>start using tinder out of morbid curiosity >Figure I'll

Behold, newfags. Viral marketing.

>>38980096
I just want to know if I'm doing well. Tinder is a scummy place and robots should never tread there.
People tell me I have a nice face, though. Maybe that's all it is?

youre doing sooooo fuckin great brooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

like no one can comprehend how great you're doing.

>>38980121
I feel like you're being sarcastic

>>38980131
what gave it away? the bro howl or the second line driving it home?

Congrats man! Good luck with the dates and whatnot, but seems you're doing really well so far(:

>>38980087
How long ago did you begin using it

>>38980155
Am I doing poorly? Should I have had more matches by now?

>>38980193
>This is day four

>>38980170
Hey thanks bro :)

Good luck man, just don't think you will find someone for life there...!

>>38980087
give a guide how to talk

Go bag some pussy. That's what being an /r9k/ robot is all about. This is the smash puss all day, err day club.

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>>38980217
>Looking for love
>Wanting to get married
Kek don't worry, /r9k/ has taught me better than that

>>38980206
Im on day 3, I have about 10 matchs, trying to optimize my profile.

What do you put down on your profile

>>38980087
why do guys on here hate sluts yet support and contribute to hook up culture?

>>38980087
GET OUT NOW CHAD REEEE

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>>38980087
>ITT : i'm attractive and get tinder matches
no shit.

>>38980251
I guess I just try to stand out? Look interesting? I'll skim their bio and their pictures for something to start a conversation on. Usually it's pretty easy, most these girls seem to be the same. If I have to spend too much time thinking about it tho I don't even bother.
After that it's easy, I just try to steer the conversation on to meeting up once It feels right.

>>38980263
Just a brief little blurb. "I'm a photographer, I like movies" that sort of shit. I read somewhere that it's good to include a story so I mentioned the fights I've gotten into over my street photography. So far nobody's asked me about them tho, so I dunno if it works.

Really what I think is the bio dosen't really matter. People just expect it to be there, they don't care what's in it. What matters is the pictures

>>38980298
>>38980306
Oh fuck, do you think that's why? Am I good-looking? I've been told I have a nice face but I'm skinny as fuck, definitely not Chad

>>38980373
post a selfie and we'll tell you

Yo can I get Natalie's phone number?

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>>38980559
You sure? She says she's not into sex and she's kinda got a mustache

>>38980536
I seriously feel as though non-white people are some cruel joke. They appear human and non-human at the same time triggering an intensely uncomfortable uncanny valley effect.

>>38980595
How does he appear non-human?

>>38980595
That's probably why I don't like the pic. I don't look human. Still, it seems like it's getting the job done

>>38980536
>that jaw and chin
No shit you get matches
>>38980373
Most chads are skinny while alot of buff guys are overcompensating betas. Dont forget that CHAD EATS PIZZA

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>>38980580
>Dean
are you sure that isnt a trap op?

>>38980580
putting not interested in sex is pathetic. so you're on Tinder looking for a friend? that's so fucking pathetic.
her favorite thing is hamsters, libraries and blowing bubbles, so she's 10 years old????

lmao and people talk about man children.

>>38980536
>mixed guys are usually chads
Wow i didnt know this xD

>>38980628
>Most chads are skinny
That's weird. To me the bare minimum for Chad is either 6'+ height or big muscles. I have neither

>>38980580
Do you live in NYC?
Origi

>>38980654
Chad is 99% face and being extremely "confident". Look at /fit/ , all betas.

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>>38980641
Kek, that's what I'm hoping for.

>>38980646
In my experience most girls just mean "don't ask if we can fuck the moment I give you a reply." These girls will still put out, you just have to be careful about it

>>38980648
I figured my mulatto shitskin prevents me from ever being a true Chad

>>38980662
Yee. Why, you hoping to match with her? Here's another pic of her. Kinda hoping I'll get to lick thoes abs

>>38980706
Can I be a chad If I have a beautiful face but I'm a manlet? Am I a chadlet?

>>38980536
Deleted my pic because i don't want to get banned.

>>38980706
My face is only average irl, that's a good pic. And I def don't have confidence down

>>38980718
>In my experience most girls just mean "don't ask if we can fuck the moment I give you a reply." These girls will still put out, you just have to be careful about it

bizarro world.

>>38980718
Thanks for constant media shilling any girl that watches tv probably likes black guys. You won anon.

>>38980743
Honestly with how thirsty and desperate most the guys online act I'm really not suprised. Sex is a currency, paid out by women in exchange for convincing them you actually care about them beyond a warm hole. Otherwise you're just fucking sluts, but they have their pick of the litter on tinder

Hey another NYbot; how are the local sluts?

Tempted to try Tinder for kicks.

>>38980809
>sex is a currency
>convince them you care
>pick of the litter
what a disgusting world.

i am fosho dyin alone, homie.

>>38980805
That would be great if I was the handsome, buff black guy archtype, which is the only one you see in the media.

I'm a skinny, overcompensating beta. If I was white I'd probably have more of a chance

>>38980848
They're fine. Just keep in mind they have their pick when it comes to tinder so you have to find a way to stand out if you want any pussy.

>>38980875
It's strange. It's like I'm starting to thrive off of how terrible everything is. I've grown to see the world as a warzone, and the battle as a glorious one.

>>38980580
"You may call me Bubbles"

>>38980992
Thats wrong. Npbody likes white guys anymore, not even white women. Unless you wanna be stuck with downs sydrome looking asian women but even then you need to be a chad to get them

>>38980096
I'm getting tired of this shit too.

>>38980087
Wow! Tinder sounds like a great app. I think I'll download it now!