Why don't robots just learn a traditional martial art?

most of that shit is completely impractical dancing
stuff like muay thai is at least somewhat helpful for self defence

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>>38992183
Why don't you leave MMA to Chad and Bones Jones. No true robot would ever learn how to strike or grapple.

>>38991943
>5'10 175lbs
>Go to learn muay thai/BJJ the meme arts
>everyone is a head taller than me and atleast 30 lbs heavier
>chads btfo me
Do i give up?

>>38991943
>aikido

What a fucking joke

>>38992242
You should stick to it for at least a year. BJJ will give you the tools to survive in case somebody tries to goon you by simply being heavier and taller.

>>38991943
Aikido is Japanese though, nigger.

>>38992272
I think I can already defeat the average Jamal in a 1v1, but the chads in class are not only bigger than me, but more skilled, and shit sucks

when i was 10-12 i did karate it was fun we played tag a lot i got a green belt

>>38992293
You sound like one tough motherfucker, I wouldn't mess with you.

>>38992260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_8kZiAo72I

He's trying his best you meanie

>>38992275
You're a cheeky little cunt

>>38991943
http://shaolin.org/combat/boxing.html
For those interested in kung fu vs boxing btw.
I'm going to learn fencing but I don't want to learn a martial art. I'm gonna keep my rapier in my car and another in my home for self defense.

>>38992324
*scoffs* nice try kid, but your rapier is no match for my katana.

>>38992291
You'll be the worst until more people come in and are new. You'll be better than them. You'll also get better than the people who quit because you'll become more experienced. Stop caring about Jamal in 2018-2+1

>>38992324
Get a gun, robots would get cold feet before they ever had to exert more force than pulling a trigger.

>>38992225
>War machine
>Beat up his girlfriend/pornstar Christy Mack

godspeed

>>38992293
Take it again, robot.

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>>38992342
>implying I haven't dabbled in ancient Eastern self defense
Top Inigo

>>38992324
Activating flashing penetratior sword skill

>>38992376

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9A-aL49F0Jc

Anecdotal evidence proves you wrong also
>fighting a brownie/darkie
>insecurity brings dormant aryan spirit to light
>tard rage + white pride make me the ultimate swordsman
>cut my enemies to cardboard shreds

>>38992260
Little grannies flipping over huge dudes is funny.

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>>38992479
>a fucking neet challenging me
Peak unemployability

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Wouldn't learning Asian martial arts make you look like a larper?

I've been training martial arts for 3 and half years. No one gives a fuck, especially girls. Some guys will think it's badass when you tell them, but girls don't care so stfu.

Also...
>bullshido
Fuck off. If the place you train at doesn't have loads of sparring then ditch that shit. Nothing has improved my abililities and confidence as quickly as sparring. IMO the best places for self defense are self defense schools where the instructors are well rounded and know many disciplines. They know what works and doesn't work and will teach you the dirty tactics you can use on the streets safely.

Only reason any of you should do martial arts is because it's fun, let's you release frustration caused by being an autists and when you get better at it you may not be able to destroy loads of Pune like chad but at least you can destroy chad.

>>38992744
And on another note, don't think you'll be able to just step up to chad and kick his ass just because you train. These guys are naturally aggressive and athletic, you'll need loads of training and sparring before you'll be confident enough you can fuck up most Chads that don't train. I've been training for three years and I'm still not sure if I can stack up against a naturally athletic chad. The best case scenario is that the place you train at has loads of fucking chads. You might feel out of place but being in the lions den may turn you in to a lion. And getting your ass beat by them weekly in sparring will force you to get better faster. Chads don't do any of that wing chun shit btw.

>>38992826
This.

If you want to stand up to somebody, you'll need boxing, BJJ, or muay thai. No traditional martial art will protect you from someone who just wants to goon you. Any of those three will make you leagues better than an untrained person even if hey play football.

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>>38993000
not him but if you're significantly smaller than somebody, it doesn't matter if your belt is white, black, polka dot, or made out of seashells

youre not beating Chad

>5'6
>110lbs
>learned this the hard way

>>38993107
5'6" isn't a big deal. Your weight is. Lift weights and gain a shit ton of weight. Mike Tyson was 5'11", yes, but he fought a shit ton of opponents much taller than him. You don't understand because you haven't put the time it'd take in training. A 6 foot Chad that doesn't train will still have problems with you if you fight him if you've been sparring chads for years. You'll figure it out. Your tactics will be unique to your body type and you'll know every little thing that gets a taller opponent, especially all the basic shit a non trained chad would fuck up on.

Also, most guys aren't chad and the average height isn't much taller than you so even if you wouldn't be able to beat up chad, you'd surely be able to beat up brads.

>>38991943
Aikido is a waste of your money and time, do Judo instead. Judo is cheap and practical.

Wrestling is great too but when I wrestled in school it was full of lots of chads, they were nice but the environment is super competitive and might not be for you.

Jiu Jitsu is pretty expensive, but a bonus is that it's super low impact, practical, and most places will also teach you to wrestle. it also feels more like a hobby since it's less about drilling and more about learning for the first few years and developing strategy.

>>38993107
it's a size disadvantage unless they're landing shots or are in top control