>be on public transport >see a girl in the distance further

>>38960291
Nigger you will never fucking know if you don't just go up to her and take a chance. Goddamn you guys are fucking stupid, I really hate this board sometimes.

>>38960291
she was looking at your friend retard

>>38960476
>implying I have friends
Original

>>38960402
The risk is that she falsely claims rape, pepper sprays you, and ruins your life

>>38960522
misread because dislexic, i thought it said she slapped your friend's ass

>>38960291
They were mocking you, OP.

>>38960583
But I was looking pretty cute and cool...

>>38960617
they were probably mocking the fact that you thought that

>>38960617
No, OP was looking like a harmless, desperate virgin wierdo. The perfect target for a bit of light insulting.
They likely joked a few times to each other that he'll be touching himself later while thinking of them. They'll go "EWWW!!" and then giggle inanely.

>>38960672
Well, their actions were indistinguishable from that of someone who is feeling sexual attraction. What am I supposed to believe?

>>38960730
dude, dude, dude, porn's fake

>>38960782
>implying she wasn't a stupid cunt who has a rape fantasy and watches rape simulating porn

FUCK YOU R9K IM STARTING TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT SOMETHING AND YOU JUST TEAR IT DOWN

>>38960954
we redpilled you man, the truth isn't always better at first but it stops you from looking like a faggot when the time comes

>>38960979
But if I'm not good looking the time will never come. I will not settle for an uggo. I'd rather die alone.

>>38960979
RELPY TO ME >>38961026

>>38961026
look man, all you really gotta do it use that spot cream in the shower that mum gave you ages ago that you would use but cba, get yourself some good clothes and next time you get a haircut, ask the guy for whatever would look best on you. Grills are material af now so that should give you at least somewhat of a better chance

>>38961155
You're a little faggot. If you're English you're a huge faggot. If you're Strayan then I know you're a little bitch who can dish but can't take it. Die scum.

>>38960954
this board is full of twats OP
run to reddit an never look back
sometimes normies really do have better advice/outlook on life which is all the time

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>>38961190
say what you want but you're the one speaking my language

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>>38961194
GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Reddit is the jew/normie/cuck hive itsself

>>38961288
>implying this place isnt a hive
if i were to pick between 2 hives, i would choose the 1 where i can be happy
which is reddit

>>38961255
Why don't you hang yourself and write an ed sheeran song about you stupid fucking Harry Potter faggot

>>38961361
nah, i'm enjoying my neet life too much for that shit

>>38960541
Haha, jokes on her, our lives r already ruined