I asked this on /b/, but they deleted my thread, so I'll

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I don't know bro.

>>38955375
how old will you be on your birthday, and this knot is not so important

>>38955375
Why exactly hanging? Why not a more painless way?

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>>38955390
I'll be 27. Never had a job and don't have a degree. I did, however, managed to learn the english language in my years of neetdom. Since I live in a place where english is not the native tongue, some language schools need people like me to teach. You don't even need a degree, and I'm taking a course for it, but since I'm a turboautistic fuck, I won't be able to make it. I sperg out every time I try to interact with the normies. It's over lads.

>>38955420
It's the most cost-effective way available to me. Only criminals can get guns here, so a shotgun would be impossible to get. I don't know the correct combination of poison/meds/pills to off myself, and there's no place for trial and error here. Jumping goes against the most basic natural instincts, so I won't be able to do it either. This leaves the comfy exit bag, but I don't have money for a helium tank. The necklace of rope it is.

>>38955388
Thanks anyway my good man.

Hangmans knot on both ends, very strong

>>38955700
I can help with the poisons.
You can either take a lethal dosage of stramonium datura (or any solonacea plant member like belladonna, brugmansia etc) you can find then allnover the world. Check erowid for pictures. Or you can get your hands on some digitalis purpurea. Works like a charm. See you on the otherside

>>38955700
Most painless suicide method: Ingest carfentanil or a gram worth of fentanyl mixed in OJ.

not that I support suicide or anything

>>38955700
If you live in mainland Europe pretend to be an Islamist and get guns through the power of The Islamic state of the European Union, if you live in Eastern Europe go to Ukraine, it's easy to get guns, if you live in South America it's incredibly easy to get guns, if you live in Asia Treck out to the nearest hillside whatever and jump

Poor some vodka in a bottle of Sprite and have that by your side while you teach english

>>38955745
>>38955757
Please tell more my dudes. I'm not familiar with poisons. At all. I don't know if I can find this here.

>>38955772
Sorry, I don't live in Europe. Also, it's not that easy to get a gun in South America.

>>38955892
Can Alcohol cure turboautism?

>>38955375
I have a friend who hang himself recently. I'll text him asking if he have some recommendation. But recently he stop to reply to my texts.

>>38955971
Carfentanil and fentanyl can be found on the DNM for less than $100 each depending on what vendor you go through. Really though this is the most painless way of offing yourself, it's just a fade to black and you're gone.

I don't get why people don't eat a bunch of apples to kill themselves, about 20 apples is enough to kill you and no one suspects you of trying to die when they see you eating a fruit.

Use a dog knot since you wanna be a faggot and kill yourself.

>>38955375
>i'm an attention whore
join the club *rolls eyes*

>>38955995
So just a gram of fentanyl is enough? Not OP, but I believe my local area has dealers. Somewhere.

>>38955375
you should use OBS, and do a flip

>>38956056
Even less than 250mg of fentanyl will kill you even if you have an opiate tolerance. Just use the DNMs it's easy as pie to make an order.

>>38955971
Yes alcohol could cure your turboautism but you'd become dependant on it. At least you'd be making money though.

>>38956023
Wont people notice 20 apple cores though?

>>38956198
You eat the cores, fool. That's how you die. Or you could buy 200 seeds and swallow them all.

>>38955375
Let's do the trucker's hitch

>>38956216
dont do this, you gotta blend the apples up, the shell of the apple seed cant be digested by your stomach so the only way to die like that would be to break every seed open

>>38956590
How hard is it to fucking chew the seeds?

>>38956613
Try it fool

>>38956777
I've chewed my fair share of apple seeds, if you are implying they're difficult to chew I'd have to assume you don't actually have teeth. Besides, you're gonna die anyway so the taste shouldn't matter too much.

>>38956800
you to try it

>>38956867
>why don't you just try this instead
>thats not how you do it retard it goes this way
>the way I did it seems to work just as well
>kill yourself
And you namefagged too, you're pretty damn pathetic and that's coming from someone that browses this board.

>>38956904
Cant you eat some various raw beans also to poison yourself?

>>38956989
Whatever, I just thought the apple thing was pretty easy.

>>38957044
If 200 apple seeds can kill you how come there arent more warnings from parents that something so easily available is deadly?

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>>38957092
>the average person eats 20 apples in a row

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>itt op is a newfag and thinks they deleted his thread on b when in reality no one gaves a fuck and it went from page 1 to 5 in 45seconds and it died 2min later

>>38957139
>posting on that cesspool in the first place
I just wish it did it's job better so we wouldn't need like 5 resivoir boards to contain all the feces that bursts out of it.

I guess thats why you never see them using apples in those competitive eating contests

>>38955420
It's painless as long you hang from the right height .
The hangman's noose purpose isn't to strangulate you it's to crush your spinal cord wich is a pretty painless death if you do it correctly.

>>38955420

>>38957044
Will it work with applesauce?

I can knot help you

>>38957268
No, you need to either eat 20 entire apples including the cores and seeds or chew up 200 seeds.

I wouldnt hang myself because I hate how they always have a rope indentation in their neck once they cut you down.

>>38957260
It pushes a piece of your spine upwards into the brain, causing immidiate disabling of your lungs

>>38957337
Google says you might need to eat up to a few thousand seeds it depends on the kind of apple. Which one's the best, any idea?

>>38957431
I dunno man, I'm not an expert, just giving ideas.

>>38955375
Clove hitch. It's easy to tie and will not break

>>38957431
im telling ya man, you gotta blend those shits up