>almost 28 >life has lost most of its flavor That's

>>38971596
yesterday was my 25th birthday. I have no job, no friends, never had a gf or sex. But hey, now I can post in these threads, hurrah for me!

Give it to me straight /r9k/, there's no way of fixing my shit at this point, right?

>>38971909
I've read stories of people much older than you turning it around. Hang in there bros, I love you all more than you'd ever know

Killing myself next week on my 26th birthday, wish me luck

>turned 27 two weeks ago
>more lost and confused than i've ever been

Not really sure what to do from here

>>38971596
>turned 29 about 7 months ago
>meet the biggest stacy of my life around then.
>extroverted, gorgeous, and can speak over 11 languages, including my native countrymen's (better than myself).
>is a pharmacist so is way richer than me.
>likes my smaller than average asian penis because her white pussy is shallow enough that just a couple of inches with my fingers can reach her cervix.
>destroys me nightly in MvC 3, Mario Kart and Forza
>destroy her pussy nightly until it bleeds because it's so tight.
>likes anal play and prefers blowing me everyday without expecting anything in return.
>told me a few months ago that she would be happy to wear a ring for me until we're ready for marriage.

If I can do it, so can you. And I'm not special in any particular way. Hell, I literally just was myself. Still play lots of vidya, too.

>>38972314
>people wiII reply to this

>>38971596
i'm 21 and you can't stop meee

>>38971929
Yeah, but how? I don't even know anyone to begin with.

I assume that I should start by getting a job and stop leeching my parents. The only experience I have is work in a shitty shop they own but I hated so much so I studied in an university instead. Now that I finished, the obvious thing is to work for them again, but if I do that I will never now anyone to be friends with, let alone a girlfriend.

How low should my expectatives for a job should be? I don't give a damn about the money.

>>38972314
have a (you), dreamer.

>joints constantly hurt
>elbows, wrists, ankles
>knees make grinding sound when sitting down and standing up
>knees make clicking sound when walking
>shoulders sometimes grind audibly and painfully during bench press
Nigger what the fuck. I'm only 25

>>38971909
Jk Rowling was a piece of garbage until she did harry potter at age 30+

There are more example on the internet of people becoming way better in the 30~40s

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>>38972544
You're nothing but a nuisance

>>38971596
I'm not even 20 and I already feel like this

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>>38972924
It's more a sign of the times than an arbitrary age barrier.