Oh hey, you must be Anon. I'm Chad. Looks like we're

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>>38967391
>tfw fag
>tfw rooming with 3 ripped jocks on the basketball and football teams freshman year
>tfw our entire apartment was governed by locker room manners
>tfw watching Chad walk from the shower to his room with his wet dong swinging around
>tfw getting my ass whipped with a towel when walking from the shower to my room
I miss college.

He actually has kind of a friendly face.

>>38967460
did you ever try any moves on then or even tempted to?

>>38967391
Hey Chad, just a heads up bro I'm an alcoholic and masturbate a ton. It's real freaky shit, too. Speaking of which, it's about that time now haha.

Own being a fucking failure, fellow robots.

>>38967391
He's quite clearly a Brad though, not a Chad

what a hot fucking dude holy shit, I'm not even gay

>>38967548
He looks kinda Tylerish to me.

>>38967572
Yeah, I can see Tyler. Or maybe Trevor. Or Blake.

I want to fuck Chad

>>38967391
>>38967548
>>38967572
He looks almost exactly like the Tyler I went to school with. Wasn't a complete chad, had the attractiveness and sport skills, but was pretty shit at socializing. Always tried to fit in (worked since he looked like a chad).

>>38967391
Honestly it could be fun to Chad's roomate, as long as he kept his shit clean. If he takes a liking to you he could make you a bit more sociable, introduce you to some 5/10 girls to practice. In the worst case scenario you'd be ignored by him and his jock friends.

Being a roomate of another robot, on the other hand, seems like hell. He'd leave all his shit around and the whole room would be a smelly mess, where the both of you would rot together, while trying your best to not talk with each other.

>>38967588
Blake? Is he a depressed-divorcee poet?

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>>38967391
>"um... this is my house..."

>>38967711
And he'd be there all the time too, just waiting for you to leave so he could masturbate.

>>38967526
Two had GFs and the other was constantly bringing girls back.
I was just content living in a gay porno. I hardly needed the internet for fap fuel.

>>38967391
>tfw he's literally my brother, and we've been sharing the same room until my later college years
Chads are nice to be around.

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>>38967391
>VERY angry doggo about to beat the shit outta chad

would you actually consider this guy chad?
i look very similar to this guy but more muscle (i am a lurker from /fit/)

>>38968521
are you tall though orig?

>>38967460
>tfw this will never happen to me
>will never live with a bunch of ripped jocks

>>38968566
6'1 and a half but i tell everyone i'm 6'2" because it sounds cooler

Hey Chad. You're cute. Are you into guys or just do chicks? Not like it makes a difference, prepare your ass.

>>38967686
Huh. There was a tyler who was even more of an autist than me, and that's a lot to say.

>>38968703
>And a half
Or you could just say you're 6'1
Nobody is going to laugh at you, you insecure faggot.

>>38967391
ok
>never leave my room except to go to class
>never interact with him

>>38968826
but i want to be the best and 6'2" is ideal
why would i round down when i can round up like literally every single other man ever?

>>38967391
Guys this is literally going to be me in 10 days. I'm going to be moving in with a Tyrone and Chad and I've never met before what do I do?
It's a small 3-bed apartment and it has very thin walls.

>>38968935
if you're at college/uni you will be their first friend there and they will most likely be nice to you so take advantage of it and do not sperg out

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>>38967879
>is he a depressed-divorcee poet
Fucking kek

>>38968935
I was a r9k sperg until i moved in with chad. Id only slept with 1 girl who was a psyho fatty and he'd banged 100 girls.

Dont be a faggot and waste this opportuntity. Listen to them...

>>38967391
Oh hey! Shit, sorry I caught you while you were about to get int he shower. Do what you've got to do - I'm going to set up my side of the room. Talk to you when you get out, dude.


>Try not to think about me in there too much, silly boy