You have the chance to win 100 billion dollars, you will never

It would be difficult to muffle the moos for 3 days straight

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>>38997595
does this mean that I can tell them that there will be a cow in the house and if they see or hear it we won't get the money? you said without them noticing not without them knowing.

>>38997595
I have a big cellar which connects to my garden, I'll just take it outside when my family members are out and feed it grass. easy peasy

You only said it had to live, you never said it had to live comfortably or in one piece.
>Cut off legs.
>Cut out tongue and vocal cords.
>Hide in closet.
>???
>Profit.

>>38997632
You can't tell them. We've rigged your house with secret cameras anon. I forgot to mention that part.

>>38997642
It would bleed out and die, silly billy

No, cause I don't have a house, or even my own bedroom.

I see more and more stupid fantasy what if xyz threads lately. Is this the way you choose to waste your life thinking about?

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>Father is a farmer
>He breeds the same race as OP pic
>Farm is by the side of the house

>hide cow in my house for 3 hours a day while nobody is home
>after a month, collect my money.

Fuck off with your "it has to be consecutive" rule, you said the not dying part was the only rule.

>>38997595
I live by myself and my family never call or visit, so I'd just lock it in the bedroom and sleep on the couch for three days.

>>38997595
I moved out, it would be kind of hard to get a cow in my room, but it is possible.
I would tranquilize it most of the time...

>>38997595
I would probably just chain my family members to a radiator

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>>38997595
>100 billion dollars
>enough money to give you complete freedom from wageslavery?
Do you know how much fucking money that is? To hell with not working for the rest of my life, I could set my great great great great great great grandkids for life with that.

I would just hide it in the basement and give it enough food so it doesn't starve

>>38997729
Same race? You mean you grew up on a farm and yet you don't know it's a breed, not a race?

That's a dairy cow, it has to be milked daily, or it's gonna moo it's head off. You're going to have to factor milking and getting the milk out of the house as well.

buy my family tickets to Disney Land

>>38997595
Tranq it and then wait for money

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>>38997783
>He think his kids, grandkids, etc will not be corrupted by the money and turned into trash worst than normie, comparable to Kardashits

Even if you raise your children correctly, you will lose control at some point

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>>38997623
>muffling the moos
Am lafin right now

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>>38997679
You're right, go make another trap or tfwnobf thread you collosal faggot. Heaven forbid anyone start an original thread on this shit board.

>>38997595
Hide the cow in the showers or garage

>>38997595
Do my neighboors have the potential to tell my family about it?

>>38997763
Wouldn't it just be easier to do it for 3 days in a row that sounds like a lot of effort really

>>38997783
All for hiding a cow in your house for 3 days. I can only dream of this

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>>38997783
>having kids
>not contributing to the eradication of the human race as it plagues the universe with it's existence

>>38998011
If they saw you taking the cow in at the start then no they wouldn't be allowed to. But otherwise yes you'd have to keep the cow quiet so the neighbours can't hear the mooing

>>38997970
>The endless mooing
>The noise of the cow kicking the walls to try and escape
>The smell of the build up of shit and piss

You have to plan for all this

>>38997595
Get a loan for like 30000 dollars or so.
Send family to vacation for a week.
Spend 4 days covering home in sound proof foam and turn the living room into a barn. On bring cow and maybe even a bonus sheep and pig for extra credit cuz it will be so easy.

Home is a mess at the end of the 3rd day but w/ you can buy a new home with the money senpai.

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>>38997595
I have a place where we put all the wood but it's not directly connected to the house but it's still part of our proprety. Can i put him there? Or else i wouldn't be able to.