You're walking down the street when these fellows pulled

> nothing much, my niggers.

>>38998679
>What's crackalakin my negroids

holy shit ice cube

im a big fan can i get an autograph

>>38998679
YEH NIGGA YEH

>tfw this actually happened to me irl
>i just said "nothing much", they laughed and drove away

Ice cube? Oh fuck how did I end up in 1990's Compton? Oh god I'm going to fucking die, take me away please.

>>38998679
Pretend i am full retard and hope they go away.

>>38998679
That's not possible as i live in one of the whitest regions in the world.

>not responding with a WAZZUP ala scary movie and laughing it up with them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsJLhRGPv-M

>>38998679
Hello my African-American compatriot. Do you have a moment to talk about privilege and misogyny?

Hey ice I saw that Goodyear blimp said you were a pimp
pretty neat desu

>>38998840
>how to get shot

>>38998844
>Hello my African-American compatriot
That sounds like Sseth.

SUP SENPAI WHERE YOU FROM
[readies glock]

>>38998840
>Wazzup
>"a la scary movie"

>How to spot a redditor in one easy step

>get a pavlovian boner from associating black men with the pron i watch

>>38998679
Hello, good sirs. I should inform you that the pool's closed due to aids. Thanks.

>>38998866
They'd have to have a pretty shit sense of humor or they would have had to pull up already pissed off at something.

>>38998907
>not knowing nigger temper

>>38998882
>going out of your way to accuse people of being reddit

Should probably get back to whatever social media linked you to 4chan, cancer.

>>38998679
"FUCKING NIGGERS. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!"
>Get naked and jump onto the hood of thr car screaming.

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You're walking down the street when these fellows pulled up beside you and said

>SEEN ANY NIGGERS AROUND HERE BROTHER?

what do?

>>38998679
Politely reply "good day".

>>38998954
"Good morning, officer."

>>38998954
Yeah, I saw some right around the corner brother

>>38998954
Sorry sir but the pool's closed due to aids. Come again tomorrow. Thanks.

What's up homie, don't chu know me?

>>38998679
think to myself that Im in a movie

>>38998679
>this movie
where did ice cube get an ak47 from

do gangbangers really have ak47s

>>38999655
>do gangbangers really have ak47s
Yes. They're cheap as shit, easy to maintain, and get the job done. They're hard to conceal though but sometimes you just need someone dead.

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>>38998679
Oh hey its ice cube-san.

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>>38999655
I bought one at the local sporting goods store with my first tax refund because it was the most American thing to do. Illegal full auto ones are probably difficult to get and an automatic twenty years prison just for being caught with one let alone using one in a crime but legal ones could be had for like $400 in the 90s. They're around $600 these days, magazines are dirt cheap too.

>>38998679
>Holy shit it's Mr. T!

>>38998679
"Uhh h-hey guys...?"

>>38998679
Sup bros, if you're looking for Francis, he Just leaved, he's in his side bitch's house.

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>>38998679
>What's poppin my porch monkeys?

>>38998736
this, 90% of the time theyre high anyways. If they dont already have a weapon pointed at you youre safe.