>underage neighbourhood girls knocking on my door to get booze

>>38973898
lel make them work for it. I find this hilarious

>>38973898
>buying booze to kids
As he reached what he thought was the bottom he realized it was nothing but a thin crust, hiding the real wretches below it, the hollow eyed creatures clawed the walls to reach him, it was time to turn back, this was a place where no light could reach

>>38973898
Make them work for you and overcharge them for not keeping their end of the bargin

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>>38973939
oh whatever, grow up. The underage runaways that live in my neighbourhood sound less like putzes than you. Though I'll never fucking understand them, they whore themselves out for cash but they act like picking up my trash pile or doing my dishes is the worst thing ever.

>>38973919
>>38973984
I dunno. I mostly come out evenly or whatever. I also got some video games from them the other day, Mirror's edge, code veronica X in HD and something called shadows of the damned, and they gave me a 360 controller. but it has no batteries so I can't play code veronica. I should go buy batteries.

anyway, you gotta be careful. Conniving girls, they'll try anything. But girls tricks only work in the shadows and they have trouble manipulating a man they don't have leverage over. I felt bad for the guy who dated one of them.

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trashpile is getting pretty bad too. now I stand in trash when I stand in front of the stove. wish someone would clean it

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Ask for nudes, no one will find out

>>38974626
nah they are of really dubious ages

known them for years and for some reason they still can't buy booze. I asked them about that the other day and they told me they ran away from home at 15 or somethin

Don't be surprised when the police come knocking anon

>>38975008
>answering my door

heh

>>38973939
America's drinking laws are retarded

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>>38973898
>>38974007
>>38974055
>>38974550
W-what is going on in this thread?

>>38973898
they just use you and make fun of your virgin robot ass anon

been there

>admitting to crimes on a site monitored by big brother

I don't know how you madmen do it