So I just bought 100 dollars worth of weed, what should I tell

>>38987907
Steam wallet funds?

just say you're saving up and keeping the money.

if you are in college, say its club dues

>>38987935
That's almost as bad, videogame is basically a swear word in my home

>>38987940
What if he asks me to show him?

>>38987970
why would he say that? is he suspicious of you?

>>38987907
Say you invested it in crypto, since he's probably a big normalfag he won't ask any further.

>>38987970
Tell him to fuck off and let you be a responsible adult

>>38988097
Yeah he would be, I lied a lot as a kid due to an abusive Mom.

>>38988252
that sucks anon, I'm out of ideas though

Spent it on an enema

But in all seriousness, say you went to the arcade with some mates and then went and got food.

easy. video game

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>>38988427
>say you went to the arcade with some mates and then went and got food.
100 dollars champ? I'm disappointed that you would lie to me like that.

Tell him you spent it on a hooker as that will make him think your not a fag. Two birds with one stone.

>>38988592
No I can't say that. Thoughts on this excuse?

>owed some beer money to friends
>spend the last night (tonight) out clubbing

>>38988666
that's fine. just say you got a bit carried away, bought some food, a dvd, some alcohol, and you only have like 10 or 20 left. your father won't check that much money then.

>>38988666
Tell him the truth and if he get's angry, just show him this video and tell him it's alright.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAIGb1lfpBw

>>38987907
buy an shirt from second hand shop and tell him its streetwear n shit

>>38988666
Don't add the part about owing beer money. Just act pissed that "last night" got 100$ out of you. Sure it was fun but 100 fucking dollars just for drinks and some food?

>>38987907
Tell him you tithed it to the church like a good young lad

Share it with your dad u ungrateful cuck

>>38988925
he's anti-weed

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>>38987907
Oh my goddddddddd anon! Holy fuck anon! 100 bucks! That's a shitload of weed! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off! Get fucking stoned OUT OF YOUR MIND!
>>38989040
Fuck that lol!! Smoke weed every day you ninny!

>>38989221
eh it's alright. I bought two oil tanks which will last me 3 months or so