I'm a girl that just turned 20 today, and I'm still

>>38977067
You get nothing! You lose! Good day, ma'am!

>>38977067
You get a (you) and please be my gf

>>38977067
I always wanted a 20yo Ferret gf.

I can build you a fun little tunnel to run through :3.

>>38977067
you win this shitpost
AHEEEULA UGEKA ULO ULO
have a nice day

>>38977067
Respect for not being a whore. Happy birthday. I hope you find someone good for you.

>>38977129
(You)s don't work when replying to OP

>>38977100
:/

>>38977085
I'll sage myself

Quit baiting /r9k/.

>>38977067
Better show your tits or ass. Preferably your panties. You know the rules here.

>>38977171
>You know the rules here
>Don't post pictures of yourself
You don't, apparently

>>38977146
> being a loser is a good thing

Get the fuck out from here you meat hole.

>>38977194
Newfag much? Listem here roastie. You don't belong here. You don't get the.privilege of getting beta orbited by me because I know your kind's tricks. Your body here doesn't mean anything unleas you show it. We don't give a shit about what you feel or think. Your a women. You are inferior to us.

>>38977225
>Your a women
*You're

>>38977242
We are in r9k. Not reddit. Now tits or ass or get out!

>>38977152
>(You)s don't work when replying to OP
here you go
what about my generous proposal, are you in or are you out?

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>>38977067
>What do I win?
A suicide pact with me!
Yay!

the chance join me on discord where we'll watch movies together, i'll grow too attached and you'll eventually ghost me

>>38977250
It's my birthday, I don't have to do anything. If you're not going to wish me happy birthday or give me a birthday present, then GTFO of my thread.

>>38977272
In out what?

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>>38977067
I just turned 19 and feel so fucking old already. Happy birthday fellow fem/anon/!

>>38977067
I just turned 26.
It doesn't get better.

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enjoy the 200 post thread you fuckin queer

>>38977272
Oh to be your gf. I don't know. I've never been a gf before, and I don't have the best experiences with robots online. Where you live?

>>38977323
Oh wow! Congrats.

>>38977356
It's better than whatever thread you could come up with.

>>38977331
Aw anon. I think it does. Just cheer up.

>>38977357
I'm lesbian.

>>38977206
Not having experience doesn't mean you're a loser. A loser would be someone hanging around on a chinese beetle spanking forum waiting for a girl to show up so he can yell at her to post nudes.

>>38977225
>being orbited by a useless beta is a privilege
I'm not a grill, anon.

>>38977323
Happy birthday to you too. I hope you have fun with your family today.

>>38977384
Any plans for today? Anything you're hoping to get?

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>>38977384
This isn't the first time I've had an anon pretend to be me, why you always do this to me? It's my special day, get out of my special thread

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>>38977384
Happy birthday from a fellow 20yo dyke.
Celebrate yourself anon.

She's obviously lying.

>>38977444
I'M NOT GAY I LIKE DICKS THE OTHER ANON ISN'T ME

reeee

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>>38977432
>It's my special day
I hope it is special for you.
I just want people to be happy.

>>38977432
Actually was about to say the same thing. What are you doing?

>>38977444
Thanks anon.

>>38977471
>Thanks anon.
>anon
You don't know who she is? She's pretty famous around these parts. And she has a nice belly.

>>38977468
Every day sucks when you work at KFC and have no friends

>>38977471
You win this time robot. Have my thread, I didn't like it anyway. Although I think it's weird you're living out your lesbian daydreams through pretending to be me. You're weird

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>>38977466
Oh, well happy birthday in any case.

>>38977471
Now I'm confused.

>>38977512
I wouldn't say famous, I just spend too much time here.

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>>38977514
>Every day sucks when you work at KFC and have no friends
I'm sorry Anon.
I hope things improve for you.

>>38977323
>feel so fucking old already
Get the fuck off here faggot

>>38977514
Please come back, I want to try to help you. Why don't you have any friends? Have you tried becoming friends with your coworkers?

>>38977545
I'd say at least 1/5 of r9k has heard of you. You're famous! And your belly's really smooth and kissable.

>>38977643
Please do not flirt with the Austrian dyke
She's spoken for

Happy birthday to the hetero and homosexual women in this thread.

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>>38977067
omedeto anon
you ready to toss that virginity aside? ;^)

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>>38977643
>your belly's really smooth and kissable
T-thanks.

>>38977681
It's not my birthday for a few months but thanks anyway anon. Happy whenever birthday to you too.

>>38977357
England how about hbu?

>>38977514
>Every day sucks when you work at KFC
I fucking hate it too. Least I get to stuff my face with free chicken.

>>38977552
Thanks

>>38977643
I dunno. I just can't talk. I have a problem where I can't think of anything to say to people. I have to think minutes in advance when I want to talk. I have to think about what I want to say and how I want to say it. Nothing ever comes out right. I don't like my coworkers any way. We all work the same shit job but everyone seems to look down on me especially so idc.
inb4 that robot begins pretending to be gay-me
Whatever

>>38977067
are you cute? post cute pics, if cute enougth i will say you are cute.

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>>38977640
It's weird. Growing up I always wanted to be older, and now I just want to be a kid again, forever. I honestly think I'd be content staying home all day for the rest of my life reading and writing and shitposting.

>>38977681
Thanks

>>38977769
US. Sorry m8

>>38977799
If I was cute I wouldn't be a 20 year-old khv on this board

>>38977855
let me decide if you are not cute, i will give you free attention if you post some pics. isnt that why you started the thread?

>>38977679
I know, anon. But, her belly's so admirable...

>>38977795
Aw, I'm sorry. Do you have any online friends? There's a lot less pressure when you're not facing the person you're talking to.

>>38977802
What kind of writing?

>>38977855
I've seen a few KHVs on here older than you that were pretty cute.

>>38977301
Show tits. Show em.

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>>38977945
Yeah sorta, I guess. I don't want to have my pictures spread around after being called ugly so you only get eyes. Hopefully no ban because I have static IP

>>38977960
Nope. I have my little sister, but she's schizophrenic and not very well in the head. So she's not always "there"

>>38977067
You are brown skinned? Do you have a clear complexion? Are you overweight? Do you only watch anime and game of thrones?

>>38977067
A birthday cake

>>38977331
My life has gotten better every year of my life.

Childhood is a prison in which one cannot craft their own destiny.

>>38978092
I have reasons to believe that's not really you, but I'll ignore them for now.
Is that a scar? Scars can be pretty cool. If it is a scar, how'd you get it?
Hug your sister and tell her you love her. How old is she? Have you tried getting friends online? Discord's pretty easy and a lot of people here have it so you could post in a discord thread or make your own. Just don't mention you're a woman when you're asking for friends.

>>38978092
You look as sad as you sound.

>>38978168
>You are brown skinned?
Yes
> Do you have a clear complexion?
Mostly
> Are you overweight?
No
>Do you only watch anime and game of thrones?
I watch neither

>>38978198
Meh, I can always take a time stamp pic if I really need to. Idc really at the moment though. My little sister is 18, we're close in age.
>Have you tried getting friends online?
Eh a few times. It never worked out. I feel lonely but I don't really like talk to people too much either. Maybe I have brain problems???

>>38978208
Everyone looks sad when they're not making anyexpressions

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>>38978289
>I feel lonely but I don't really like talk to people too much either.

>>38978289
If you are brown but have good skin and aren't overweight you should be fine.

The only other things that are gonna drive a man off is frizzy/curly hair you don't know how to manage and you dress super frumpy. That and I guess dry lips.

NOTE: all you losers with dry and crusty looking lips need some Fucking chapstick. That shit is so gross.

>>38978362
I use a shit ton of chapstick but they're still chapped. Fuck where I live.

>>38978362
I don't know. I don't think I'm cute or anything but I have to be like a 4. I'm not repulsive anyway. I see uglier girls with guys so I guess it's my personality. Maybe I'm too boring, or aloof, or dumb. I don't know. I try to maintain myself well but it doesn't really seem to matter much

>>38978404
Try harder. Use bag balm.

>>38978092
im the one requesting the cute pic

you are cute enugth in my book, unless you are a whale i dont see why you cant get males to approach you

>>38978476
I can't tell if you really want friends or not.

>>38978600
>cant get males to approach you
I don't think she's complaining about that.

>>38978600
Maybe it's my resting bitch face. Who knows. Thanks for the compliment though senpai. I now feel very kawaii.

>>38978706
I want friends, I think. I don't really want friends, but I'm lonely so I think I want them. It's weird. I feel lonely but I don't really like interaction with people on a personal level.

>>38978476
If you hung that ass out there someone would want to fuck it.

>>38978959
But what about wuv?

>>38979018
Not him but are you op? Meet someone online and do some LDR then if IRL isn't working for you

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>>38978767
>I want friends, I think. I don't really want friends, but I'm lonely so I think I want them. It's weird. I feel lonely but I don't really like interaction with people on a personal level.

you are annoying, decide what you want, you are not deformed nor retarded, just lazy, i wont pitty you.

>>38978168
Not OP but what is your stance on dark-skinned overweight virgins with bad skin that don't like weebshit or GoT?

>>38977067
You in staffordshire? we can fug bby

>>38977067
Be my gf. I live in the usa. I can post disc.

attention, which you got in bulk congrats!

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>>38977067
>virgin at 20
so you're a KV like 99% of this board? why are you people giving this hole any kind of special attention

>>38977067
I'll add you on Discord if you want.
Also Hapoy Birthday!