My friend (F) just told me to shave my beard cuz it's gross

>>38963395
Who wouldn't love the free entertainment form good ol' pubeface

>>38963395
Are all of your friends male? Also, females love beards, but they don't like messy "pube like" beards. Just groom it once in a while and maybe you will get some pussyjuice on it one day.

Let me guess, he's soft like a baby and has never had a beard himself. He just wants to put you on his own level to feel more secure about himself.

Why do you care what some roastie bitch thinks?

trim it so its flush (no stray hairs) it will infinitely better.

>>38963395
Argon oil is a life saver. Used to have Pube texture on chin hair now its soft and coarse. The smell will also be wonderful when you get hugged by others.

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>>38963395
Story time
>be me
>have full on viking beard that went down to my chest must have grown it for 2 years straight.
>used to trim it wash it with shampoo and conditioner and comb it etc.
>that was until one fatal morning at work.
>soldering a bit of pipe work in a loft whilst in the prone postion working in a tiny void.
>molten acidic solder acidently drips down on to my arm
>I Flinch in pain and go to wipe it off with my hand whilst holding my soldering torch that is still on.
>The torch catches my beard on fire and i quickly drop the torch which is still on. >put out the fire before my face burns.
>mean while the loft instation is on fire.
>quickly grab a nearby fire extingsher and put the fire out thank god.
>rush down stairs to the miror in the toilet.
>HALF MY BEARD IS MISSING AND I HAVE BALD PATCHES!
>Go home and shave it all off and look like a 5 year old
Get used to it after a while and now shave once a day against the grain every morning even use a cutroat razor, shaving soap and a shaving brush and have never looked back since.
Its great but food no longer spills on my beard and goes straight on my top which is the only down side.