>smoke weed every day for months because at an easy ass internship
>gf broke up with me in May
>still in love with her
>come back to parents house and don't have any weed so start having REM rebound dreams every night
>last night I dream that I carry my exgf up the stairs of my house and put her on my bed and we talk about how much we love each other
>wake up once we start having sex
FUCK THIS
I wish the movie where you could pay to forget certain memories were real life. I hate being an emotional slave to my memories. This was like torture
>weed
>internship
>gf
>/r9k/
Anyway your dreams and subconscious are a very fundamental part of you, this is basically action and reaction. You might as well jump in an ice cold pond and complain that you get frostbite
Wahahaahahhahahaha you fucking ninny! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off thinking about her Opie!
>>38957623
can you explain these posts to me? I don't get if it's supposed to be funny and if it's supposed to be ironic and if it is, why not just stick with the classic DUDEposting
Have you had the dreams yet where you are running around searching desperately for weed? You run up the stairs of the tower and there is a big-ass table in the middle of the top room, piled high with glistening nugs. You reach for it but its gone. You lean out the window and below the tower, surrounding it, is an entire field of ripe ganja swaying gently in the breeze. You run back down the stairs and the field has turned into a desert but there is a pickup truck loaded with buds pulling out of the driveway. You run after it...etc etc.
>>38957496
I love REM. Man on the moon is a great song
>>38957682
I dunno man... It's just a thing I do. When I get my medical card in a couple weeks I can start getting high again legally and maybe I'll post some new material. Until then, this is what I got... Sorry..... WEED out!
>>38957496
It's not hard to find weed I remember one tim on vacation I got out at a black neighborhood and asked for drugs and they sold me weed
>>38957682
It's an evolution of DUDEposting, as I see it.
>>38957741
You are lucky they didn't carve up your face and gangfuck you bro