Let's do one of these threads again. Post ones that are you or posts ones that you want your ideal gf to be.
>>38974538
and the, of course, my ideal gf.
Orginolioli
>>38974538
This if i had to be honest
>>38974544
>>38974538
FUCK you this makes me sad
>tfw no gf
>>38974636
>>38974636
have a feel worse then no gf.
a pseudo gf.
>>38974649
This makes me feel nothing though.
Thanks for trying.
>>38974538if that "literally me" is accurate
i'm sure we can find a way to get you pregnant if we just try long enough 8)
>>38974649
My heart just broke a million times. One for each pseudo gf i ever had
>tfw no cute yet powerful money gf
>>38974538
Made this the other night, proud of it. Probably not many robots who like normie bands like Muse though, let alone this specific song I am referencing.
It'll never happen for so many reasons.
>>38974768
Not sure I'm gf material but I've always wanted to gush about Muse with someone...
fornicate my excrement up
>>38974844
I'd say be my gf, but Muse isn't like my favorite band or anything. I know a few of their more mainstream songs, and I really like Black Holes and Revelations as an album.
Discord is Party Foul#7538 if you want to bother me about it.
>>38974872
Your tag doesn't seem to work...
>>38974901
Really?
originarius
>>38974538
Give me, give me, this gf
> tfw we will never find a girl like this that's actually interested
The ideal gf
comment oregano
>>38974844
Muse fucking suck they're complete pleb tier.
Let's go get coffee
>TFW no wretched, eldritch GF to fuck your ass with her tentacles while she milks your cock dry with her non-euclidean pussy and looks sensually into your eyes from every possible and impossible angle
It isn't fair. It just isn't fair...
>>38975548
a lazy stinky failed NEET who doesn't care about anyone but herself and wants all humans to die?
>tfw no feedee gf
Feels bad man. Hungry bad.
>>38975982
Worst girl indeed.
Posting best girl instead.
>>38976032
ah, another who understands true beauty when they see it!
>>38974538
That's rather cute.
>>38975550
t. /mu/I agree
>>38975548
I'd use her as a lap-pillow, I don't think she'd by that great otherwise.
>>38974708
Didn't know I wanted this until now.
>>38974752
Fuuuuuuuck this hits me hard for some reason.
>>38974538
the OP is literally me except for the weird abuse shit
i'd like a person
>>38977943
>hates guns
>hates animals
Fucking ruined a perfect waifu.
>>38978142
but she doesn't mind if you like them