lest you awaken the homunculus

Whatever you do don't think about how goofy and terrible you are at humping because you've never done it before.
And don't think about how you're supposed to kiss her or how to take charge without getting accused of rape.
And don't forget to be vocal. But don't say something stupid that will kill the mood.

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>>39006697
Go to a stop n rob corner store and buy either a Black Mamba pill or a Rhino pill.

Those make you a rock solid pornstar for like three days straight.

Buy eye drops because it'll turn your eyes red. Nothing less sexy than a red eyed robot pounding you

Also, purchase lube.

>>39006798
Is that the shit they make from rhino horn and elephant tusk?

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You better have a wank before the main event or else you'll two-pump-chump.

>>39006818
Nope, as far as I know; horny goat weed and some other natural shit in it.

Apparently it's a plant that makes the vessels in your dick relax, therefore, erection

If you took a whole pill right NOW, your erection wouldn't go away until Monday.

>>39006861
Hmm. I'll have to give it a shot some time. How much is it and why isn't it a big deal?

Take about pain pills if available..this way you can last without having to lose your libido by jerking off.

If she's not wet enough and your already in position just wet your hand and stroke yourself quick or you won't be able to force yourself in regardless of size

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>>39006939
I've seen it at parties and it sells really well.

I guess it's cuz it's one of those behind the counter things that you don't hear about, especially on /r9k/

Here's a pic.
>Chad nailing a Stacey

>>39006736
Thanks a ton, man.

>>39006792
Much appreciated, thank you.

>>39006834
I've thought about this. Is it true or just a meme? I heard the opposite from some other people.

>>39007073
>7 days
More like fucking 10

>>39007093
That's past the realm of sexual aid and become a scheduling problem. How are you supposed to deal with diamond dick for a week?

I hope you get aids Op. Fucking nigger.
kinda jealous. What was your strategy when swiping on tinder? How long did it take you to meet someone willing to meet up? I've wanted to try tinder for a while, but I'm afraid that it may be the bolt that breaks the my back.

>>39007200
By opening up the pill, sprinkling a quarter of it into a spoon and gulping it down with water

Cuts the 7 day erection to like two days

>>39007403
Why don't they just fucking sell 7 smaller pills instead of one giant dick exploding hydrogen bomb pill?

>tfw more afraid of first kiss than losing virginity
sex is intuitive i dont think i could mess it up, kissing seems like some foreign language and nothing would be less attractive to a girl than a manchild who has never kissed someone before