"Well, looks who's finally emerged from his Fortress

>>38990458
>Even precious Nana who hasn't said a word since her stroke gives off a weak cackle.

I wish I could write like this

>>38990458
Which one of them is saying that?

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>>38990508
Uncle Pete and your cousin Ginger Ricky.

>>38990523
The uncle looks like a smug shit so it was % him, I guarantee.

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>see anon, we told you that going out can be fun!
>we'll see you in a while anon, it's time to dance now! (not with you of course)

id just quietly go back to my room and plot my revenge...

>>38990458
Do Americans actually do this?

>>38991172
They don't have large family gatherings where some idiot says something silly to the family neet in other countries?

>>38991300
No, not really. Maybe invite your grandparents over to celebrate christmas, not more than that.

>>38991172
You're retarded. This is not even remotely an "American" thing and people in every single country do this. Not doing it is the minority case.

>>38991353
Inviting 11 people over seems a bit over the top.

>>38991377
If they all live near each other, what are they going to do, only invite their favorites and not let the others come? They're clearly all family and the younger ones likely live in the same house. Invite just some extended families?

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>>38990458
> YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK YOUR WINE YOU CUNTS YOU SHOULD ALL GO YO HELL

>>38990458
ho boy you got talent, make a blog or something

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ive seen this thread before and ill post the same image as i did last time

>at least im not this cunt

I gotta admit that these nightmare threads are getting so complex and involved that I'm starting to get a real kick out of them

>>38990992
Marry, fuck, kill with fire

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>>38990458
>You know you can't Google a girlfriend Anon!
lol fucking retard normalfags, can't even use Google.
pwnd

>>38990458
Is drinking wine something mostly white people do?

>>38990458
>"well, you never know"
>room laughs even more and everyone is happy

It's not that hard, goddamnit.

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>>38990458
>You stare at them with a smouldering, ugly little glare of pig-eyed hatred, the intensity and nakedness of which takes everyone slightly aback. The laughter tapers off and there are a few uneasy coughs and shiftings-in-seat. You feel the need to say something witty, but you can't think of anything. The volumetric bulk of your massive bitchtits presses uncomfortably and with painful obivousness against the thin cotton of the T-shirt you have worn all week. You are disturbingly aware of how the sweaty shirt clings even to the underside of your buttery manboobs. You glare a little more, and then shuffle like a dumb beast out of the room. On your way back upstairs you hear the chirpy, glittery conversation crank back into relieved chitter-chatter.

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>>38990458
>60yo dad telling me I should find a gf
>he gets laid more than I do

>>38995692
that gif strangely arouses me

>>38994717

White people trying to emulate rich behaviour and italians, mostly. Then again you can buy a gallon of the shit for like 10 bucks and get a decent amount of people who don't drink all that often pretty drunk with just that. Even cheaper if you just make it yourself, but that is another topic.

Every time I leave my room I realize how much of a loser I am. I notice my room, myself, and who I've affected. The only interesting about me is the number of hours I have played of every game I have. The ones who worry have lost hope. I've chosen a lonely life and I suppose to my easiest observations it causes distraught on the simplest human.

>>38995692

I've always wanted to hatefuck that girl in the right/middle.