>Mfw I just masturbated to my crush burping over the phone
What's the most degenerate thing you've ever done, /r9k/?
Jerking off while my cousin talked to me over skype
>>38964091
I poked a q tip up my dog's arse once. It's dead now so who cares.
I fapped and came while my best friend (female) laid asleep next to me
>wake up in middle of night
>gassy
>accidentally dutch oven myself
>too horny to sleep
>rub one out to the stench of my own farts
>fapped in front of friends
>fapped and got caught by a friend's parent
>fapped in public more times than I can count
>fapped to my cousin after seeing her in a tight dress
>fapped to my brother's gf, soon to be my sister-in-law
>fapped at my father's wedding
>fapped at my old schoolsummer holidays, no-one was there and my friend dared me to
>fapped in my car on the side of the road
>fapped at work alone in the room with a female coworkershe didn't know what I was doing
So basically when I was younger I started fapping in front of my friends as a sort of mutual joke. Then at some point it basically became compulsion and I did it even if it annoyed/inconvenienced/disgusted them. But I was too autistic to care so I did it anyway. Then it kinda spiraled into just basically public masturbation. I've curbed it a fair bit these days, although the one at work was the most recent one. The worst part is I don't even really feel that guilty about it and I would do it again if I could.
>>38965151
You're an Hero of R9K
Fapped while driving and almost swerved
Why the fuck does everyone here have hot cousins and i get ugly dildos
>>38966084
you're related to dildos?
>>38966154
Does it turn you on knowing my family penetrates your asshole every day
>>38966377
but ive never used a dildo before anon
>>38964091
i once ate a cup of instant ramen and then ate another again right after
>>38964091
I had unprotected sex with multiple partners, including virgins, and not once did I ever get tested until very recently after the fact
>>38965238
>>38965151
you know he probably has Down's syndrome or something
>>38966712
His post was far too coherent to be a retard. The grammar and spelling were better than 90% of the people on this board.
>fap to a particular cuckolding vid for a while
>in the vid the wife has this sort of laugh/moan that is really sexy
>do nofap for 2 months
>one day in a public computer lounge, a woman of similar age to the one in the video is sitting within earshot
>she has the same laugh as the one in the video
>so fucking hot, it's like she knows I watched that video and is mocking me for it
>set my phone to record sound for a good 20 minutes to potentially capture something
>Get like 5 seconds of her laugh
>Edit that section out, go home, listen to it on loop and break my nofap
>immense shame and regret afterwards
>>38964091
Shit for someone with a scat fetish on Omegle
>>38966857
nobody who's not retarded is going to rub one out when they're checking the mail and all that.
>>38966917
>>fap to a particular cuckolding vid for a while
Which video are you referring to?
>>38966972
male or female? for both you and them
>>38967144
both male
>>38967123
https://xhamster.com/videos/yoga-hotwife-cuckolding-hubby-with-superior-black-cock-6451655
Laugh starts at 3:03.
>at restaurant wagecucking
>Make brownies for dessert case since they had run out
>Customer comes up
>Gorgeous girl in her mid twenties
>Also about 350 pounds at least
>Orders ton of food
>Asks if we have any brownies
>"I've just made brownies, I can cut you one right now, would you like a middle or edge?"
>She smiles and licks her lips
>"Middle"
>I make a big show of cutting a huge slab of brownie for her
>She sits down in my view
>Watch her eat
>Puts away enough food for three people
>Rubs her belly
>Looks at me while eating the huge brownie
>Licks her fingers while slyly smiling
>She leaves
>Skip lunch to masturbate furiously in the bathroom during break
>Still think about her late at night
I got excited typing this
>>38967277
>belly / gaining fetish
Patrician detected.
>>38967163
oh wow you might have won the thread
>>38967375
I do degenerate things on that site. Idk if I even regret it tbqh
>>38967277
Opiee here
I see you're a man of culture as well
>>38966972
hot, more details please
Fingered my cat
I put a bunch of live earthworms into a condom and slid it up my ass.
I got a trap from Craigslist to jerk me off when I was 18