>cashier tells me to have a nice day >i don't

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>go see the Emoji movie with family
>ticket machine says enjoy the film
>movie was really bad

>>38957296
>Went to see the emoji movie while high and had a wonderful time laughing every 30 seconds.

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>leave bad reviews on yelp for restaurants I thoroughly enjoy eating at

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>waitress tells me to enjoy my meal
>i don't

>King trusts me as advisor and confident
>Use his trust to gain knowledge that I sought to steal the power of the Gods that I can use to bestow chaos upon the Kingdom so that I can rebuild it in my image and rule it with cruelty and injustice.

It's the little things, but, then, I took a shit and didn't wash my hands.

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>be delivery driver
>"sorry it's late"
>not really sorry

>she tells me to forget about her and move on
>become withdrawn and suicidal instead
dumb roastie never even saw it coming

>she tells me that the relationship is over, but I'm a great person and she's sure someday I will make another woman happy
>become faggot and take dick in my ass everyday

>Go on porn site.
>Are you an adult of legal age?
>Click "no"
>Refrain from partaking in self stimulation of my genitals.

The funny thing is I AM an adult!

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>get on bus
>"next stop please"
>stay on for an extra stop

>>38957296
>seeing a movie you know is going to suck just giving the producers more money to make more shitty movies

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>>38957271
>roastie holds the door for me
>"here you are, anon"
>don't respond

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>>38957271
>take a piss in the sink at work
>don't wash my hands
>purposely shake co workers hands and touch Marcy's pens
who /DINK STINK/?

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>>38957271
>be on holiday
>go to restaurant
>cashier says "enjoy the rest of your...
>I say "you too"
>cashier finishes "stay"
I ran away and never looked back

>>38957558
You're also /DEVILISH/

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>>38957271
>Go to /pol/
>Post Ids happening
>It's not happening

>>38957271
>mom tells me to take out the trash
>I do
>but I didn't take out the trash from my room

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>>38957820
w-woah there, anon..

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>>38957271
>waitress says "enjoy your meal"
>i say "you too"
>it's not her staff break yet so she can't have a meal
>lolololol