Why are women so weird >go into changing rooms together >shower

Women are more accepting of the bi culture than men are.

Very few women are strictly straight. Like 90% of the time if you get two girls drunk and horny they'll fuck.

Female sexuality doesn't work like male sexuality does.

I need something to schlick to
Send me shit doggo#2310

>>39005493
doggo#2310 doesn't work, fampai

>>39005493
Go away roastie
Stop trying to steal threads

>>39005554
try Doggo#2310
idk how discord works
>>39005557
fuck off

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>>39005418
Because girls are soft and cute and touching them is fun.

>>39005493
Lesbian shit?

Men can actually fuck men- and it's disgusting and covers both parties in shit, sometimes one will prolapse or be rendered incontinent for life.
Women can't fuck women, they can rub up against each other, but it's a fucking meme.
That's why faggotry is stigmatized and lesbianism is just silly.

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>bi oneitis always hanging out with her lesbian friend

>>39005603
either or is fine

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>>39005587
>derailing this thread
God I hate femanons

women don't believe in no homo

>>39005418
Women are all bicurious/bisexual

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>>39005695
It's not homo among girls.

>>39005771
It's always homo, anon

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>>39005801
Just the purest form of love my dude.

Women have been specifically bred to be physically appealing and submissive. They have a lot of the same qualities as children and that's no coincidence. It only makes sense everyone, including women themselves are attracted to them. This is also why homosexuality is a mental illness

>>39005771
it's very very homo, no question about it

although their ability to be homo and get away with it makes me jealous

>>39005862
Damn right its pure but it's still gay

>>39005917
Well, not always but I agree that women averagely deal better with homo than guys.

>>39005995
Purely gay and gayly pure.

>>39005493
You're not a nice person, anon. Why do you hate them?

>>39005418
I've never done those things, and I'm a lesbian. I've kissed girls, obviously, but not as a dare or anything, and I've never done any of the shower/changeroom/sleep in bed together stuff except with a partner, and that's fairly standard for heterosexual people as well (bar changerooms).
None of the straight girls I know do this either.
Life isn't an anime.

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>>39006196
>None of the straight girls I know do this either.

But I literally know girls who's done this stuff and it seems to be common as fuck

do you live in conservative america by any chance?

>>39006196
Same here, unfortunately. I even went to a girl's school, but we never did any gay shit. In fact gay shit actively got you bullied.
Then again it was a goody good Catholic school.

>>39006259
Australia, no way I'd live in the states at the moment what with the nuclear stuff going on.

This behavior was actually normal among men too! It wasn't until the 20th century rolled around that people started thinking it was gay, and it became a social taboo.

But women were unaffected by it for some reason.

I have no fucking clue why

>>39006322
Well it being a catholic school is why

>>39006322
School is generally like that because everyone doubles down on not being gay in a single sex school (went to an all boys school that was like that), although even though I saw loads of pics on facebook of girls at parties making out all the time, so it still seemed pretty common.

>>39006430
Yeah but it's not like most girls were especially good Christians. They were more the 'masturbation is sinful but trading blowjobs for MDMA is cool tho' kind.

>>39006441
Yeah, I suppose so. Plus teenagers are insecure about every little thing.

>>39006196
I don't know, asian girls are pretty lesbian.
A friend of mine is like gay with her friends.

>>39006507
That tends to happen with christian schools.
It's insane tbqh

>>39006550
Yeah, the self-righteous smugness of those sluts drove me crazy.

They are trying to attract Chad.

>>39006575
you need to fuck the stupid out of them
once they feel cock they will start to come out of the fog

>>39006550
>>39006507
religion is such aids and cancer

Why do lesbians come to this board?

>>39006575
Did any of them talk about anal?

>>39006621
>tips

>>39005418
I haven't seen nothing close to that in real life. But I envy them, I fantasize about a close (male) friend being a bit gay with me.

>>39006621
>fuck the stupid out of them
I wanted to but they're all hetero shits, that was the problem.

>>39006652
Because shitposting is fun.

>>39006764
I didn't talk much at all with people during school, just had one good friend but she wasn't into anal far as I know.

>>39006764
tips
what ;-;

but also curious about corrupting pure christian girls stories

>>39006827
>they were all hetero
rip
you didn't even manage to flick their clit or tits a bit?

>>39006827
It's usually what mormons and christians do to preserve their virginity is BJ and anal.
idk, its weird what high school students come up with

>>39006877
Nope. I wasn't really well liked in school after I got outed, so nothing like that happened.

>>39006903
Yeah it's all bullshit.

>>39006978
have you fucked any straight girls after you left school?

>>39006978
>i wasn't liked
>after i got outed
sorry fembro ;-;
they're all a bunch of cunts anyway

>>39006978
Did you convince any of them to flick the bean?

>>39006991
>fucked straight girls
>straight
That's kinda the problem, they were straight. So, no. Haven't.

>>39007007
No worries. I cared back then but I don't anymore. You're right, they were cunts.

>>39007029
I did, pretty proud of that. I felt like such a rebel spreading lewd tips at school. Silly shit but it was fun.

Is lesbot pretty?

>>39007053
>That's kinda the problem, they were straight. So, no. Haven't.

even straight girls are lesbians femanon

>>39007053
Hell yeah, that's an achievement.
Any of them turn gay?

>>39006115
thats my discord, anon

>>39007110
Well, then they were lesbians secretly and not with me sadly.

>>39007143
Unfortunately no. But I got a pretty nice hug from a qt classmate after I educated her on the advantages of a detachable showerhead.

>>39007198
>>39007198
>spreading lewd tips
>shower head
this is cute

what exactly did you say/ how did the topic come about lol

>>39007198
advantages of a detachable showerhead?

>>39007158
No, it isn't. I talked to her. You do this often. Why?

What's a lesbian sex fantasy you have?

>>39007250
blasting the pucci with water

>>39007260
use archive sites and search up the discord
this is the first time I put my discord out there

>>39007240
It was a sleepover, I invited like three girls over because my sister thought I should be making friends, we were 15 or so. Had a few glasses of red wine for courage and got talking about sexual stuff. I was surprised that neither of them had masturbated before so I decided to share my knowledge.

>>39007250
Focused water stream on clit = feelsgoodman

>>39007280
Oh my, I didn't realize that was a thing

>>39007329
>never masturbated before
but how did you bring that up without being immediately called a sinner, if your school mates were as bad (or good?) as you say lel

>>39006420
Yeah hmm makes me think of those stories of Abraham Lincoln sleeping in the same bed as his bodyguard

>>39007329
How pleasurable is it compared to using your fingers?

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>>39006332
What are some of the views of what's going on in America right now in your country

>>39007375
Alcohol helps. They weren't good Catholics, they just had no idea about diddling themselves. And it was kinda my favorite hobby back then too and I probably got weirdly enthusiastic about it. Surprisingly they didn't just get super weirded out.

>>39007383
It's difficult to compare to be honest. It's definitely the quicker way to climax (for me), because it's very focused but you also kinda have to try and not topple over/slip when your knees get weak so you can't completely let it take you.
Even better is using the faucet in the bath tub, you have all the advantages of a showerhead but can lie back and relax. Top comfy.

>>39006332
>Australia, no way I'd live in the states at the moment what with the nuclear stuff going on.
can we just start euthanizing people already nothing is going to fucking happen

PLS NUKE LA PLS NUKE LA PLS NUKE LA

>>39007457
You could always get a faucet shower head adapter so you don't have to worry about slipping when you're in the tub.

>>39007514
Oh I have a separate showerhead in the tub anyway. I just don't do that often (generally take baths) since the tub is in the big bathroom that my parents use and I'd rather keep to my own.

>>39007597
Ahh yeah, I gotcha
Thought you had your own place at first.

yes gender stereotypes and expectations are much more restrictive for men than women and most men don't seem to care

>>39007630
No, but we have a big house and my sisters and I basically have the whole upper story to ourselves so it's alright really.

>>39007781
>being rich
damn, envious

>>39007728
Because women are taught to expect life on a silver platter

>>39007781
Are you the fucking austria dyke?

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>>39007844
Well, father's foundation is rich.

>>39007852
I'm the fucking Austria dyke, yep.

>>39007871
still pretty cool
hello austria

>>39007871
I don't know how I keep talking to you

>>39007911
Hello anon.

>>39007913
r9kay isn't all that big, I guess. And I post a lot.

>>39007913
i want to know too, bro

>>39007913
Because there's <1000 posters on r9k and this bitch posts everywhere constantly

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This has no point in 3D unless we can genetically modify people to all be beautiful

>>39007990
Have you considered how creepy it'd look if people looked somewhat like anime irl? their eyeballs would be plum sized, they'd look like they have huage fucking giant sized eyes looking at you, huge irises, big wide heart ish shaped faces/heads, tiny mouths and a nearly non existent nose. go ahead, try to imagine how fucked up that'd look on a real person lol

hey austria fembot whats it like being gay in austria? are they accepting over there?

>>39007948
Yeah I guess so. We have too many conversations

>>39008025
It's europe
they're way more acepting than anything over here in north america

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>>39008019
I was just saying about being pretty in normal standards. Most people aren't pretty so there's no need to promote lesbianism at this point

>>39008059
ah right
yeah, cute lesbian ism like that never exists
;-;

>>39008025
Well, Vienna is pretty accepting although I don't know a lot of "gay hotspots" and as far as I know there's not really a lesbian community that I'm aware of.
If you go to the countryside in fucking Kaernten or something you probably wouldn't meet a lot of LGBT friendly folks.

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>>39005418
You need to stop it with the anime. Dudes shower together too in Japan.

Pic related always struck me with how twisted their view of western culture is.

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>>39008117
Anime things generally are too good to exist in real life. That's why people like anime.

>>39005442
Remove societal pressure and it's the same way with men. God damn female privilege at it again

>>39008155
Hey it's kissy, Austria, and Laura.

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>>39008387
Definitely Austria

>>39008387
I SHAVE DOWN THERE

>>39008502
I wouldn't dare stare like that.
Probably.

>>39008999
Good choice and taste, smol.
Good trips, too.

>>39008155
>>39008502
>censor pussy from the front
>draw underpussy from behind
What do they mean by this?

>>39009401
You still can't see anything, which is what counts for Nip censors.

>>39008999
Yeah, I do too every now and then, but I would never feel the need to flaunt it or even claim it was the norm. And I highly doubt any American woman would be comfortable squeezing their boobs against another woman's head in a public bath.

>>39009807
>I highly doubt any American woman would be comfortable squeezing their boobs against another woman's head in a public bath.
This is kissy we're talking about though. She'd definitely do it to you or smol if she had a chance.

>>39009436
It's way more than what they usually show in the front. Are buttholes allowed?

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>>39010008
That wasn't me but I'd probably not mind having cowtits squeezed against my head.

>>39010020
I don't think so.

>>39005418
mfw no girl bff so I could tell all my secrets and do all those girly stuff.

>>39010069
What about those jugs in the other thread? Do you want those squeezed on your head?

>>39010099
There's a few boobs in the other thread that I wouldn't mind squeezed against me, yes.

>>39010069
Could I please get a serving of sauce?

>>39010127
The big ones. The 36Cs. What would you do with them?

does it warm anyone else's heart to see guys and girls being friendly with each other on /r9k/ occasionally

>>39010181
It warms my heart when people are being friendly overall.
Not a fan of all the hate unless its towards an actual roastie.

>>39010181
These are cool gals senpai

>>39010152
Shirobako.

>>39010156
They're nice I guess. Wouldn't mind getting touchy, but of course lusting after heteros is retarded, I know that well enough.

>>39010181
Definitely, it's comfy.

>>39010202
>Shirobako
Thanks babe

>>39010202
What if she isn't straight? You never bothered to ask her.

>>39010228
Y-you too.

>>39010252
I mean, that's a 5% chance.
Either way I'm not actually looking to get lewd with other femanons, at least not more than the occasional flirting because I'm a hussy.

>>39010181
it's really nice and makes me happy

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>>39008155
Need some sauce ovah heeere .

LESBIANS ARENT REAL STOP BUYING INTO THAT HORSE SHIT.

>>39005418
>shower together
I'm guy and I've done that with other guys before. If there's only one shower and you gotta go soon it makes sense. Saves on time as well as water. Unless the shower is for ants you can easily fit two people in one.

>>39005418
Women are very comfortable with each other sometimes.
Other girls don't do those things with me, though, they see me as creepy and gross. Only the close friends do those things.

>>39011870
Why do they see you as creepy and gross? Is it because you don't wear deodorant, pick your nose, smear menstrual blood on your face and pretend it's war paint?

>>39011925
I don't wear deodorant, don't sleep, drink energy drinks constantly so I twitch, have panic attacks and get really confused as well as say disturbing things at random times and forget where I am.

>>39011956
Do they think you're a tweaker instead of just a loser?

>>39012009
Maybe, that's a possibility.

i agree with >>39010773
in need of sauce for >>39008155

spent long time looking found nothing. two names are not enough to go on when image search fails.
.

This one girl would always poke where she guessed your nipple would be, it was pretty weird
It got me thinking about it and it's strange but I feel like I just know where people's nipples are without seeing them

Because most of the time there is no ambiguity in a girl to girl relationship.
The problem comes from guys to be honest. An obsession with sexuality and some kind of lowkey HOCD.

>>39005418
Women are by default bisexual. It's considered a womanly thing to be extremely close to certain other women. Also increases the chance of attracting rich or powerful men, by getting their hopes up for a threesome.

>>39005418
That's because girls are inherently sexy.

>>39008254
>Remove societal pressure and it's the same way with men.

It's not though, men aren't inherently sexy. When they are sexy to some degree they always have some element of metrosexuality, going as far as being full-blown trannies that it's not gay to beat off to because of reasons.

I've also never been attracted to another man or a boy in my life, not even when I was first going through puberty.

>>39008155
>>39011573

Well yeah guys shower "together" at the gym or school or Japanese public bath, but they're not soaping each other's bodies up and sharing the one shower stall like girls often do.

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>>39013019
>by default bisexual
I see where you're coming from, but all of you guys should stop saying that as if it was the truth.

So far, some studies show that women are more incline to be bisexual.
the keywords here are "some studies" and "more incline".

You guys should stop extrapolating so much, even though I know it's r9k's signature move.