>One shot at life >not born Canadian, Australian, Swiss,

>>38998033
>One shot at life
>Born Australian
It's pretty good over here. Where are you, OP?

Shitskin?
t. Dane

>>38998044
>qt asian immigrants(also make cheap hookers)
>pretty good gibs
>little nigs
>comfy food
>lots of free shit from gov
>might die to wildlife/angry aboriginal
9/10 desu, nothing is perfect though
Honestly southern europe might be the only place i would swap it for, neetlife is comfy and common there

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>All of the countries you've listed are mega-cucked, aside from Switzerland and Japan

Are you a leftist, OP?

>>38998110
frig off coral springs

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>>38998033
>wanting to be born Canadian, or Australian

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>>38998033
>One shot at life
>born Dutch

>not born Aussie, Jap or Ruski

>tfw swedish

Why would you want to be Dutch? The women are all fucking tall and ugly.

>One shot at life
>Born in Norway

It actually feels like winning a lottery.

>>38998804
So are the men desu

>>38998801
>swedish
>wants to be born in russia
Are you fucking mental? I'd switch with you in heartbeat.

>>38998801
>Wanting to be slav

Nigga what?

>Canadian
Why would I want the majority of 4chan to hate me?
>Australian
See above
>Swiss
This one makes me really sad
>Danish
They're just leftover germans
>Dutch
Nah
>Japanese
Fuck off weeaboo

When I walk to girls online, I actually LARP as a Danish man, because I think Denmark is vastly superior to my own country (Germany).

>one shot at life
>born Filipino
I want to fucking die

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>>39000820

>tfw born half filipino

literally elliot roger tier race mix

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Sorry anons.

By the way, Denmark, Sweden, Norway, The Netherlands are probably good.

Canada sounds great, if only it wasn't a feminist hellhole. I guess it's fine if you are not married.

>>39001016
>if only it wasn't a feminist hellhole

To my knowledge, like in the states, SJW shit isn't that relevant unless you go to uni or live in a big city.

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>one shot at life
>be born in Argentina

All of those are shit aside from the European ones. Canada is (((diverse)))), Australia is "normalfags: the island", and life in Japan is not an anime.

>>39001060
> one shot at life
> Spawns in chile

>>38998865
it is.

i never asked to be born i a third world shithole, but i want to die because of it.