>"Anon, quit playing on your computer and cuddle

>>38993867
No I don't like it when your cock hardens in your pjs and rubs against my thigh.

>>38993867
It's not like I can pause it or just leave it's an online game you dumb bitch my team is relying on me.

>>38993867
Shut up nigger your jewish lol

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"Anon, you've been waifu posting for over 3 years. Your taste in music has gotten darker and it worries me that you actually went through with getting a Glock 17 Gen 4. Anon, please me where you see yourself in the next 5 or 10 years."

>>38993933
Am I being infringed officer?

>>38993867
>Implying I would be playing on my computer if I had a gf
You are mistaken, friend

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"You remember the first picture you saved of me? You remember frantically looking for my social media and some convenient place to download every picture of me? Remember how happy you were when you first compiled over 100 pictures of me and how excited you got over every new picture of me? How long has it been, Anon? What have you accomplished in all those years?"

>Tfw no bf to cuddle with.
STOP OP YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE.

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It's post like these that make me want to fucking harm myself or others. I'm obviously not going to do either, but I hate women so fucking much.

>>38993867
>half empty Powerade bottle.

Nice you brought me another 1Liter piss jug.

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>I graduated with a master's degree by the age of 22. I live with my boyfriend and I work at a job where I make over $15 an hour. I haven't spoke to Anon in a long time. I'm going to text him tonight after I have dinner with all my friends at a fancy Korean BBQ place.

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I'll make you feel good about your existence because no one else will.

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>>38993867
2D > 1D > power gap > 4D > shit > 3D
Cuddling with a human girl is the dead last of priorities.

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"If I give you five dollars will you give me a hug?

>>38994111
>mfw she will never be my gf

What's the point in living?

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Gee, Anon. You have over 10,000 songs on your computer and no matter how much music you add to your collection you always go back to the same old songs when you're depressed . What gives?

>>38994141
Unlike you, I'm not a whore.

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>>38993867
NOT RIGHT NOW I'M WAGING WAR!!!
IF WAR IS NOT FOUGHT ON THE INTERNET OUR PLANET WILL EXPERIENCE NUCLEAR WEAPONS AGAIN!!! IF TOO MANY AMERICAN MEN WAGE WAR ON THE INTERNET OTHER COUNTRIES WILL GET THEIR OWN NUKES!!! IT'S A NEVER ENDING BUILDUP WHICH WILL END IN ARMAGEDDON OR OUR SPECIES LEAVING THE PLANET!!! MAKE YOURSELF A SANDWICH AND GET A JOB WOMAN!!!

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>>38993867
>>38993933
>>38994004
>>38994077
>>38994111
>>38994175
mfw no one will ever talk to me like ths

>>38994198
That's not even solely because no one will never love you anon, it's because no one talks like that. No sentient being capable of speech would EVER talk like that.

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I'll be honest with you , Anon. I know you're going to die alone. I know you want to be normal, but you'll never have the gumption to actually better yourself unless you have someone to hold your hand and do all of the work for you. You won't take any action unless your life depended on it or by some miracle you won the lottery . I'm nice to you , not out of fear that you'll go berserk, but because I feel bad for you. I know every day of your life is misery or at least apathy. I text you , I invite you to hang out, I smile at you like I love you, and I cuddle with you simply because I want to give some joy to your life that isn't just something flickering from your monitor screen.

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>>38994221
nope..... its both

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Anon, if you want to feel human compassion just lean over the kiss the monitor screen!

>>38994235
You say all those things, but why don't you love me when feeling loved by a girl is all I need?

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"Anon, there's no song about a quitter that's fit to sing. "

>>38993933
>>38994004
>>38994077
>>38994111
>>38994175
>>38994235
>>38994276
>Old Katya
Too bad she is (((probably))) a bitch.

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"Anon, I was in a boating accident last week. I almost drowned to death. I was thinking about my friends and family. It wasn't until I was rescued that I thought of you and about how helpless you would be if I passed away. I want you to be happy, Anon. I want to see you make a friend at least . I'm not speaking out love, but out of pity. You've been a long time friend of mine, but we hardly ever spend time together anymore and it's just not fun hanging out with you since you ever really developed as a person over all these years. At some point I did love you as a person, but now... you're just someone I once admired in highschool because you were a weirdo I could relate to. I'm here if you need me, but you seriously need to grow up."

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"Don't worry, Anon. I won't ever let you quit. "

>>38994388
You can't say this to my face punk ass bitch

>>38993933
>>38994004
>>38994077
>>38994111
>>38994141
>>38994175
>>38994235
>>38994276
>>38994309
>>38994388
>>38994425
Who is this super original girl?

>>38994448
It was posted in this thread you mong

>>38994448
Lizzie Velasquez
Thank me later man

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"Life's a game, life's a joke Fuck it! Why not go for broke?! Trade in all your chips
and learn how to be free! Why abstain?! Why jump in line?!
We're all living on borrowed time. Do what you like and if people don't like it that's fine. FUCK THEM!"

>>38994221
>No sentient being capable of speech would EVER talk like that.
I just did. It didn't go well. She's worried if there's something bothering me now and if there's something I want to talk about. I'm not going to explain anything, at least not yet.

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"Oh, hey, you're that guy in class that sits in front of me that's always drawing. I've seen some of the stuff you draw and I'm really impressed. I can really tell you spend hours everyday fantasizing about being friends with the people around you, with the women you subscribe to on Youtube , and with the women you follow on Instagram. I bet you would give anything to just to be able to engage in something as ordinary as conversation and friendship. It's nice finally being able to see you. I guess I won't be seeing you in class next week since you're dropping out because you're too scared to do any of the work that involves actual thinking and having to socialize with others."

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This is nice, isn't it, Anon? Being able to finally get out of the house and hang out with someone who doesn't treat you like crap? You thought you would be too insecure to hang out with an attractive woman in her underwear, but by forcing yourself out of your comfort zone you realize that you have been depressed for so long that you no longer feel anything. You're not even embarrassed by being seen without your shirt on despite how much you hate your body.

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The highlight of your day is someone being nice to you.

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>whenever he sees a group of friends he imagines hanging out with them

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oh hey anon, still alive i see...

>>38994569
Who writes these texts are you writing them yourself or getting them from a website

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Everyone hates it when you show up to work. We don't say anything to your face because we know how sensitive you are. We don't want you screwing up anymore than you already do every time you show up to work. I enjoy watching you on the verge on tears. I hope one day you have an emotional break down at work and the manager fires you. Everyone will be so happy once you're gone.

>>38994720

>he's projecting his own insecurities onto a somewhat heart felt dialogue
>he types them out so fast because he rehearsed these kind of conversations in his head dozens of times

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People only smile at you to be polite. No one likes you.

>>38994701
too intelligent Wojak looking ass

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"Thanks for helping me pick out some apples, Anon. It's nice that you're so eager to help out others so you can feel less bad about your existence. You know you're useless, but you're always willing to help out as long as it's some simple task like opening a door, giving someone a ride, or food prep. Even when you got hired to do a minimum wage job you struggle to do anything that isn't super basic. God, you must feel so dumb all the time."

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You say you want to kill yourself because you no longer want to be anyone's burden. Someone is going to have to clean up your body. Someone is gong to have to deal with your funeral arrangement. You will end up making your family, friends, and co-workers look bad.

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>>38993867
You ain't real gal. Even if you were your not exactly all that and a bag of chips. I'll stick to my waifu thank you very much!

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>he's given up on life
>he's slow
>he tries to work hard, but isn't capable of doing anything too complicated
>everyone can do what Anon struggles with
>he enjoys talking to people, but struggles making friends
>he can't even make friends online
>he feels hopeless about everything

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>>38993867
shes so cute man, why am I sad now. I never lost anything. fuck you op, im gonna go play some war games and cry

>>38994004
I'm sure this will never happen to me.... :(

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"I'm not going to do everything for you, Anon. I'm not your goddamn mom."

>>38994910
shes to good for me

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>>38993867
How do I find a girl like this
>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original. kek

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>>38993867
Fembot is suffering

> never feeling comfortable with how you are
> none of the other girls ever like you
> have one friend you can trust, anon.
> anon never "hits on you"
> maybe he is shy. maybe you are worthless
> normies reject you
> you want to be someone else
> you dress up like something "different"
> you want to "stand out"
> maybe someone will pay attention to you if you were "not you"
> normies call you "weird girl" because of this.
> other girls avoid you because you are different
> even the robots you are meant for call you a roastie. they call you an attention seeker.
> you are a total whore, even though you never even kissed a boy
> you are always alone
> always by yourself
> no friends
> no lovers
> ever
> so you make yourself "prettier" every day
> you study makeup
> you watch anime
> you emulate what an ideal is
> you become an ideal
> but still nobody will touch you
> ever
> "I can be as pretty as her. Then people will love me, like they love her"
> then they make fun of you
> fembot is wierd
> fembot is strange
> anon, still won't return your calls
> so you go to clubs
> someone will accept you
> someone will love you
> you meet Chad
> Chad calls you back
> you love anon, but he is cold and distant
> Chad calls you back
> Chad offers to take you out one day
> you are tired of family fighting behind your locked door
> someone wants to touch you. You feel untouchable. Dirty. Broken.
> You have too much to drink
> Chad "feels" like he actually likes you
> you kiss
> you get fucked
> anon finds out
> he calls you a whore. he makes fun of you. he never calls you back
> you are dirty. you are flawed.
> you are a broken toy.
> worthless fuck doll
> tired. suicidal. lonely fuck doll
> nobody will miss you
> there is a tree in the back yard
> a tree that can support the weight of your body and all of the loneliness that carries with it
> maybe in the next life you can be someones "Best Girl"

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>>38995007
"Tehee anon! Stop bringing yourself down! That's not cute at all. You need to be more confident bro!*playfully punches arm* Come help me do my squats. Afterwards we can hit the bench and cuddle!"

>>38995094
If you really feel like this anon, I'm so sorry.

>>38995094
Wait what happened to Chad did he just leave?

>>38995094
Fuck off you dumb roastie bitch, you get offers of contact every time you mention your gender. Women CANNOT be robots.

I'll just get divorce raped for having a common law marriage, lose what little I have and watch it all waste away into nothing.
Why bother while races who aren't white live in MY country?

>>38993933
>gen 4
lmao get a used gen 3

>>38995227
For fuck's sake, do WHITES come into other countries and make the demographics shift? Nah, you niggas got your little shitholes.
Fuck off.

>>38995134
Why does this make me sad? The scenario of a girl doing this makes me feel like shit.

>>38995094
Yeah, go to the tree, anon.

No you whore, pubg just got fpp squad now fuck off learn something interesting.

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>>38993867
>Blue Powerade
>Not Fruit Punch Powerade POWERRACE

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>please fuck my pink tight pussy uncle anon, I'm so wet right now

>>38995094
Please keep trying to live, anon.

Maybe read some books about people and suffering and trying to make it. The Sandman helped me. Maybe it can help you find some perspective.

>>38996821
n-now niece, y-your dad wouldn't want you to be doing this, r-right? u-um...

>>38996821
only if youre under 16

>>38995094
Good one roastie less in the world do it you fucking whore

>>38996896
She's 13 years old

Oririririhshdnfjdjshvlfd

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This is the best thread on the board right now

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>tfw be this guy and will never have a death by snu snu

>>38996968
You will never*

Fuck sake I'm drunk

>>38995005
What's her original name again?

>>38994309
>there's no song about a quitter that's fit to sing.
that's a sweet lyric.
good job, poet-anon.

>>38994425
>"Don't worry, Anon. I won't ever let you quit. "
qts in oxford shirts.
hnnnnnggh

>>38997095
Larkin Love original too of course

>>38994749
>>>38994720
>
>>he's projecting his own insecurities onto a somewhat heart felt dialogue
>>he types them out so fast because he rehearsed these kind of conversations in his head dozens of times
heathledgerasjokerpointingandsayingthis.gif
some normies here can't even wrap their brains around what a robot is really like.

>>38994806
>"Thanks for helping me pick out some apples, Anon. It's nice that you're so eager to help out others so you can feel less bad about your existence. You know you're useless, but you're always willing to help out as long as it's some simple task like opening a door, giving someone a ride, or food prep. Even when you got hired to do a minimum wage job you struggle to do anything that isn't super basic. God, you must feel so dumb all the time."
girls will knife you just this easily, easy as breathing.

>>38994828
>You say you want to kill yourself because you no longer want to be anyone's burden. Someone is going to have to clean up your body. Someone is gong to have to deal with your funeral arrangement. You will end up making your family, friends, and co-workers look bad.
i know, milana. i know. i wish i never existed. got a wishing stone or something with you?

>>38995154
>Wait what happened to Chad did he just leave?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fembot was all chad could ever want in a girl, in a lover, in a soulmate. they lived happily ever after and chad never looked at any other women ever again. the end.

>>38995094
>Fembot is suffering
i'd give you a big hug if i could.
chin up, now, and dry your eyes.

>>38994701
Brain-chan is kinda cute. I would fuck the shit out of her.

>>38994889
H-how?, can somebody help me with the slow, can't do shit as well as others part. It really hit me, and I don't know how to fix it.

>>38993867
You need to start looking hotter and start wearing slutty clothes.

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>>38995094
Goddamn you are fucking pathetic, if a girl ever talks about herself in a third person and calls herself a doll, you know she watches too much chinese cartoons because it's literally in every romcom/fetish manga

You are not special, you do not fucking matter, and I despise you for making me waste my time to type this out to you

Hope you'll jump in front of a train so I can laugh about it on liveleak later you dumb roastie cunt

>>38993867
"No, fuck off Sarah"

>>38994701
Did someone Photoshop her head bigger?

>>38997249
God you're such a stupid faggot.

>>38993867
I'm gonna quit playing with u and cuddle with my computer so much more fun

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>>38996939
That ass is impossibly perfect. It has to be shopped.

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used to have comfy threads like this on wsg all the time, now it's only y_yl bullshit

>>38993933
I'd honestly be worried if my hypothetical bf would have shit enough taste to actually buy a glock

t: guybot

>>38999870
What is wrong with Glocks?

"Stop crying, Anon. You're 26. It's embarrassing."

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Name one reason why a woman would ever want to fall in love with you.

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Have you learned to drive yet? Have you found a job that isn't fast food or retail?

No?

Then stop confessing your feelings to women .

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>>39002605
>Have you learned to drive yet?
>tfw 22 and still cant pass permit test, let alone license.
why do i even bother

>>38993867
>suggested this to my bf
>he gives me this lazy, dead-eyed look
>keeps playing his vidya as if Im non-existent

I don't think I want to be a gf (male) anymore

>>38993867
She's so fucking cute.
She gives off this feeling of warmth and comfort.
I'd hold her and never want to let go.

>>38995005
Then why are you breastfeeding me?

Checkmate, roast beef.

>>38995094
>a tree that can support the weight of your body

lol it must be a strong tree

>>39002605
>i have a job
>therefor i am entitled to relationships
this is how the angry entitled nerd angry at women meme is born

even bums living on the street get laid and have relationships. you arent legitimized by being a consumer.

>>38994701
Leave me alone, mega-mind

>>38997249
>>38997999
This. Cringe as fuck. I bet her even wants to pat her on the head.

>>39002081
I'm not jew

I'd do this in a heartbeat desu

Cuddling is very nice