/dicklet general/ Is there a worse thing than having a dick smaller

No, you're a failure in life and the easiest excuse you can come up with is "cucked by genetics so I never had a chance" instead of doing the work to improve yourself.

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>>39002476
3.9 here my lad. Top that with being 5.3 tall. I should have taken the trap pills when I was a teen.

>>39002554
This. I'm sure if OP works hard enough he'll get a big dick some day. Otherwise, life wouldn't be fair, and we all know that life is actually completely fair.

>>39002554
Normie alert, women openly laugh at you as soon as your pull down your pants and it's anything below 6 inches and then they decide to tell all their friends.

You are ignorant.

>>39002554
WHOAAAAAA EPIC MAN XDDDDD EVERYONE IS BORN EQUAL YOU JUST ARENT TRYING BRO :)))

>>39002554
>just b urself

kys faggot

>>39002574
>>39002575
Not true, that I know for a fact.
>>39002589

This is the fundamental problem of this board. For some reason you are all obsessed with sex. For you, life is all about sex, like it's the end goal of everything you strive towards in life.

Life is far from fair, you can get a bigger dick with surgery or hell even a dick pump will do at least something. But I wasn't talking about sex, I was talking about "his entire life being ruined by this"

>>39002658
>Not true, that I know for a fact.
>you can get a bigger dick with surgery or hell even a dick pump
you are a moron, kys

>>39002476
Could be worse, you could be circumcised. Can't imagine what it would be like to have a tiny AND jewtilated penis.

>>39002686
>Not true, that I know for a fact.
If you want to think that, go right ahead. It's your life that's "ruined", not mine.

>>39002476
>Is there a worse thing than having a dick smaller than 6x5

Why would that be a bad thing for people who post here? It's not like it'll be used for anything else besides urination.

>>39002476
Damn I need a sauce on this pls

>>39002805
Lauren Phillips

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>>39002701
Must suck knowing you'll litchurally NEVER experience pleasure and painless erections. Surprised amerigoys aren't shooting up hospitals.

>>39002754
pretty much the only reason why I spend my time here is the size of my dick

>>39002658
>hurrrr durr its bcuz u make life about sex bro XDDD
Life IS about sex, our only purpose is to procreate. And aside from your primal desires, you are also constantly surrounded by sex, reminded of the fact that everyone else is having sex, and ostracized for being a virgin. So don't fucking tell me it's MY problem for making it about sex, you fucking mouthbreathing normalnigger cunt. You actual fucking RETARD. You know NOTHING and you smugly come here and spew your shit; KILL YOURSELF. YOUR SHITTY PLATITUDES MEAN NOTHING HERE YOU BRAINDEAD CUNT, YOU ARE A MAGGOT WHO CAN ONLY REGURGITATE ALL THE NORMIE SHIT HE SEES ON FACEBOOK. You actually think surgery or dick pumps work, it shows how little you know about ANY of this, you come here completely ignorant to the reality of living with a micropenis, and you tell me it's MY fault and you ASSUME there are viable enlargement methods because your thick retard skull can't accept the fact that someone would be truly fucked in life. Guess what retard, there aren't any enlargement methods, I suppose I should just be myself huh? I wish horrible horrible things upon you, you are the absolute worst kind of person on this planet, you deserve to die slowly and painfully. I sincerely hope your entire family dies in a fire and you lose all of your limbs.

>>39002554
t. person who'd never talked to women

>>39002476
>tfw no tall gf
There's a tall girl in my workplace. Muh dick.

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im literally 9 cm hard
9 centimeters
that's 3.5 inches
I'm probably the smallest dicklet on this fucking board
just end me

>>39002834
Getting jewed makes you passive, they just kill themselves once they realize mommy ruined their sex lives forever because she thought their pipi looked funny.

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>>39002476
I'm black and 5.8 inches.

I try not to let it affect me but I'm still deathly scared of having actual sex, since everyone probably expects me to be packing at least 7.5 inches.

>>39002882
Shut up bitch. Your dick is soft and you know it

>>39002841
Hit a nerve there huh. Actually I'm pretty glad that you'll never manage to get your head out of your ass enough to procreate, because I don't wish for anyone to grow up under your care.

>>39002945
Are you fat?
Xndndm

>>39002834
>implying it hurts for me to get an erection

>>39002841
If humans are 100% about sex, then we're literally a virus expanding without competitions.

Just don't give a fuck dude, no one will fuck you anyways. ever

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>>39002994
Pain, tightness, it's all the same. Your bepis isn't supposed to feel anything except pleasure when you have a boner friend.

>>39002971
And there it is, the classic normalfag response. You know you have no argument, so instead of addressing any of my points, you call me mad and a virgin. Are "people" like you even self-aware? How do you handle the cognitive dissonance?

>>39002658
Yeah I'm not even him but you should honestly go fuck yourself.

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>>39002953
no...

it looks like this when soft

>>39003078
I don't feel any tightness. It just feels normal

>>39002554
>>39002658
Faggot, I'm 5x4.5 and I had literally 2 cunts call it small, I'm still a virgin at it'll stay this way
Idk if you are a coping dicklet or just this fucking clueless, either way fuck off

>>39002562
jesus christ i legit feel ad for you. im 5'6 with 5'6 dick and im on the brink of suicide

>>39003201
>5 foot 6 inch dick
wew lad, you are hung

>>39003079
What argument is there to make. All you said that our biological function is to procreate, which is accurate, but in my opinion not everyone should do it just because that's what we're supposed to do.
Then you insulted me a needless amount of times, though you are correct in the assumption that I really know very little about penis enlargement. Then you insulted and blamed yourself for your dick size which is stupid because it's not like you had any say in the matter. Then you insulted me again.

You know, I'm 5'7, I wanted to be a fireman but I'll never be one because of my size. Did I tell myself that my life is now over? No, because there are other things in life besides that. My dick isn't that big either, but if it ain't good enough for someone, that's their problem, not mine, and there are other ways to please a woman. It's really your narrow mindedness that bothers me the most.

>>39003155
Mine's 5.5x4.5, and I know people with smaller who have had several girlfriends for several years. Just because you've had terrible experiences with women doesn't mean everyone thinks that.

Or then it's just a US thing.

>>39003259
Not being able to pursue a specific career path is not comparable to being completely denied the essential human experiences of and sex. This is the thread for people who are suffering with the latter, and you come in here, tell us it's our fault we're miserable and give us your unwanted and inaccurate advice about enlargement. Of course you are going to be insulted. Why don't you just have some respect and leave?

>>39003313
lol, sure you know

>>39003259
>>39003066
The kind of people who would say to a paralyzed person to just walk it off

>>39003259
There's no reason you can't be a fireman at 5 foot 7 you ducking pussy go out there and get in shape holy shit you defeatist

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>>39003110
I'M PICKLE DIIIIIICK!

>>39003466
Because I am someone who you might call a dicklet see >>39003313
And this fact has never bothered me. Because, again, there are other things in this life than sex.

>completely denied the essential human experiences of and sex
You aren't entitled to anything, not even sex just for existing. And you aren't denied, you can still have sex no matter how tiny your dick is. Maybe it's far more important in hookups, but in relationships there's more to sex than penetration.

>>39003694
literally the most reddit thing i have ever seen, fuck off

>>39003816
U MAD I TURNED MYSELF INTO A DICKLE? I'M PICKLE DIIIIICK, BITCH!

>>39003748
> you can still have sex no matter how tiny your dick is.
no you can't you deluded fuck

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>>39002562
>tfw same exact height as you but 6.5" cock

Life is weird

>>39003936
Don't listen to that faggot. Feel free to be sad about your baby dick. Liberals are evil people.

>>39002476
what erotic film is this from

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>>39002476
I'm a dicklet flaccid but average erect. What does that make me?

>>39002978
I was extremely fat. Now I'm chubby but have a lot of muscle, some people say I'm bear-type. I'm hoping to lose some more fat weight tho so at least I'll have less pubic fat.

>>39004201
who the fuck cares about flaccid size

I'm 6'3 8 inch dick and hand hold less kiss less virgin I'm not even ugly or obese either not having a gf is just too comfy of a life style.

>>39002476
Try having a dick that doesn't work. When I got gut the doctor cut to much and now I don't even get sexual pleasure from my dick.

>>39004395
wow this added a lot to the discussion, thanks faggot

>>39004417
I'm just seeing a lot of pussies crying about not being tall with a big dick

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>>39004375
I do, I'm always scared of someone seeing me naked and then they'll forever remember me as a dicklet. I can't just go up to them and say "Hey, my penis is actually not that small, let me just get erect in a second!"

>>39004435
Yeah well you're just a dumb ass squandering his own genes. You could literally go outside and fuck the first girl you see

>>39004435
so what faggot?
you have 8 inches, you can lose your virginity whenever you want and live a full life
this is literally impossible for a dicklet
now fuck off from my thjread and humblebrag somewhere else

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>>39003259
>I'm 5'7"
No wonder you're such an effeminate fag.

>>39004201
>that meme thing of a picture still exists

Dear god.

>>39002476
Yeah it sucks especially that the roastie prefernce is about 7 inches, fuck this.

>>39004026
Alright, what I'm trying to say is:
If "chad" was blessed with a royal flush from the start, it does you no good to start being jealous and start blaming the dealer. It will only make you miserable. If you choose to do that, fine.
But what you can do is do your best with the cards you're given.

>tfw 7 inch dick when hard
>literally like 2 inches at most when flaccid

I'd honestly rather have a 5 inch dick as long as it was like that flaccid

>>39004982
I don't want to be a chad, I don't want a monsterdick
I want a normal six inch dick nothing else, so I can live a normal life
You clueless dumb fucking faggot

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>>39003201
>>39003228
>His dick is taller than me

>>39005035
Well I'm sorry to say you can't have that. At least not yet.
So you can either be bitter for something you can't change, or you can turn your attention elsewhere and be happy. It's your choice.

>>39005079
How do I grow a normal sized dick you retarded faggot?
Litreally hang yourself

>>39005035
Make up for it by being insanely good in every other aspect.

I have about a 5.8 or 5.9 by at least 5.5, it's pretty T H I C C, but that's not the point. I've never fucked a girl, but the one girl that I did have, let's say, intimate relations with was extremely sexually attracted to me because when we sexted I made her cum over the phone.

Women want an animal, if that means your dick is freakishly huge or if it means you're a savage in bed, that's how it is.

>>39005108
>just compensate for you small dick bro
>I have a big dick but that's not the point
kill yourself you retarded faggot

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>>39002882
>tfw self-hating shitskin AND dicklet
No one here has it worse than me.

I lost all my friends because I can't have sex without potentially ruining my reputation/social standing. I can't stand being asked why I'm never seen with a girlfriend or talking to girls. And I can't tell them why I don't try. Should I even bother trying?

>>39005100
You can't, that's exactly what I said.

Maybe one day such a feat is possible, but as it stands currently no such option is available.
Maybe you 3d print a larger dick from human cells or grow one on the back of a fucking rat and get it surgically implanted in place of your current one. Fuck, if you so desperately want it, go into medical science and figure it out.

>>39005148
iktf
i'm in the same boat
>Should I even bother trying?
no it's pointless

>>39005196
no, you can't be happy
living as some kind of a monk is not a solution
fuck off with this dumb faggotry

>>39005138
It's not huge, it's pretty much average size. My point is, she never knew how big my dick was, but she literally begged me to have sex with her. And that was before I started working out! And I'm 20 pounds lighter since then!

You have to sort of be an asshole without being an asshole. She would constantly say "You're such an asshole" and then that night beg me for my cum.

I mean, it doesn't work for relationships, but it works for courting, so...

>>39005236
>6 inch long
>5.5 around
>average
kill yourself moron
you are just humblebragging

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tfw want small penis humiliation but everybody online has a smaller cock than me

>>39005258
The fuck I am, I never said 6, it's 5.8 or 5.9, which is I guess close. What I mean to say is, my dick is fine. It's not abnormally huge or small, it just is.

Maybe the dicklet threads got to me.

>>39005294
yeah it did, you talk retarded shit, you have a big cock
you opinion is 100% IRRELEVANT
now fuck off from my thread retard

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What is dicklet cutoff stat?

t. 6X5

>>39005393
exactly 6x5
anything below that is worthless

>>39005393
same as height, 6 is the cut off

>>39005393
Depends on who you ask, a man or a woman. To a man anything under 8"x6" is a dicklet; to a woman, under 4"x4".

>>39005632
> to a woman, under 4"x4".
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAA
I seriously hope you don't believe this

>>39002476
>is there a worse thing than having a slightly above average penis
Yeah, having a below average penis

>>39005730
They don't care about penis size unless they are Stacies (which is not a normal woman). I've seen a guy with a 4.5" dick that has two gfs.

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>>39002882
My dick is 5 inches when it's soft, what the fuck. How do you cope? I guess it doesn't really matter because nobody will see either of our dicks anyway.

>>39005775
>They don't care about penis size
>coping this hard
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

>>39005819
My dick is 6.5 inches and I've had girls say my dick is big. Women are clueless anon.

>>39005895
>my dick is big and I've had girls telling me it's big
are you retarded or just pretending to be?

>>39005895
6.2 here. I believe 7" is my life goal.

>one chance at life
>have with a micro dick
>tfw not mentally ill enough to be a sissy or gay bottom
wew lad, wew lad...

I miss being a kid

>>39005775
There's no arguing with these people. They're like lefties who believe men and women are biologically identical. Let them be miserable.

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>>39005929
How is 6.5 big? I am not really well versed in what kind of dick is average. I thought 7"+ was considered big.

who here /jelq/?
gonna start tomorrow
my dick is pretty fucking small, just above 4inches and skinny like a pencil but i heard great things about jelqing.

>>39005976
it's significantly bigger than the """average"""
humblebrag somewhere else retard
>>39005942
show me a woman who would chose a 5 inch dick over a 6 inch one moron

>>39006014
Your dick is fine. Jelqing will break it.

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>>39006031
>humblebrag somewhere else retard
hey now i can't help i'm retarded get off my back dicklet

>>39006057
you can't help cause your opinion is meaningless in this topic fuck off

>>39006031
>show me a woman who would chose a 5 inch dick over a 6 inch one moron
There are lots of them on this board. Timid women usually prefer smaller penises, they don't want to be ripped up. And there are women with small vaginas.

>>39006092
hilarious, shitpost harder retard

>>39006031
>show me a woman who would chose a 5 inch dick over a 6 inch one moron
Someone who loves a man with a 5 inch dick. And don't give me that "woman hate" bullshit. That's just a loud minority.

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>>39006078
I'm sorry if I annoyed you, I'll take my leave. Have a nice evening anon.

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>>39006135
Explain this. It's the sizes in an online dildo store.

>>39006135
shitpost
now, let's say there are 2 guys, both of them are the same personality and bodywise, except one of them has a 6 inch dick and the other one has a 5 inch dick
which one do you choose?

Asian man (boy?) with 5'8" here
a-am i big, bros?

>>39006214

You have to subtract a couple inches from dildo sizes to get the insertable length because they count the grip, which doesn't go inside, as part of the length. Also fags buy tons of huge dildos.

>>39006236
yes a 5 foot 8 inch dick is pretty big anon

>>39006214
Women don't even ride dildos all the way. They stick three inches in and rub their clit.

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Choose your lover, femanons

>>39006035
if i break it, then ill have an excellent career as a femboy camwhore

>>39006275
If I were a woman I'd be really scared to get the one on the left in me. If I had to do anal and enjoy it I'd prefer the right.

>>39006255
HAHAHA
fuggg
i meant 5.8"
loled pretty ahrd though when i read your comment and realized my mistake

>>39006306
5.8 is alright to be honest. Nothing special.

>>39006275
a pretty penis > a big cock, so right. always

>>39006231
The six inch guy, but that's something that doesn't happen in reality.

>>39006296
>>39006342
kek
this is not even funny anymore

>>39006358
okay thanks for proving me right
now fuck off

>>39002554
>instead of doing the work to improve yourself
THIS.
Improve yourself and make a lot of money. Women value money over big dicks. Even if youre a dicklet like me, you can still get a hot wife that will cheat on you with chad only 7 - 12 times a year. Better than nothing at least this way you get to have some kids and a companion.

>>39002476
Moar videos of tall girls doming short girls pls

>>39006359
I'm serious. The one on the left looks like a horse's cock. If I were a woman I'd want something in between but if I had to pick I'd probably go for the one on the right. Neither are really desirable.

>>39006388
That's a guy, he can't answer for every female in the world. Sorry to shatter your cuckold dream world fantasy, but some women would prefer the smaller cock. A micropenis vs. an average penis? The micropenis probably will never get picked. But average vs. above average? It will be close, but probably in favor of average.

>>39006417
>Even if youre a dicklet like me, you can still get a hot wife that will cheat on you with chad only 7 - 12 times a year.
wow, kill yourself cuckold

>>39002476
>tfw you will never be the small girl and are 5'10 so any girl you date will want to be the little spoon
I just want to be picked up like pic related.

>>39006443
you can't do shit with the tiny one
but you can make the huge one work with enough foreplay you dumbfuck
>>39006445
nobody will chose an average over a big one idiot

>>39006388
You're not even remotely correct.
If the woman has been in a relationship with the 5 inch dick dude, even if somehow a 6 inch dick clone of him appeared, she would not choose the 6 inch guy over the 5 inch guy.

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>>39006486
It looks like a fucking baseball bat you cunt stop shitting on my choice

>>39003313
>I know people with smaller who have had several girlfriends for several years.

They've had several girlfriends because they get dumped so frequently.

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>tfw got close to three girls with my 6.5x5.5 dick
>all three of them said I was a dicklet
You fuckers lied. This was supposed to be big enough.

>>39006536
You are lying whether you know it or not. You probably measured your dick incorrectly.

>>39006536
shitpost, fuck off retard

>>39006536
My dick is 7 X 5 and they've all loved it. You are smaller than you are claiming. I bet you're 6 inches. And there's no way in hell you're 5.5 thick.

>>39006579
> I bet you're 6 inches.
>implying that .5 of an inch is a big deal

cope

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>>39002658

>This is the fundamental problem of this board. For some reason you are all obsessed with sex.

Because we can't get it, at least without paying for it. The 'obsession' with sex is akin to an extension with water, food, comfort or friends. When it is lacking we desire it greatly, and once the need is satisfied we move on to other things.

Society used to try and help men get laid, even if only to get those men's minds back into the church and community and workforce. Now it actively hamstrings them, and suddenly (((society))) is shocked that they can't take their minds off it and back into the workforce.

Seriously, if a company offered men a lifetime sex homemaker slave BUT in exchange he had to become a slave himself and perform to excellent expectations, that company would BTFO any corporation in existence.

Spoiler alert btw, that's called the greatest generation in the US.

>>39006610
half inch girth difference is huge

>>39006558
I measured from the top without bone pressing and a tape measure for girth.

>>39006569
It's not shit posting, asshole.

>>39006579
I've measured it countless times exactly how people say to.

>>39006630
half an inch of length isn't

>>39006445
>prefer smaller cock
but why though
a bigger cock would 'fill' them more nicely
that's almost like saying men prefer a loose pussy

>>39006637
fuck off effortless shitposter
>>39006642
yes, but i'm talking about girth retard

>>39006660
You said he was 6 inches even though he said he was 5.5. That would make his dick even bigger not smaller

>>39006679
what the fuck are you talking about retard?
I didn't write that post

>>39006655
It's arbitrary, which is why there is no objective best penis size. Why do some girls prefer brown or green eyes instead of blue? Arbitrary. You are trying to think about something illogical (personal preferences) in a logical manner.

>>39002841
Oh wow, you sure convinced me with those hot opinions. Your strongly worded belief that we should all strive to be as chimpanzee-like as possible has changed my entire worldview.

>>39006729
Then why the hell are you even arguing with me in the first place

>>39006448
This isnt the 1950's anymore, these arent god fearing women. if youre not satisfying them in bed theyre just going to find someone that can.
>muh tongue, muh fingers, muh personality
yeah vs a guy with a 8+ inch cock, gl with that
>le cuckold!
This is for REAL dicklets that are between 1-4 inches.
Show me a better option, ill be waiting

>>39006860
>Show me a better option
suicide

>>39006788
blue eyes vs brown eyes is arbitrary
bigger/smaller cock
and
smaller / looser pussy are not
a pussy that feels more filled out simply feels better and there's no way around it
its a natural consequence of it and there's no preference nonsense associated with that

>>39006884
Yeah thought so, you got nothing. Don't ever reply to one of my posts again.

>>39006984
okay, you stupid cuckold

>>39006932
how do you know
>inb4 it's common sense!

You bitches need to read some articles
Women like huge cocks for one night stands, but prefer smaller for relationships.

T. big cock
Blow jobs are worse and teethy, and you get yelps of pain when you thrust. It's overrated folks.

>>39007069
>humblebragging
fuck off, retard

>>39007069
>and you get yelps of pain when you thrust
no you fucking don't what are you talking about

>>39002476
>tfw 5x4
I'm not gonna live until the end of this year bros

>>39007051
Knowing or not knowing doesn't change anything, I'm afraid
its true whether or not you know it or don't know it

>>39002476
>tfw exactly 6x5

>>39007069
>and you get yelps of pain when you thrust

You say this like it's a bad thing, masochist girls love this shit

dont feel bad packing 8 inch beast no gf/wife/piece on the side FML lads

>>39002575
Nice assumption there virgin.

I'm 5 inches and the only think they laugh at is the fact I think I'm so small. Probably at least half of women dislike large penises and dislike painful sex...it also helps to be good looking that is far more important. Hottest girl I've been with said she was repulsed by big penises. Girls also find it funny how obsessed men are with penises so stop obsessing fags. Learn to turn a girl on, most of them can get off with their finger so blaming your perceived small close to average penis is lame

>>39007245
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LOL

>>39007182
that's even worse than saying it's common sense.
>I-it's just TRUE bro, I swear!

>>39007289
No, because your question is a bait question
>hurr everything is arbitrary
how do you know?

>>39003259
My father is 5'7 and he was a fireman, so I don't understand what your excuse is

>>39007338
I'm not even that nigger I'm genuinely asking you how do you know. You're asserting a whole lot of shit based on nothing more than "Well, I just know!".

>>39007342
Really? I've always thought of it like no matter how much I train, someone taller than me can always lift more than I can, and I'd just end up being a liability.

>>39007431
>a whole lot of shit
nigger what?
a pussy that feels more filled is more pleasurable
this isn't 'a lot of shit'
the diametric opposite is a needle is as good as a thick cock which is obviously false
a thick cock will fill the pussy more, she feels more pressure against the cock, stimulates more nerve endings more intensely
why is this even up for debate
its a simple consequence of how shit works

>>39007245
this is the best dicklet coping I've read in a while
it's almost like a satire

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>>39002834
>tfw played with pee pee so much as a kid that foreskin is elastic and stretchy it glides over tip easily

I don't know what these painful erections you're talking about, anon, and I feel lots of pleasure especially with my undamaged nerves.

>have 7.5x6.25 inch benis
>dont even masturbate at this point anymore, sight of benis gets me hard
>still virgin

>>39007594
seeing your own penis gets you hard? wat

>>39007561
hello fellow uncut bro

>>39007151
Yeah you do, maybe you just aren't as big as you thought ?

>>39007089
It's not bragging if it's true

>>39007649
>>39007594
>still humblebragging
fuck off retard

>>39002658
It's not just about sex. Anybody can get that from a prostitute fairly easily. It's about the sense of self-worth and basic humanity that comes from another person actually being genuinely attracted to you, the ultimate expression of which is eagerness to have sex. Normies take this for granted because it's a natural part of life for them.

>>39007649
>>39007649
>not humble bragging
>implying yelps of pain aren't hot as fuck
split those whores open anon
sure there'll be nothing left for us, but go forth, bigcockbro

>>39002820
Who's the short one though? So cuuute.

>>39007846
Alice Merchesi

>>39007561
^this
got same fucking situation, anon

>>39003259

>You know, I'm 5'7, I wanted to be a fireman but I'll never be one because of my size.

Literally what the fuck are you talking about?

>>39002945
>I'm black and 5.8 inches.
same

>>39007226

Nope. Girls will literally jump off your cock if you thrust in too deep

I'm 350lbs with a 4 inch dick. If I lose say 150lbs will in at least have a 5inch or possibly a 6 inch dick? Or can it be possible my dick is only 4 inches. I have a big fat pad over my dick.

>>39002575
>Women openly laugh at you as soon as you pull your pants down
for you maybe
>anything below six inches
Isn't that like 60-70% of american people?

My cock is gross and bends nearly straight down after an inch away from the body
its like a meat banana
how gross m i bros

>>39004451
Unless the person is a woman or some shit who doesn't know how dick works, nobody really gives a shit about flaccid lengths.

Most average dicks are pretty fucking small flaccid, and tons of stuff affects the way it looks like when it is. Like heat, cold, position, etc.

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>>39002476
>tfw big dick but circumcised

>>39008795
Losing weight certainly wouldn't hurt the size, try losing weight and tell other anons whether or not it helped.