I'm looking for a virgin fembot in the US (WA State) willing

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I'm a 6'6" ivy league educated "athletic"/"otter mode" top 1 percenter felon (drug dealing) who lives next door to WA

I'll pay double what he's paying

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>>38960930
im in daddie [email protected]

>>38961005
Drug dealer and 'ivy league educated' yeah okay.

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4'11, 100lbs, 20 y/o girl here. That's a really small price for taking my v card anon. Try again.

>>38961056
It wasn't my full time occupation sweetiepie

>>38961084
You can go fuck yourself. I don't care.

>>38961084
100 lbs at that height is actually pretty fat

>>38961084
I'll pay you nothing per week on top of maybe paying food and general expenses, but I might watch anime of my choosing with you. Also I'll share my not-potato-quality screencaps and reaction images with you if you want.

>>38961084
Not him, but you're deluded.

>>38960930
You can sugar daddy any girl with that dosh. Why a fembot? They're broken anyway.

>>38961101
HUEE*whease*

>You MUST be under 5'4
I'm 5'2
>You MUST weigh less than 120 lbs
I weigh 114 lbs last time i checked
>you MUST wax your body once a week (Pussy, legs, armpits and whatever else I forgot)
I prefer shaving
>You MUST be hygienic (Brush your teeth and shower twice a day)
I brush my teeth and shower after my daily runs.
>You MUST be over 18 and under 23 (18-23, and no 'I'm turning 18 next month!' bullshit, I will ask for some form of proof of you being over 18)
I'm 19, the only concern here is I'm from SoCal, I have a job and i'd like to be paid a bit ontop of the house and food and stuff. I like video games a lot and I love card games. What if I wanna go out and play cards, anon? I get free will right?
[email protected] is my email.
I'm very open to posting more stats but I am more curuous at what you have to offer.

That's actually a brilliant plan OP

there's probably less than 10 women shitposting at 100% on r9k, it's just that they shitpost loudly.

Create this data harvesting scam, to get a few of the "fembots" out of the picture, and the board's health improves greatly

Kud OP os

>>38962916
Yes you can do whatever you want. Your only requirement is to have sex with me once a week.

I can't wait to see this on the news when the two dudes meet up and one of them gets murdered.

>>38963104
How long is the sex? Will I get afternoons free.

how old are you OP?
i dont want to give the v card to a 65 yr old fatso

>>38963480
I'm 26. I wrote that in the OP.