>work retail
>Company disallows the words "No" "sorry" "unfortunately" etc. saying they are too negative, we need to use our "Super words"
>Get disciplined and given "the talk" if management hear us saying the negative words with customers
I want off this wild ride.
>>38959454
I feel ya, bro. Retail/customer service is awful.
>>38959454
Holy shit I predicted this a long ass time ago
>>38959454
What company do you work at lmao that's brutal
>>38959454
Anon it's time to go out with a bang. Go up to your manager, look him in the eye, give a firm handshake and tell him "I'm out of here you fucking cunt". It's as simple as that, champ.
must suck being a wagie
So what are you supposed to say to a custom if you don't have the item they're looking for?
>>38959725
Don't wanna say but popular European "fast fashion" store
>>38959763
You know Dad, for once you have actually given great advice!!!
>>38959803
WE HAVE THIS COMPLETELY OPPOSITE ITEM THAT YOU CAME IN FOR HOW ABOUT THAT????
>>38959873
>European
There's your problem
>>38959454
what are superwords? super no? super sorry? super unfortunately?
>>38960643
Amazing, Fantastic, Super, Gladly, But of course, Sure, With great haste, Magical
>>38959873
>european
>fast fashion
>"Super Words"
I wonder where you work anon, that's a difficult one
>work in a small bakery
>once told a fat dude trying return a box of cookies that he already ate to fuck off
>manager also tells him *politely* to fuck off
>laugh about it as we clean up for closing
>>38959454
OP, thank you for making me appreciate my job so much more.
I'm sorry that you have to go through that bullshit though. I hope you find a reliable way out, and I hope everything else goes well for you.
>>38960670
>magically, we have zero of that product in the store
>>38960845
8/10 good work keep it up anon
How is "sorry" a negative word? What are "super words"?
>>38960923
You say something like, "We ran out BUT we have this amazing similar item that is just great!!!"