>get a shower
>get completely clean
>get out of the shower, dry off, put my clothes on
>cat puked right infront of the bathroom door
>step right in it
>post arrives
>put it down on the table to go for a piss
>come back
>cat puke all over post
>>38963902
>get a shower
>get completely clean
>get out of the shower, dry off, put my clothes on
>need to shit
>>38963902
>owning a pet
Pets suck.
>get a shower
>proceed to lurk naked
>remember it's summer
>be soaked in sweat already
>>38964208
>get out of the shower, dry off, put my clothes on
>need to shit
I fucking hate when that happens
>>38964245
>tfw you're so unfit you work up a sweat just drying yourself off and get stuck in a sweat-dry cycle for 4 hours