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normies really have trouble with children?

>>38989349
>normies really have trouble with children?
You don't?

>>38989099
I am at my most comfortable around children, but I think it's just because I'm a literal idiot.

>>38989099
If it's a guy then i can easily socialize.If it's a little girl then forget about it.Anyway it's way easier to socialize with a child then it is to socialize with normies.

>>38989413
no how could anyone? They're the easiest people to please.

Bullshit, I am the perfect friend of children. Normies argue with them all the time trying to force shitty rules and cuckdom in their brains

>>38989527

autisitic person here. I am same in regards to children. The way they approach social situation is more in line with what I am comfortable with. They are direct and do minimal subtext through body language. I noticed this when I was a kid growing up as well. There was a point, maybe around age 9 or 10, where my peers started to use the more complex style of socializing that adults prefer, where I gradually stopped being able to interact with them in any sort of smooth instinctual kind of way. Suddenly I was "weird" when had not been to my peers before.

>>38989099
who dis?

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>>38989596
this
normies just have problem with kids cause they filled with hatred for all living things.

I have trouble concealing the fact that I don't like my friend's kid. He's 6 and already thinks he knows everything, unempathetic to his smaller brother, and is stupid even for child standards. I try to ignore him but he senses I don't like him and it makes me feel like a shitty person.

>>38989751
>I have trouble concealing the fact that I don't like my friend's kid
kek, any stories?

This goes in line with my theory that most normies lack social skills and only use lies, slander, and exaggerations to make themselves look better than others in order to hide it.

This depends on the child. Children like in the video who don't follow social rules and just want to ask random questions and ask for help with stuff are easy, just respond accordingly and without being overly complicated in your conversation.

However, some kids clearly pick up cues from their parents and try to act more grown up or snobbish, and are unpleasant because they don't want interact like a child, but also are not actually capable of interacting like an adult. This complicates it as you basicly have to cater to "how grown up they are" and it feels forced and like they are an asshole.

I can be around kids that just act like kids, however I might be tense if I feel like other adults around me will judge me for wanting to engage with them in a childlike manor.

>>38989697
This is the school of life it's a good channel on youtube I recommend it.

>>38989833
He's a quitter. He says shit like "If something can't be done in the first three tries it isn't worth doing." Incidentally he doesn't know how to throw a frisbee because he quits while his four year old brother knows how. He's constantly up his mother's ass so we can never talk like adults. One time he called 911 at a friend's house and tried to blame it on the friend.

>a child wont judge you based on your education or job
>it wont weigh its own life against yours to see who is "better"
>it wont ask personal question and if it does the intention is innocent
How the fuck is this supposed to be harder than talking to your peers? Bullshit.

I'm deliberately rude to children
Sometimes in front of their single moms.
I'm a cyborg/failed normie though.

>>38990357
what kinds of things do you say?

>>38990357
you probably look like a downie neckbeard right? I can picture some fat invalid trying to put down children and then smiling to himself later like he accomplished something. you're bragging about it which makes you seem even sadder.

Adult males are not allowed to be good with children.

>>38990239
>How the fuck is this supposed to be harder than talking to your peers?

I assume normans come to rely on these things as a means of social lubrication.

>>38989697
https://www.instagram.com/gemmatokyo/

https://mobile.twitter.com/gemma_tokyo

Got the sauce on the picture.

>>38990847
>weeaboo goes to japan to suck eleven dick
her face and teeth are a little freaky but damn her pussy is probably getting stuffed right now

>>38989099
Are normies autistic? Kids are easy as fuck to deal with.

>>38990990
Yes, yes it is getting stuffed.

>>38990990
>teeth are a little freaky

I love her snaggletooth. It's cute.

>>38991184
Better remember her name or bookmark it, this thread is going to die soon

>>38991050
niiice

>>38991184
she got that nip teeth thing going on

As for the actual topic of this thread I usually find it easier to talk with kids, they don't really mind if you say something weird by accident or on purpose, they'll just forget about a few seconds later.

I'm socially awkward around everyone, including kids.

But when I'm sufficiently drunk, I'm fine.

Do I have social skills?

>>38991374
It's probably because you get more confident or less caring about messing up when drunk, you have the skills just not the confidence.

mmm it was very common for greeks to be around childs, they sexualized them a lot too. Socrates was also probably a pedophile

Bumping to prevent death

>>38989099
I work at a school and kids are actually pretty easy. You just need to figure out what they like, maybe by asking them, and they'll handle a lot of the talking.

What you look out for is actually acting like a turbo normie. Children even as young as 5 are good at detecting "sincerity" and actually feel patronized by people talking down to them. Just treat them like a girl but not evil (yet). Thats how you communicate with a kiddo. Keep it simple and let them talk their head off.

being around children is child's play to be honest. I feel like I can ask them whatever over and over and I can keep talking to them. i don't know tf this video is on about.

>>38989099
>Shit at general social interaction
>great with kids
What did God mean by this?

lmao this aint true. this only true for normies. when they describe the social traits of the typical child robots are quite nearly the same. we just havent learned much social skills so we can easily interact with somebody on our social plateau. we are as socially learned as children dudes.

Wow 5 hours later and the threads still going.

>>38991766
I think this is it really. I have people my age tell me I'm disingenuous and insincere but I it's almost like I act completely different around kids.

Maybe it's their innocence, and maybe I'm less afraid of making myself vulnerable because of how vulnerable they are, and how simple everything is to them.

Maybe if I acted like this with people of all ages I would do better in social interactions and life in general.

It's odd because all of my younger cousins and my nieces and nephews seem to like me very much, it's the only reason I'm invited to family gatherings and events really. I have been told I should get into child care work or become a teacher and I always tell them I dislike children but I think I'm really just afraid I'll mess them up and they'll end up like I am.

>>38993667
what the fuck I just watched the video and the it hit the nail on the head with the vulnerability thing.

>>38989099
>you should be happy for friends with successful careers even if your career is shit

No thanks.

>>38989593
What are they?

Demon bitches?