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This thread better be VERY comfy, or there will be consequences edition
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Bang on 500

Nice timing bro
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Second for strange feelings as a kid when I first watched this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8
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>>38954798
I used to pair up members of various girl bands.
Kimberly being a total sub to Cheryl in Girls Aloud for example.
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So some lad mentioned a /britfeel/ sticker
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Who would have more reddit karma if they were alive today, Nietzsche or Buddha?
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>>38954833
Ebin would still have more
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>>38954798
My mate had a DVD of this video which we watched constantly.
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>>38954833
Buddha. Nietzsche's philosophy wouldn't gel well with the current majority world-view.
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>>38954832
You didn't change the motto
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Bit partial to the Kev sticker though.
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>>38954833
You are retarded and you don't understand the teaching of either of them. Stop pretending you do. You are acting like a normie redditor yourself

You and ebin are both fools
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>hehe whitty layers of irony comment
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>>38954865
It's a shame you don't know one of my buddies. He's involved in the production side of the British wrestling community and has worked with Kev many times. You could have many long, drawn out chats about your meme.
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>>38954861
i don't know, rick and morty shows that reddit loves faux existentialism
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>>38954832
>It's a shame you don't know one of my buddies. He's involved in the production side of the /britfeel/ and has worked with BritNormie and the other writers many times. You could have many long, drawn out chats about your memes.
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>>38954759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEXtVsLIbVM
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>>38954911
I don't actually browse reddit (I don't judge those who do) so I concede to your insider knowledge.
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>>38954863
I wasn't aware it got changed. What should it be?

>>38954897
Honestly would love to have a chat to Kev.

Guess can't do stickers and not do a Shipman one.
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>>38954759
Lads... Was Chloe Ayling in on her kidnapping?
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>>38954930
It's a shame you don't know one of my buddies. He's involved in the production side of the homicide and has worked with Shipman and the other mass murderers many times. You could have many long, drawn out chats about your meme.
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>>38954930
Scio fratrem affectus

I know that feel bro
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Alright lads,

This is my current PS4 collection. Not pictured are DOOM and The Witcher 3 because I gave them to a friend.

Is there anything ESSENTIAL that I'm missing. I've looked on Metacritic, and there doesn't seem to be anything good that I've missed.

All ears to any suggestions though lads!
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seriously considering getting a badge with the autism logo on it or something to show everyone i'm a spaz and they have to use kid gloves when dealing with me.
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drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain
la-de-da-de-dee
la-de-da-de-daa
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>>38954955
>not getting the autism cap
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Daily reminder that ebin is the perfect redditor.

>he reiterates views he has heard like normies because he does not study anything himself

>he feels the need to give himself an identity like a reddit fag

>he is ignorant that he actually thinks he is aware like a normie reddit fag

>he reiterates memes like a reddit fag

>closet homosexual

Literally fuck off to reddit ebin . It is perfect for you
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>>38954955
>he doesn't already look and act so autisitc that people do this by default
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>>38954954
FFXII.

Also let me borrow Persona 5
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>>38954866
>You are retarded and you don't understand the teaching of either of them. Stop pretending you do. You are acting like normie redditors yourself. You and ebin are both fools
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>>38954954
Where is bloodborne
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>>38954954
Earth Defense Force
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>>38954976
too childish. i don't want to look like i need to be monitored by a carer 24/7 to prevent extensive damage to person and property. just special.

>>38954985
sadly when my mother chose my clothes she actually made them fashionable so normies have tried to talk to me about music and come away baffled.
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>>38954995
I tried FFXII on the PS2 and got TOTALLY fucking bored of it. I dunno what it was about it either, it was okay gameplay wise, but the story was just totally fucking boring. I got just past a part where you have to walk across a desert/industrial factory area then gave up.

Is there enough changed about the PS4 remake to make it worthwhile?

>>38955002
I went off the Souls like games in a big way. I played Demon's Souls when it came out, then Dark Souls and DS2 on their days of release. By then. I was already completely done with that sort of game. BB just looks like more of the same shit. Bearing in mind I platinumed Dark Souls, and did a LOT in DeS and DS2, I just have no interest in those kinds of games anymore
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>>38955022
just wear this lad
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>>38954930
A shippy sticker would go down a storm lad, I fully support it
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>>38954832
that's actually very cool, you have a die cutter?
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guess what number I'm thinking of
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Pleased to report I've now gone through all 41 algorithms for f2l. Now all I have do is consolidate them by going through them all and making sure I can recall them all. After that I'll do about 100 solves to improve recognition and recall time to decent levels. Then I'll move onto OLL+PLL. Then when I can do full CFOP I'll probably work on performing the f2l algorithms from any angle to reduce the number of cube rotations I have to do
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>>38954934
It does seem strange. Mr Newsman keeps putting emphasis on the fact she "claims" it happened. I don't believe it myself.
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Lads i need to get a new internet provider.

Who should i go with? Virgin? BT? Plusnet?
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>>38955124
Damn that's a lot of doctors, engineers and scientists I see
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>>38955158
These people are propping up our NHS right now
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>>38955124
>getting a internet provider when you could provide your own fantastic network infrastructure for a fraction of the cost
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any girls browsing this thread want to be my gf?
I live in nottingham
please
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>>38955124
It all depends on your area lad, where I am Virgin and sky are good. However I've never been in a place where BT is good.
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>>38954952
There we go.

>>38955044
They have a option to play it at x2 or x4 speed which really helps with the boring grinding sections of travelling distances. Set up a decent gambit order, put it on x4 and just level up super easily.

Also changed how the licence board is done to jobs so you don't end up with everyone becoming a healer and tank etc.

Not sure if that would help at all, but it did feel like it picked up after that point to me but I don't think i got that much further myself back when I played it on PS2 due to someone deleting my save.
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>>38955164
propping up your mum too
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>>38955124
I think I see one woman there. Is this some new ethnic friendly where's wally?
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>>38955190
>There we go.

muy bueno
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Just arrived from gatwick to Greece lads

Pretty nice country, less miserable than south London at least.

Is /britfeel/ going on holiday or been on one this summer?
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Good morning lads, how are we today?
Anyone know where to find some maple cured bacon? Thanks lads.
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>>38955175
you know that wont work lad. even 3/10 girls get orbiters these days.
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>>38955230
Sounds cool lad, what sort of stuff are you gonna do there?
No holidays for me, not really a summer holiday person. Prefer the weather here desu
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>>38955230
Already been. This grey country is depressing as fuck in comparison.

How long you there?
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Oh god I wish a car would just wipe me out on the way to work one day and do me some serious damage.
>Shitty broken bike gets written off
>I get an insurance payout
>Back in the hospital
>No work
>3 hots and a cot until they discharge me
>Video games and takeaway at home until I've healed up

That would be the best thing to happen to me right now.
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i hate all this end of the world crap. half of the time when i go on facebook there is someone posting some end of the earth shite. how can people believe it, it never comes true.
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>>38955249
The usual, beaches and pools, sleeping or reading - if it was just me I'd be walking in the mountains but my parents just want to stay in the beach and town.

>>38955267
two weeks
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>>38955299
Not heard any new memes about it, what are they saying? Although i did dream about the apocalypse last night, was kind of a relief desu.
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>>38955299
aye, well dont go to facebook then lad savvy?
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>slept for 15 hours
>had a dream where I ate the ass of a girl I knew in school
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>>38955351
>ate the ass
like, on a plate?
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>>38955317
Your parents sound a bit dull lad. You may as well take advantage of the opportunity even if they wont.
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>>38955317
When I scrounge some cash I always wanted to climb mountains, first on the list was Kilimanjaro, but I want to do Snowdon and Ben Nevis again.
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>>38955351
did you wake up to a girl sitting on your face telling you to eat your breakfast?
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>>38955299
because its like 4chan, newfags who are like tee hee the worlds gonna end. somebody give me a (you)
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>>38955380
(You) you need to capitalise
Also /britfeel/ has been saved now that mouldy boy has taken his trip off.
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>>38955326
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4767852/Will-September-s-solar-eclipse-cause-world-end.html

this is it. some retards think the world is going to end in September. i swear there is a new meme every year.

>>38955338
i dont really. i just go on it sometimes out of boredom. even reddit is better than facebook.
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>>38955378
My erotica is already taking a foothold into r9k

Stay tuned for more scenarios in future
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>>38955399
>some retards think the world is going to end in September.
Bloody hope so, getting pretty bored of this season.
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>>38955399
kek, why do people hate so much on reddit. the people on there are dickheads but the website is actually quite good.
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>>38955389
no I don't. that would require effort, and the sentence reads just the same.
and no it hasn't, because another will be along in a minute.
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>>38955351
had a dream that started in tescos trying to buy food for my return to university but getting into some trouble with the checkouts (the layout of the store was nightmarish and i went to a closed one that still had a guy behind it.) then i left to find my aunt and by the end i was hurling abuse at microeconomists (on bicycles) while singing (literally) about how everyone should study macroeconomics. while doing this i overran and walked right past my aunt's house.

it's worth nothing that i am not an economist and that my dreaming brain can create some pretty catchy tunes (though my wakeful one can forget them very quickly.)
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>>38955389
has he taken his trip off or just fucked off? i kept telling him to take it off.

>>38955380
yeah, true. people just do it for attention.
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>>38955399
>ok guys, we were wrong about the mayan thing
>but this time for sure its happening
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>>38955399
Stopped reading halfway through. I had a mate who was into that Nibiru shit, acted so smug about it too. WALLERLOADASHITE
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>>38955124
I've got virgin and they're pretty good.
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>>38955421
i dont like it because of the karma system and up-voting, it diminishes the potential for a well rounded argument.

i remember seeing some guy in uni that i speak to using reddit and he did not know what 4chan was.
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>>38955457
the content is better on there but the comment section is shit
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>>38955471
Less tripfags shitting up the place
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Starving but theirs absolutely nothing in the house lads
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>>38955421

The dick to based user ratio is actually much better than 4chins.
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>>38955519
This plate is your fate lad.
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>moving out in a month
>mostly exciting about buying pic related
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>>38955519
>>38955538
You probably posted this yourself
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>>38955267
which part lad.greece is great
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>>38955567
pic related i reckon is why some of you neets can live with out sex.
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>>38955590
Most people say they feel like real deal. I'm not a virgin so I'll be able to compare. Hoping it does though then we'll be one step closer to removing women
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>>38955608

Your mollusc is showing lad.
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might eat that whole packet of fig rolls
been desperate for a shit
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>>38955608
>sex dolls denigrate real sex workers to merely being an object
>women
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>38955608
give me a review when it comes lad. i have always wanted to try that or a fleshlight. i reckon it might be better than real sex because you wont have to worry about making the girl cum and you can edge easier.

if i lived on my own i would probably get one
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>>38955637
when they bring out even better sex robots, you know some feminists are going to try and get them banned.
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Can someone just put me in cryosleep till we get those gf robots from futurama that you can upload celebs to?
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>>38955567
That looks a pain to clean... Where's the hole in the bottom for the cum to leak out of
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>>38955697
YES PLS
when I get out of uni I will start saving for a multi-thousand pound sophie turner doll
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>>38955663
Of course. There will be a widespread movement to get them banned. Plenty of women get by on their sexual value. If a possession can have the same sexual value as a real woman, they'll have to deliver value in other ways. Essentially they'll be on a level playing field with men. That's the last thing they want.
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>>38955637
I'll like to see them try and ban VR Sex rigs
>>38955702
You pour the water in to clean out most of the cum then you turn it inside out and then give it a proper clean.
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>>38955734
this. If a woman has become replacable by a doll with tits and perhaps some sort of AI, she deserves to be replaced.
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>>38955718
Then you just need to save up for a professional voice actress to recite lines for you, then put it into the doll
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>>38955734
Haven't they already spoken out against them?
It's somehow going to make men more sexist etc.
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>>38955747
That reminds me of the talking dakimakura that came out a while ago. The fucking japs have no limits, no wonder nobody is having sex over there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYFvJPincLE
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Might try to only wank to less-degen things for a week or so just to calm it down a little bit as it's getting a little out of hand.
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try to decide between gammon steak or mixed beans in mild chili sauce for tea
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>>38955734
>>38955663
>>38955746
Pic related here already mentions it >>38955637
>prostitutes objected saying a doll cannot match the services of a real person
Then how come they took you out of business?
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>>38955778
>cannot match the services of a real person
Prossies think people are seeing them for their personality and customer service and not just because they're a hole to fuck
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>>38955747
Good idea. She already has a great deal of audio interview footage ando ther appearances, but it would be difficult to program something to intelligently output it (and it would sound disjointed too).
>>38955765
aww I want one
>>38955778
while AI and robotics havn't yet caught up to the point that they can be company on an emptional level, they certainly compete for sex (which has to be 90% of the reason that these places exist). It's illegal here I think, though, so we can't have the whores unionise.
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>>38955766
That's what I've been doing. Wanking to some proper sick shit recently.
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>>38955824
>It's illegal here I think
Robot whores or just whores? Prostitution is legal here, don't think brothels are though
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>>38955775
Go for the gammon steak, that other meal sounds low T
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>>38955847
is it really? I had no idea.
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>>38955854
yeah but I've had gammon the past 2 nights
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>>38955847
Isn't there a weird thing here where soliciting is illegal but using the services isn't?
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Afternoon lads, how are you all feeling?
Good I hope.
Any plans for today?
I'm having to force myself to do something productive and I think I should also be able to sort out my passport soon as the guy I asked to cosign emailed me back so I'm super stoked.

What's your favourite meal to have for dinner?
Post waifus.
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>>38955858
Yeah women have exchange sex for money but can't have a pimp or do it on the street or whatever.
>>38955866
Yeah adultwork and shit is completely fine though
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>>38955854
where the fuck is the pineapple

originally
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>>38955793
>Prossies think people are seeing them for their personality and customer service and not just because they're a hole to fuck

I can assure you that they do not.
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Family going to nandos tonight, free so I can't complain I guess. A couple of times I've ran into people I knew there though so I hope that doesn't happen again.
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Any lads here with an onahole? Is a USB warmer worth it?
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God I hate women, I actually wish I was gay but I have zero attraction to other males.

Women are just stupid cunts, all of them. Our society's decline can be directly linked to the increase in rights for women. As they get more power and influence, the society they're in degrades to the point where it is just a fucking shell of what it once was.
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>>38955925
Only if you can stick it up your butt after taking it out of the onahole so you can have a nice warm prostate while fucking it.
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>>38955948
It looks possible but I'm not into that
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>>38955942
Sounds like you need a trap gf in your life.
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>>38955942

Speaking of shells, you're retracting into yours I see Mollusc!
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>>38955958

Just a life might be a start.
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>>38955953
You would be if you tried it.
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>>38955962
I'd fuck you until you loved me
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>>38955942
>Women are just stupid cunts, all of them. Our society's decline can be directly linked to the increase in rights for women. As they get more power and influence, the society they're in degrades to the point where it is just a fucking shell of what it once was.
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>>38955972

I love you already little mollusc.
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>>38955978
Where do you think you are?

Taking a break from the /soc/ threads, Chad?
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>>38955942
You could try prison gay. It'll take time, and you'll need to condition yourself (futa is a good starting point) but it can be done
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>>38955982
>mollusc.

what is this? i keep seeing someone mention it on here
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>>38955997
Not him but isn't it funny the only people who hate women are the people women won't sleep with?
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>>38955997

He's in /britfeel/ which is a normie thread, friendly to molluscs.

Now, where do you think you are?
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>>38956006
Zyzz despised women and he fucked tons of them

So take your cognitive bias elsewhere, lad
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>>38955997
>called me Chad
quite flattered honestly
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>>38956015
Zyzz was a closet homosexual lad, the signs were all there
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>>38955942
Most women are indeed cunts but you need to realize that a lot of the blame for that is on men, for being so desparate to get laid that they spoil them rotten and chase them around, giving women power. 'Men' like pic related for example
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>removed visitors OKC
fuck you kikes, that was the only thing worth my time, at least I got to know if people were looking at my profile
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>>38956015
>Zyzz despised women and he fucked tons of them

Fnnnnnrrrk!

Pull the other one anon.
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>>38956015
Zyzz attracted the worst women though. i would hate women if i only atracted retarded stacies
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>>38955869
Trying to into stats today, it's going better than I though it would. Also reading the woman hate I kind of agree with a lot of it :(
Are you getting the pasport to go anywhere in particular?
I do like chicken fajitas myself
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>>38956006
Plenty if not most Chads hate women as well and they've spent more time learning them than any of us
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>>38956015
The exception is not the rule
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>>38956006
Not that dude but I've only ever had sex with prostitutes when I've been abroad.

I don't want to have to talk to women, they've got nothing to say.
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>>38956030
i think guys can be cunts though and a lot of the time worse than women, we are just desensitized to it because we are so used to it. just look at how horrible people can be to eachother on 4chan for example

both men and women have problems.
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>>38956059
There's thousands of Chads who are the same, so no, it's the rule
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>>38956050

False, young mollusc.
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>>38956069

And about 3.2 Billion who aren't you piss gargling spastic.
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>>38956082
Non-sequitur

Your shit brained "durr only uggos hate women" is still incorrect. Try again
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>>38956082
>there's 3.2 billion chads in the world
What are you even saying?
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>>38956069
Going to need a source for that claim
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Rain's too heavy for a comfy /rainwalk/
Need to buy a rain poncho desu
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>>38956038
Goodluck anon, stats at least at A level - Degree level looks fairly tedious so I hope you power through it.
I've not heard of the book so I can't really comment but I hope you enjoy it regardless.
I'm not really though, I've never had one and I'm constantly asked to have it for ID and otherwise and it's extremely annoying not having it. I'd like to go abroad at some point but it all costs money, which I don't exactly have an abundance of so we will see.
Sounds cool though, and interesting choice at least haha.
I honestly can't say for sure but I do know that I miss puddings from chippys up north, can't wait to go up and try one again will have to restrain myself so I don't get fat on them though
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>>3856093
Kek implying he's even me. >>38956097
is me. Your claim was just dumb. why would people obsess over something they hate?
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how can you pretend that men are better when half of the time the same lot of you hating women are calling normie men retarded.
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>>38956093

Only those unable to form meaningful relationships with women hate them. Fact.

But please continue to provide the sentients here with entertainment in the form of further evidence of your pathetic, impotent rage at a planet that you are simply not good enough to inhabit.
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>>38956114
chads don't really obsess over women, they've had so much sex that they see women as disposable and don't put them up on a pedestal.
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>>38956006
a girl tried to sleep with me once but in the end we just literally slept together rather than having sex. (tbf we were both unreasonably drunk, although this only further clarified for me that vaginas are icky.)
this experience did lead me to the path of woman hating, but not because i regret not having sex - because i'm still angry she only wanted sex and didn't want to be friends, thus further confirming that nobody will ever want to be my friend.

alcohol apparently makes one fuckable but not tolerable.
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>>38956131
Then why do the majority get married. Surely they're putting that one girl on the pedestal
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>>38956124
>But please continue to provide the sentients here with entertainment in the form of further evidence of your pathetic, impotent rage at a planet that you are simply not good enough to inhabit.
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>>38956144
Hating women is literally fedoric lad
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>>38956144

Is that you anon?
Nice hat.
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does the only woman in britfeel know she's minging?
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>>38956161

Give him a second, the monitor is going to need a wipe.
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>>38956174
Men here are worse lad.

T. Ebin
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>walked past a stray cat lying on the floor on the way to the shop
>bought it some food and milk
>it was dead
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>>38956174
Bit mean lad. Pigeon-mummy is /ourgal/
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>>38956182
You killed it. Cats can't drink milk
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>>38956113
>I've not heard of the book so I can't really comment but I hope you enjoy it regardless
haha, I meant in this thread
I got a provisional drivers licence as my ID because my parents would kill me if I lost my pasport and I'm too scared to actually learn to drive and get a propper drivers licence
I do love a good chippy, it's a shame that he nearest one is all the way across town. I'll see whether there is a good one when I go back to uni
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>>38956195
didnt even have the opportunity, it was already dead
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>>38956193

Does she actually claim to be Keith Flint's mother or is it a joke that I'm too stupid to "get"?
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>>38956193
mummy pls giv milk pls
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>wanking to cute femboys
>one of the related videos is literally just a old man in a wig
>reality sinks in I'm just wanking to men
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>>38956200
>I got a provisional drivers licence as my ID because my parents would kill me if I lost my pasport and I'm too scared to actually learn to drive and get a propper drivers licence
kek. this describes me perfectly
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>>38956213
you really need to be less open about your wanking habbits ebin, you took up almost half a thread yesterday with your last revelation
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>>38956193
Are those her tats? Fuck I fapped like mad to her hand pic, I am going to spend the next week fapping to this.
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>>38956161
>>38956176
People successful with women hate them, fact

It's only the beta neckbeard fedora lords who like them, because they think it makes them a "nice guy"

Like you.

Still, enjoy being virgins I guess, lol
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>>38956193
>Those stripes

Fuck off James.
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>>38956238
I'm not even a virgin but nice projection
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>>38956235
There's also a feet pic floating around, but I'm not particularly a fan of her feet

Cracking tits though
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>>38956247
>the tranny meme is spreading to even the best male stock
somebody really must do something
>>38956231
go team autism
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8 DAYS TO GO!
>8 DAYS TO GO!
8 DAYS TO GO!
>8 DAYS TO GO!
8 DAYS TO GO!
>8 DAYS TO GO!

How are you all feeling? Nervous? Excited? Couldn't care less?

Plans for after your A-levels? Apprenticeship, uni, or exalted NEEThood? Tell us what you're doing and where you're going!

Scottish students got their results yesterday, hope you got the results you wanted!

Remember, on A-level results day you can get some free chicken from Nando's! https://www.thesun.co.uk/money/4188680/free-nandos-chicken-for-students-getting-their-a-level-results-but-theres-a-catch/
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>>38956238
>reddit spacing
kill yourself originally
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>>38956247
James even has the autism to pretend to be a woman on an anonymous forum and raise pigeons
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>>38956277
Go back to redit ebin, you're missing vital upboats
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>>38956275
You would have better luck with this post in /brit/
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>>38956238

There are times when trips are actually useful. I'm pretty sure I don't hate my wife, I'm pretty sure she doesn't me. I know I don't own a fedora nor do I have a beard. prior to marriage i spent twenty something years in and out of relationships with women on six continents. I hate... One, maybe two of them, I'd hate them if they were blokes also.

I was last accurately called a virgin 35 years ago. So... Eh... Nah.
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>>38956282
You need something to do when your coworkers fuck up and you can't record some more of your tv show for amazon.
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>>38956275
Post with a trip you cunt
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>>38956275
Fuck you lad you dirty under 20 year old
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>girl i'm talking to is genderfluid

As in she's a girl who thinks shes a boy not vice versa. Remember when we just referred to these people as tomboys
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>>38956296
Nothing pisses me off more than the word 'eh'. I used to know a guy who would say it CONSTANTLY when you could tell he was just trying to sugarcoat his disapproval
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>>38956327

Rest assured that I am sugar coating nothing.
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>>38956304
I tried to abort so I could add the trip but I was too late

>>38956305
Fuck you granddad, go claim your bus pass
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>>38955433
He said he left but he's still here for sure, he's too egotistical to pack up and fuck off completely. I'll hazard that he'll be back in a day.
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>>38956200
Whoops. I just sort of glanced over it haha.
I do too but for example with Unis/Accommodation and all manner of other things have been asking for my passport/the number so instead I have to send my birth certificate and a letter and it's quite tedious.
Yeah, although I end up having something from them and whilst it's nice I feel extremely sickly afterwards.
I think my favourite basic meal would just be a full english desu.
>>38956275
Very nervous and don't like the prospect that my life is probably going to enter turmoil in roughly a week.
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>>38956363
He uses that silver haired waifu a lot trying to develop a new waifu/personality.
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>>38956344
You still have time lad. Leave here before it's too late.
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>>38956395
Mate you've been saying that for weeks. I think you might be more paranoid than Ebin
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i wonder if they're "asian"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-40879427
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Masturbate to pornography
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>>38956415
Keep your trip on Ebin/Tilde
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How do we all feel about world war III habbening?

North Korea/United States tensions are getting worse day by day.
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>>38956238
>It's only the beta neckbeard fedora lords who like them, because they think it makes them a "nice guy"

you're autistic and obviously dont leave the house
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Going to Rotherham to visit relatives, lads. What wacky adventures will I get up to?
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>>38956426
Fuck off racist, you're kind aren't welcome here.
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>>38956442
stop falling for propaganda
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>>38956442
In what possible universe is the NK being bombed to shit by the US a "world war"

Unless you're a mongoloid who thinks China or Russia would defend them
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>>38956453
These girls were not forced they are chav filth who will do anything for a joint.
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>>38956444
Don't worry. If you let them cry on your shoulder enough, they'll totally leave their BF for you! Just keep at it, lad
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>>38956453
back to r eddit
/brit/pol and /britfeel/ are allies
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>>38956430
Just had one of your lesbian scenes up Ai, I'll get onto it now.
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>>38956479
No, no we are not
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>>38956459

>US neutralises NK Missile Silos
>Invades country to remove the dictatorship
>Occupies country to stabilise tensions and keep it's military industrial complex at full speed
>Suddenly China has the United States on it's door step, with hundreds of thousands of NK refugees trying to cross the border
>China mad

World War III ensues.
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>>38956442

Two complete mongs, both utterly inadequate for the tasks they have to face.

It's not entirely dissimilar to asking an /r9k/ mollusc (not a based /britfeel/ bro obviously) to run a country. What you're seeing, in effect, is prolonged international autistic screeching.
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>>38956442
>Yfw the Norks bomb japan
>Yfw when the weebs go into meltdown as anime stops existing
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>>38956449
Probably rape some young white girls, maybe throw some acid in peoples' faces?
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>>38956275
Wondered when that was. Hate the news coverage on this shit every year.
>bullshit inspirational story
>blonde girls jumping
>look how young this kid is getting mad results
>kid faking a reaction opening an envelope
>they're getting easier
>they're getting harder
Ours was just a load of tired looking lads in a grey gym standing around reading papers then leaving. Well the AS one's at least never made it to A2 but I imagine it's the same. Good luck anyway lad.
>queuing up for hours on end to get nandos
I'd take a pass
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>>38956493
>China mad
>China does absolutely fuck all, because the US doesn't need a land border to rape the living shit out of the country
>No World War
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>>38956492
>>>/leftypol/

Stop shilling these threads you fucking scum.
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>>38956459

Chinese will intervene to prevent an American military presence on their border. Do not doubt that.
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>>38956478
again, you're obviously autistic and dont leave the house. if you actually left the house and spoke to people you would know that the average person does not hate women. you're an edge master.
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>>38956499
Your mums a mollusc
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>>38956492
yes we are
go on /brit/pol and you can see they are just as depressed and fuck up as we are
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>mum looking for an architect for an extension
>literally rejected one because he "looks jewish"
Is my mum /ourwoman/?
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>>38956525
Have you seen the size of the US navy? Why would a piss poor little border in NK matter?

There's plenty of other borders if they cared that much.
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>>38956531

My mother is a patch of nitrate rich earth, which may support several colonies of mollusc.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS A MOLLUSC?
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>>38956529
>i'm such a le nice guy
>hey fembots (there's none here btw, so lol) look how n-nice I am
>w-we should d-date

inb4 you're married and get pussy regularly
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>>38956556
a shitty cilla-tier forced meme
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>>38956275
i dropped out of sixth form. i've done nothing since
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Say that I found out where tilde works, would it be innapropriate for me to go in and ask for one Tilde at the conter? Would it creep him out?
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>>38956515
>because I don't want politics in /britfeel/ I must be a lefty shill
Oh I am laughing right now because I'm about to go to sleep. So I don't care about how bad this will fuck the thread up

>immigrants put into the country more than they take out
>the government should actively promote minority cultures to put them on an even footing with whites
>jews are in top positions because they worked for it and have an average IQ of 110, not because of a conspiracy
>mixed race children are objectively more beautiful than white children because they represent overcoming bigotry. A pure white child is simply a symbol that racism still exists
>blacks are more violent because of their social conditions

Hope you don't choke on those massive truth pills
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just did a wank after about 2 months dry and it came out brown

also took less than 20 seconds
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>>38954759
surprise surprise 102
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>>38956566
>im such a mong that i think the average person hates women
>hey mollusc (you're the only one here, so lol) look how edgy i am
>w-we should act like retards

inb4 you're a normies and you leave the house regularly
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>>38956547
>Why would a piss poor little border in NK matter?

Ask a Chinaman.

I doubt there's a viable military option available to the US in all honesty. The thing would be to horse trade with China to aid in bringing about the end of the Kim dynasty.
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>>38956597
Ask for a builders brew
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>>38956598
>shabbos goy getting mad his shilling isn't working
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>>38956597
how would you know you're actually talking to tilde?
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>>38956633
I know his height and rough working hours from his post history.
I just don't want to scare him
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>>38956533
yes but why not keep political discussion on britpol where it belongs?
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>>38956633
Look for the only man with makeup on
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>>38956597
Might be crossing a line, stalking wise
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>>38956598
European immigrants make more than they take out, non-Europeans don't. Are you being disingenuous or simply ignorant?

The rest is obvious trolling
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>>38956547
Invasion through a land border is much more viable than one through naval means, doesn't take a genius to figure out.
It would be an issue however if they don't want war there could perhaps be a good level of communication and buffer zones established after the regime capitulates or whatever.
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>>38956654
aye lad, but tilde is closeted
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>>38956598
Pigeon roastie is cancer.
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>>38956673

So the ones we're getting rid of are actually the good ones?

We rool at polytiks!
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>>38956680
Doesn't have to be an invasion. Destroying the entire coast line and blockading sends China into a civil war. It's not as stable as it projects.
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>>38956683
Hee has little tiddies though.
>>38956666
Eh, I've done so much work to figure things out that I have to go through with it now. Might perriscope it here actually.
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>>38956694
Non Europeans are a huge burden on the economy while Europeans made more than natives.
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>>38956598
All of this is true tbf. But you won't get any reasoned debate on 4chan, /pol/tards are, ironically, the biggest shills of all
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Come on lads let's salvage this thread now it's halfway done.
Anyone getting closer to normiehood? I'm going out on saturday so that makes me happy, and I also got a job. I just have to read through a bunch of bollocks and sign stuff.
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>>38956716
Fuckin hell if you're gonna do that set a date in advance, I don't wanna miss that
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>>38956707
Doing that would just strengthen national unity.
Not really a hearts and minds approach, think of it as if some retard from across the ocean just decided to bomb your home and the people you know, despite the countrys division you would probably take up arms like fuck that
It's a complex situation but undoubtedly having the US on your doorstep in times where there's tension will not be doing anyone diplomatic favours
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>>38956597
H-haha, I will give you some stuff for free anon!
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>>38956694
>implying brexit was entirely about immigration
>implying we're going to just boot out all the European immigrants
Are you being dumb on purpose?
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>>38956707
>Doesn't have to be an invasion. Destroying the entire coast line and blockading sends China into a civil war. It's not as stable as it projects.


Yes, but on this planet as opposed to the one in your head?
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>>38956726
I'm actually going out saturday too lad, sunday aswell I believe
It's a good feel
That sounds pretty comfy though anon, are you thinking of going elsewhere or staying there for a good while?
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>>38956762
So if I come it it's fair game to show your face here?
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>>38955746
In a lot of cases it's even worse than that. They aren't just replaceable, the doll is actually preferable because it doesn't have the personality flaws the woman has, which men only put up with to get sex and companionship.

And I say this as a guy who has a wonderful girlfriend who could never be replaced by a machine. But she's an actual decent person and not some cunt.
>>38955754
Yeah that's the argument they'll use. That it somehow devalues actual women. It only
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>>38956771
You have no idea how good the US navy is do you?

You could put the next 5 countries together and it would still win easily

Educate yourself
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>>38956768

Wheter we boot out the euros or they leave, there's lots aqnd lots and lots of new friends from the commonwealth on their way.

They want to tell you about Vishnu and Allah and lots of other things that you've only previously read on the back of take away menus.
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>>38956798
"I don't understand firepower, logistics,force projection and military opposition"
The post
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>>38956798

Are you aware of the physicl size and location of China?
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>>38956784
P-prefer it if you did not do that anon!
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>>38956762
I wish you weren't a wageslave, I wake up when you go to bed :(

As soon as I wake up I go to the /britfeel/ thread I left off and do ctrl+f 'tilde' in every thread

>tfw all this attention I'm giving tilde will probably turn him into a stacey
A beautiful flower spoilt
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>>38956779
I live with my mother at the moment, I really want to leave though. She isn't very tidy and I don't think she helps my mental state at all. Although renting is very expensive, I hear other people at the job I'm taking share flats, and it might be possible to go there. I have high hopes but low expectations.
On saturday I'm actually meeting with a girl, but she seems a bit hot/cold when I'm texting her, which I don't like. Hopefully she is not a roastie but again, high hopes low expectations.

Where are you going on saturday anon?
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>>38956798

Do you perhaps, anon, feel the need, the need for speed?
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>>38956821
I might follow you home actually. It can't be much more than a 15 minute walk home, and I know your mum isn't very observant. Do you think she'd here you struggle? your desusan is mine, girl
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>>38956807
Depends on how our immigration policy turns out doesn't it?

The UK is going down the shitter anyway so hopefully more nonwhites will just increase tensions to breaking point.
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>>38956807
Pakis are 7% of the population yet manage to commit 33% of all rape and 90% of street grooming cases. Imagine what the figures will be like when they're 20% of the population? It will be standard for white children to have been molested at the very least
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>>38956847
Don't be mean to Tilde!
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>tee hee, I'm a cute ""trans girl"" flirting with anons, come orbit me!
fuck
OFF
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>>38956854

I am delighted to welcome immigrants to this country anon and I will continue to hold that view and to do everything in my power to aid them, accommodate them and generally make this part of the world the single most attractive place to live for humans from every corner of the globe.

Nothing you or anyone else can say or do will sway from this course.
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>>38956726
I dunno desu. I see five main areas of being normie, I'll say how I think I fit in with them:
>social interactions
Definitely not. I hate going out, hate meeting new people and hate most people in general. I find almost everyone annoying and with shit taste. I have no normie hobbies or interests. I also, literally this morning received a diagnosis of Asperger's. I'm cognisant enough to know that it's quite mild but nonetheless it's a thing.

>political views
Again, definitely not. I'm essentially alt-right at this point.

>economic success
I very recently got a job so I'm not on neetbux any more, but I only make just over 15k so it's a pittance really. The post is only for a year as well, but hopefully I can use this experience to get myself into a more stable job and make a career out of it.

>relationships
I am currently in a relationship, have been for coming on three years. The first and only relationship I've had, we were both virgins when we met. In the beginning it was a genuine intense, strong love but now I just don't see our future together. Never ever been unfaithful though, I find people who are repulsive.

>sexual success
Been in the relationship for three years, been having full intercourse for the last two. Nothing too out there or normie-ish like threesomes or whatever, but pleasant and exploratory in our own little ways.
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>>38956870
We've talked about this mouldy boy, do not use a trip and you are welcome here. If not you can fuck off.
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>>38956870
You're waifu is mine, boy. she might even enjoy it.
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>>38956822
Gomen! I would like to talk more too

I'm flattered that you Ctrl+f me desu. And doubt I will become a Stacey haha

>>38956847
You should not be so upfront lad! You can come around and play Tekken with me whenever you wish though
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>>38956876
Why do you want to do that though, since all the data shows immigration from the third world causes more problems than it solves, what's the point?
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>>38956896
>come around and play Tekken
It's like netflix and chill for autists.
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>>38956834
Ah, I'm in the same situation infact I'm the only one that clears up around here, my room is practically immaculate and everywhere else is in a dire condition and it pisses me off.
Goodluck with the lass, if she's messing you around it's not going to be worth it lad, but goodluck.
On Saturday I'm meeting up with some old friends who live quite far out so it could be nice to see them and be social.
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>>38956876
You would be better off improving the living conditions of other areas instead of moving them all to one area. There would be too much strain on infrastructure and natural resources and of course culture clashes
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>>38956913
Nothing autistic about Tekken, lad.

Pic related: Panda, my main (currently Overlord rank)
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>>38956896
Hey Tilde do you go back and read through the threads you've missed? If not you should, the threads are really good in the real NEET hours
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>>38956877
Ok my turn
>social interactions
I'm really good at small talk and I like talking to people, the main reason I'm a robot is because I used to be very depressed and sit in my room skipping school all day. I was sad because I had no friends and I had no friends because I was sad, and already had no friends.

>political views
I'm still on the fence for most things, there are too many variables for most things for me to be bothered to look for them. Even with the NHS I'm still not sure if it should be private or public. The only thing I've managed to put my stake on is brexit, and that's leave.

>economic success
Got job but not yet

>relationships
The closest I've got to a girl is copping a feel and kissing, then she told me she's christian and wanted to wait until marriage. So I dodged out of that one.

Then I found this girl in spoons who's taller than me and a 9/10, and I'm like a 5/10 at best imo. She is hot and cold on texts and we were going on a date, but then she invited her friends and told me (this is where I'm going on saturday), I also know she talks to other guys about me through texts, and shows them my texts without consent. I don't like this but I'm not sure if it means she likes me or is making fun of me, she also told me she's talking to another guy. Again, not sure if it's to entice envy, jealousy or just to be nasty.

>sexual success
I'm a virgin.
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>>38956926
Is it possible to uncuck ebin, or is he refugees welcome forever now?
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>>38956916
I'm very proud of my room being tidy now, which is nice. I still need more bin room and storage room to throw out shit.
I've set goals, I decided I would fix my life. First off was getting a job, got that, next was cleaning myself up, did that. Then it was getting a girl, that's ongoing. Lastly is learning how to cook. My routine is still a little off but I've got to fix it and follow it.
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>>38956899
>what's the point?
He gets to virtue signal to all the qt liberals
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>>38956951
Friendly reminder Ebin is an unironic cuck
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>>38956913
Made me laugh haha

>>38956930
Are the bears easy or difficult? A lot of people say they are easy but their moves seem tricky to master

>>38956938
Hiya lad! Sometimes I read them but not always. I do like to stay on top of /britfeel/ lore. Was last night's any good?

>>38956951
He hates lefties so I think he hates refugees too. We will have to ask him
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>>38957009
Nice, thought it was Bez for a moment. It's not Bez is it?
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>>38957030
its some guy wearing an inflatable cock halloween costume i saw on amazon
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>>38957050
Thought ti was Russell Horward
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>>38957064
nah, just some random dickhead
was looking at halloween costumes after wondering how much the big lebowski cardigan thing costs but its fucking extortionate for a good one
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>>38957064
Yea it looked like an older Russell Howard. I really that that twat

>>38957091
The world really is a bizarre place
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>haven't seen anyone for a few months
>have a faggy normish haircut
>shave head completely today
>neighbor's cutie daughter sees my stupid small head
>wont even look at me or say hi
REEEeeeeeee...ee.e...e.....
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>>38956946

Et moi:-

>social interactions

Normal compared to a lot on here, but not "usual". I've almost never had to socialise or interact with people who I don't select to socialise or interact with and most of the time I just don't do it. That said, I'm married, I have a relatively active social life and I get invited into the neighbours houses at Christmas/Birthdays etc.

>political views

Strongly left-libertarian. Probably influenced to a degree by Lavayan Satanism, which is about as serious as I take theology/philosophy.

>economic success

Yes. But absolutely not of my own doing. Have attempted to do "business" once or twice in my lifetime, sufficient for me to realise that I'm not an entrepreneur, that people are unlikely to pay to pursue my hobbies and I pay a financial manager and an accountant for a reason.

>relationships

Almost eight years married. It wasn't something I thought I'd ever do, then it just sort of happened. Nothing much changed.

>sexual success

Number of sexual partners is greater than fifty, less than one hundred.
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>>38957122
>left-libertarian
people think this is a thing
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>>38957147

Political compass terms.
Try not to be a fucking spazz please.
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>>38957091
>just some random dickhead
Top bants
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>>38957147
left-libertarianism sounds like classical liberalism, the 19th century type
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>>38957171

Possibly slightly more lassiez-faire, but that varies between the economic and the social.
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I QUITE LIKE YOUR KOT TILDE.
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I need an honest face rate but I don't want to get banned and I don't want it being in a public board like /soc/
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>>38956877
Please explain more about your relationship
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>lions BTFO'D!
how will they ever recover?
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>>38957234
You're supposed to mask it cleverly so it's not explicit.
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>>38957234
ask /p/ if youre photogenic
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>>38956951
Jun and some of the waifuposters were pro-muslim despite being fags themselves. Baffling behaviour but that's gay politics for you.
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>>38957147
From what I remember the term "libertarian" was originally a leftist term used by Euro anarchists in the 19th century but was co-opted by the right in America which is where most people associate the term today. Some leftists today attempt to take the terminology back but I doubt it will gain any ground due to it's current standing in the US
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>>38956966
Thats understandable, I have a little bin to just throw bits and bobs in but nothing major.
Sounds great though anon! I think I'll be trying to follow roughly the same steps barring a few specifics. I can do basic cooking but thats it haha.

Have to say though lads, rainwalk was super comfy and I went to the shops to pick some stuff up and made some small talk with the shop owner and cashier, put me in a really good mood and had me smiling all the way back home haha.
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>>38957235
We met in university on sister courses. First time we talked she approached me because I looked like I knew what to do in the lab class and because I have a nice voice. She invited herself over for lunch during a break (I lived 2 minutes from the uni building) and then we kept on seeing each other as friends. Eventually it felt like a little more than friendship and we kind of asked at the same time if we liked each other. Both said we do and so we started dating. A year in we took each other's virginity. Loved spending time with her, she wasn't annoying like everyone else. We were and are still different people in terms of tastes, politics, media etc. but that didn't bother me all that much.

Carry on until year three. I'm ashamed to say I don't love her as much as I did. I enjoy her company mostly but it's becoming apparent to me that we're too different to work out. I suppose I still love her but I need to end the relationship before it goes too far. Unfortunately our situation is going to make breaking up reflect very poorly on myself or cause her an immense amount of harm which I don't want to do because I still care for her.

I'm in a difficult position ngl.
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>>38957329
I really hope it's not your politics causing you to want to end it.
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>>38957326
I had a really nice rainwalk too, went to sains and bought some sausage rolls, mainly went to withdraw some money for my sister.
I like how it was just a little windy, so the rain would curve before it hit the ground and bounce. Looks great.
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>>38957348
Not really, it's one of many contributing factors though. We're just too different.
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>>38957221
Thanks! I like him too. Do you have a kot lad?

>>38957279
From what I know most of them are lefties.

Junlad was a really nice lad though. He used to make an effort to speak to me even though I was not very good at it. I think he was genuinely concerned about me too.
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>>38957397
Yeah but he's a right bugger to get a photo of.
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I often wander how clever I actually am. I'd say I'm average but it's the kind of thing you can never actually know the answer to.
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>>38957488
i reckon most people are below average
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>>38957506
>i reckon most people are below average

That has to be some sort of paradox.
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>>38954911
what the fuck is faux existentialism?
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>>38957013
Panda/Kuma are easy to learn hard to fight. Low ranks don't know how to handle his stances and you can combo from wake up
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>>38957521
I thought that, but it really depends how the average is calculated
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>>38957521
>paradox
No he's just an idiot lol. By definition most people are average
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>>38957387
How come you got married to the person you lost your virginity to but you've slept with more than 50 people? Are you swingers?
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>>38957547
what? I think you're mistaking my posts with someone else
I've only ever slept with one person: her
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>>38957535
some guys with supermassive or superlow iqs could throw the average out for everyone else
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LADS LADS LADS...ive got a great idea from another thread ive just seen....what about one of us makes a /britfeel/ family on the sims? a house full of /britfeel/ regulars just spacking out... whos up for it? who would we have in the house?
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>>38957556
Depend's what average you are doing as the other guy said. If you're using the mean then thats the case but if you use the median then there would be exactly half on each side making it an equal number of below and above.
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>>38957573
Yes do this lad. This actually sounds interesting.
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>>38957523
do i look like a dictionary lad? google it for yourself
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>>38957555
Listen mate I'm not judging your lifestyle, if you want to swing that's up to you
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>>38957573
We could even make the house look like feel street
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>>38957594
No I mean I've never done that. I've found the post where the guy says he slept with over 50 people, this one>>38957122
and that's not my post
my post is this one>>38956877
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Getting really sick of this constant fucking rain tbqh lads
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>>38957573
sounds solid, we have quite the selection of characters

>sexual assaulting paki
>closet homosexual ebin
>bulimic tranny tilde
>serial killer doctor
>sex master kev
>wojak and pepe
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>>38957573
i would be up for helping you out, offering advice, supporting you etc.

sounds like a good idea.
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If I get paid 13 grand a year does that give me the entitlement to any sort of bennies? It's apprentice pay
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>>38957630
>forgetting mummy may
disappointing lad
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>>38957583
>>38957602
>>38957630
>>38957639
Ill be honest lads, i dont actually have a copy of the sims, i was just seeing who would be interested and maybe pushing someone else into making /britfeel/ family
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>>38957620
Ah sorry mate I got confused and thought you were trying to backtrack about it when swinging was mentioned
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>>38957649
Ys, you'd get about 4 pound/week
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>>38957630
Forgetting Ebin's mouldy walls and disgusting attitude to cleanliness
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>>38957630
should put hard knock in it too

wojack and pepe are more 4chan memes and not original to britfeel
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>>38957649
Only thing I can think of is discounted council tax
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>>38957661
i have the sims 3 on console, not ideal but its an option
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>>38957661
pirate it you mong
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just took a selfie, made me feel pretty sexy lads haha
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>>38954759
all of a suden i feel like playing mapplesorry. it reminds me of singapore
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Just about to wank to some Anri Okita lads. Thoughts?
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>mummy offered me another takeaway
>say no thanks
>sounds like she's going to cry when she says okay

Really hate myself lads
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Lads,
people IRL don't like me
and people online don't like me.

How do you fix yourself?
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>>38957812
yeah: JAV sucks fucking ass how could any of it possibly turn you on?
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>>38957812
I like the random girl just sat on her phone in the back. Sets for stuff like this must be so weird.
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>>38957840

So say yes and don't eat it.
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>>38957812
Not a big fan of asians my lad.
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>>38957845
what's wrong with you? at least, as far as you can tell
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>>38957840
Just bloody tell her you want to gain weight in a healthy way lad.
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>>38957859
She definately part Asian. Look at her eyes lad.
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>>38957854
I don't have the self control for that lad
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>>38957859
who dat?


originalelelele
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>>38957874
Yeah but she's not full asian
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>>38957853
The random girl in the back is her sister in the scene, and Anri fucks her bf

>>38957849
It's not perfect by any means but it beats the western shit

>>38957859
That's fair, to each their own
not a fan of eurotrash either
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>>38957866
IRL I'd say I'm too silent which may put people off appearently I also look sad/pissed off quite often.
But I have no idea why it's also happening online since I'm far more talkative there.
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>>38957874
She's part Maori. Which is Polynesian, not Asian.
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>>38957889
The best part about posting 3D girls is that it removes both the disgusting tranny lovers and the weebs.
Nice girl, name?
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>>38957890
maybe you're just a cunt?
orginal
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>>38957877

Chop suey is probably not the worst thing in the world lad or a chicken & steamed veggies dish if they have one.
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>>38957927

Frequently the case with your hard core mollusc.
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>>38957927
That's a possiblity.
Wouldn't know how to fix it tho.
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>>38957630
Forgetting Cilla...
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>>38957889
>but it beats the western shit
it really doesn't, western porn is way better in general
sorry but a boy-bodied girl squinting and going "EEEEEEEE, EEEEEE, AAAAAAA EYYIAAAAHHHH" as some ugly dude with a three inch dick flicks her nipples before shoving his pixelated genitals into her pixelated genitals isn't hot

sure anri okata might have a decent body but fuck JAV that's for sure
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>>38957908
Don't know name unfortunately but it was only softcore stuff. Who's yours lad?

And I agree, I'm sick of these weebs and trannies hiding behind their 'cute' avatars
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>>38957955
Miss Alice 18, she has other names like miss alice 94. I found a subreddit for her which holds all her pics and vids, which you usually have to pay for since she's a cam whore.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MissAlice_18/comments/3objpe/missalice_94_photo_galleries/
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>>38957953
>boy-bodied
In what sense? Japs have the best fake tits, just the right amount of jiggle without being landwhales like the western 'thicc' pornstars. The squealing does put me off I have to admit but they don't all do it
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>>38957976
Oh shit I thought she looked familiar. Are her tits real?
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>>38957362
Sounds super comfy haha, I got some fruit and some bits from the co-op, sandwich meal etc
Sets me up nicely ~ 700 cals
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>>38957994
Yeah they're real, just super perky. Helps that she works out.
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>>38957994
fucking hell. imagine sucking on them boobs.
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that t-shirt fits
fucking should do, lost 3 stone since I bought it
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>>38957840
Tell mummy to start cooking proper meals.
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>>38958053
>Tell mummy

Family dynamics, you're doing them wrong.
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You around Shippy? I'm thinking of selling some Rubik's cubes on Amazon, would be good to hear what you look for when you buy a cube.
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>something in the post coming between today and friday
>isnt here yet

disappointed desu, hopefully it comes tomorrow
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>>38957871
I don't want to myself in that position because she will have expectations of me and I'll disappoint her

>>38957929
I think that will be one of my next goals lad. To eat a "healthy" takeaway without purging

>>38958053
Mummy is ill and hasn't cooked for years. It used to be me that cooked but it made my binging worse so I try to avoid it
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mum cant handle the banter lads
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i took a shit in my brother shoes last night and the cat got the blame hahahaha
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>>38958171
But maybe then those expectations will help you stick to the goal more lass.
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anyone else got acid reflux? feels like I cannae breathe.
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>>38958172
What did you say to the old cunt?
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>>38957994
>Are her tits real?
No.
>>38958006
>Yeah they're real
There're not. Sorry, bud.
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>>38958171
mums..... do we need 'em?
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>>38958274
she just takes everything i say too seriously
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>>38958301
yeah but what did you say though
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>>38958289
Li'ul munky fella.
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>>38957994
>Oh shit I thought she looked familiar. Are her tits real?
nah she got them magic injections years back on her boobies and butt. Surgeon should be thanked.
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>>38958289
turns out... little prostitute
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Just got emailed and asked if I wanted to sort out the passport deal tomorrow lads super nervous haha
I haven't actually printed off the form yet so I might go to a library or something to do it
>mfw
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>>38958320
is this confirmed?
did she admit on stream?
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>>38958328
lil gay fellas OUT
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the worst are the 18 year olds that complain about being alone and wanting to die. they can fuck off. they dont know what loneliness is until they are 30.
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>>38958384

You can be lonely and suicidal at any age.
Comparing scars is kinda tiresome TBQH.
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>Karl Pilkington: Apparently... right... there's this channel on the internet.
>Ricky Gervais: I think you misunderstood something.
>Karl Pilkington: No, really, it's, there's a channel 4 on the internet. They have kids, and television, and animals.
>Ricky Gervais: Is this a monkey news? Should we play the-- play the intro, do it.

>Ooooh, Chimpanzee That! He's written it down!

>Karl Pilkington: Alright? They show this bloke, from the Batman films, and he's knockin' about on a plane... and they say he's a big guy. I think he sounds like... he sounds like the guy who played James Bond.
>Stephen Merchant: Of course.
>Karl Pilkington: Now I wouldn't say he's a big guy, I'm probably... I would say I'm probably the same size as him.
>Ricky Gervais: Do you have any idea what he's talking about?
>Stephen Merchant: I've no idea what he's on about. A plane in the Batman film? Do you mean the third one, with Tom Hardy?
>Karl Pilkington: Yeah, he's got a mask on, and he's--
>Ricky Gervais: Karl, what the fuck are you on about, there's a channel on the internet that shows Tom Hardy on the plane in Batman over and over?
>Stephen Merchant: That's a good movie.
>Ricky Gervais: I thought it was shit.
>Karl Pilkington: They say he's a big guy. And then it's, for you.
>Stephen Merchant: What?
>Karl Pilkington: For... for you.
>Ricky Gervais: Don't talk shit, Karl. I swear to god that was the most useless waste of time we've ever had on this show.
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>>38958384
The worst are lads who don't take into consideration that people will feel what they do at any age and it's important to support and reason with those individuals to help them better themselves and overcome barriers
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nearly got caught by my mum with my cock out managed to get it under my longish shirt in time I think
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>>38958407
most of them are just edgy kids looking for attention though. being a virgin at 18 is hardly something to be suicidal about.
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>>38958384
The worst are the lads who think they're better than others because they have shittier lives.
At least he younguns can be fixed, there's no hope for you, may as well commit.
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>>38958424
misread that as "Skirt" at first
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>>38958411
Fucking loath Ricky Gervais but that was a mild kek, thanks lad
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>>38958411
forgot the part where steve agrees that its shit after ricky says he thinks it is, otherwise kek'd
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>>38958407
>>38958415

You lads just restored my faith in people who browse this thread a bit.

I've felt isolated and lonely since I was 14. I'm 25 now. This is despite having gone through periods of relative popularity, girlfriend, lots of friends to being pretty much actually alone now.

It doesn't really matter on your specific circumstances. We shouldn't devalue somebodies subjective experience of their life just because they are different to us, or we perceive them as less worthy of the pain. We should be striving to help one another.
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>>38958429

It's getting there. If you're 18 and still haven't dipped your wick (or at least had the opportunity) you're parents have almost certainly had the "where did we go wrong with anon?" talk.
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>>38958451
>I've felt isolated and lonely since I was 14. I'm 25 now. This is despite having gone through periods of relative popularity, girlfriend, lots of friends to being pretty much actually alone now.

this has to be bait
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>>38958433

That's just plain funny.... Mollusc like even.
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>>38958429
Undoubtedly theres kids who just want attention, some of them don't even know it which is even more fucked up honestly but it doesn't change how people feel and putting them down for what seems like no big deal to you won't help honestly.
We all have our issues and it's important we support eachother through it, that doesn't mean just pandering to people either it means helping them see through whats going on
Thats my take on it anyway
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>>38958433
i am going to in a couple of months
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>>38958424
This is how all my favourote on literotica starts

She's constantly thinking of your penis right now, and is planning the next opportunity to catch you "accidentally"
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bastards from my old weekend shift working over. as soon as i saw them they started taking the piss, banging on constant questions about my dog i had to get rid of. told 2 of them to fuck off. then another came up started talking about his dog for 10 min then says,oh sorry pal forgot you had to get rid of yours. then walks off laughing. fucking cunts
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>>38958451
We all have problems lad, I'm sure you can power through it
I find that introspection also helps alot, you can try and spot where you went wrong with something and better yourself. Keep on it lad and don't get dragged down goodluck to ya'
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>>38958411
Masterpiece lad. This is the golden age of karlposting
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>>38958468
she has come into my room and caught me naked at the PC. in that instance there was nothing I could do but roll with it and we just finished the conversation normally
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>>38958495
Like I said, she does it on purpose

Now make her your slave-mommy
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>>38958464
no. its just the depression meme going too far. they are just a bit down because their mate is getting pussy and not them. its cool for kids to have mental problems now a days
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>>38958505
I mean it's an interesting concept but I don't know how to make that work
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>>38958495
so you sat there and had a conversation with your mum while naked? bit weird init
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>>38958451
>we should be striving to help one another

Agreed desu. We should be respectful of each other's circumstances
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>>38958516
I was only joking...

Good lord, lad. Have you been drinking the "hug your imouto" pill?
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>>38958460
Why is that bait?

There is something wrong with me. There always has been. I have never been able to shake the beast of depression that has dogged my life.

I could have millions, a large mansion on an exotic island, a beautiful wife and kids, tonnes of friends and I'd still feel depressed and lonely.

Look at all the celebrities who supposedly have it all who've topped themselves.

Stop being so narrow minded.

>>38958488
I appreciate that anon. In honesty I don't think I'll ever beat it. I'm destined to have a different perception of reality than others. I suspect I'll kill myself when my parents die. If not then I'm just sort of sitting around waiting for natural death to take me.
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What is everyone's favourite NEETSnak? I like the 1 squid Sainsbury's own Skips or butterfinger chocolate bars.
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>>38958456
not really. its quite normal for a lad to still be a virgin at 18 now a days.
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>>38958538
Space Raiders mate. Classic NEETSnak.
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>>38958538

Asda's reduced baked goods. I got four custard Danish things for 50p last night.
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>>38958549
Very nice lad, got a particular flavour you like?
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>>38958536
>There is something wrong with me.

yes, you need Jesus.
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lads there's a slug outside with a hole in it. whats that about
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>>38958548
This. Most of my mates lost their virginity between 18-20. Chavs lose it between 14-16, handsome lads lose it between 16-18, and average lads lose it at 18, 19 or 20, depending on their looks and social skills.
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>>38958518
well yeah, I was in too deep at that point and she just carried on what she was saying, nothing said about it at all.
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>>38958538
These are super nice but like 1.30 a pack which is a bit much desu
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>>38958511
Well you're entitled to that opinion but I've seen myself go through shit and others, it's not always the case and as I said some do just want attention and to feel wanted, that's an issue in its own right.
There's plenty who are going through shit though and it isn't just "Boo hoo I'm not getting it on" that would be a gross oversimplification.
People of all ages have their issues and each is to their own but it doesn't change the actual fact that those people in one form or another do need help.
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>>38958538
99p cofresh lemon and coriander grills. Or 99p cofresh bombay mix. I normally buy from sainsbury because they have a lot of self service tills at my one.
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>>38958581
most of the lads i spoke to in uni lost their virginity at around 19. a lot lads started uni as virgins.
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>>38958572
They are all good but it has to be Pickled Onion.

Usually if I was going to the shop late at night for a NEETSnak then I'd get one packet of Pickled Onion, one of BBQ, and one of Beef for variety.

Another great NEETSnak is the 99p big bags of Doritos Chilli Heatwave. To drink, I'd normally go for pic related as it's a bit cheaper than a normal can of coke. The difference is enough to get another packet of Space Raiders so it's an easy decision.
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>>38958538
you wanna get to morris at the right time lad
they cut 50% at 8pm and 90% at 9pm
>insider secrets
take this to your grave
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>tfw you almost made a post pretending to be ebin for (You)s but you remembered it would lead to him putting his trip back on and ruining the thread

close one there lads
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>>38958688
he'll surface for the start of the next thread. I've got money on it.
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>>38958538
Sainsburys cheap tortilla chips with a bit of cheese melted on top. If i can't be bothered i'll just munch on digestives
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Lads what's the most mental thing you've done for a (You)?

I used to kill animals on /b/ when I was a teenager.
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>>38958688
I think hes buggered off tbqh
he said he would last night and honestly the thread has been mostly comfy without em
If hes anonposting posting he is not really causing all that much trouble so its great
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>>38958703
his posts are too edgy so it derails the thread into everyone discussing how shit trips are
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>>38958538
Pack of those cocktail sausages
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>>38958662
there ain't no morris where I live, know any other places that do this?
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>>38958739
all the big chains
don't know what times but it'd be around 6-8pm

you want to get there on the hour or else all the good stuff is gone
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>>38958727
he posted with his trip on last thread. he still here. he is either lurking or posting anonymously. he could be anyone of us. he could me or you.
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>>38954759
Operation Sanctuary: Newcastle child sex network convicted

Culturally enriching
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>>38958713
Milk Cat 149
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>>38958662
>oatcakes
GOOD LAD
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>>38958713
make up stupid stories and bait someone.

i have made a few threads on /adv/ that got me hundreds of (you)s. they are easy bait.
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>>38958756
He's not online. Believe he was going to pick his bike up

>>38958662
>19p for those chocolate tarts

Jealous. What other reduced stuff have you got for dirt cheap anon?
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>>38958688
If only you weren't a drama loving twat you wouldn't have to deal with these urges lad
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>>38958761
>The white guy with a skrillex haircut

How did he link up with all the pakis and get into their rape gang?
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>>38958756
Last post in the last thread was half two in the morning familio
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>>38958538
asda flapjacks lad
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>>38958813
that's a girl kek
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>>38958828
>White woman siding with invaders
Checks out
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>>38958548

No. No it's not.

And don't bother bullshitting yourself about it either.
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>>38958813
That's a female, believe it or not. She was a junky given free drugs to lure girls to be culturally enriched by the Pakis
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>>38958861
That's a shame, I was hoping it would be a funnier story. Like a heartwarming "fish-out-of-water" type tale.
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>>38958861
She's the worst of the lot then. A traitor
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>>38958778
They're always reducing oat cakes down to 9p and nobody buys them
fools, they're lush

>>38958810
a few cakes, a WWE ring one and this spiderman one
yesterday I saw a bakewell tart for 25p

trying not to check so often coz I'm watching my figure
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>>38958860
yes. yes it is.

why dont you think it is?
>>
Tempted to buy a 3ds, worth it or not?
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>go on /toy/
>all the where to buy websites are yank site

this is why i come on britfeel.
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>>38958580
alright fess up lads. which one of you got desperate?
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>>38958919
what were you looking to buy lad?
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>>38958890
Course they are. best breakfast meal in the whole country. Toast is for faggots.
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>>38958905
wait for the 2dsxl
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>>38958905
I always get the portables just for Pokemon/Fire emblem desu. Nintendo better not cuck me out of a poke game by putting it on the switch.
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>>38958890
Reckon I could get this type of stuff if I go to sainsbury's at 7pm? They close at 8pm I think. Where do I go to buy the super cheap stuff? Is there a particular aisle where they put the cheap stuff or is the cheap stuff in it's regular place?
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>>38958935
nothing in particular lad, i was just browsing. only figures i really buy are figuarts and i have only bought 2 of them.
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>>38958952
Yeah I want something with actual vidya on it, I have a vita but after finishing persona 4 golden I can't really be arsed with it.
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>>38958953
there's usually one in the bakery, the produce section, the chilled section and the frozen section
big supermarkets are your best bet, not the small highstreet ones
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>>38958861
Pigeon cunt will still defend diversity.
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>>38954759
Just got in from work took 40 fucking minutes and now I'm laying under my duvet in the dark playing Oblivion while the rain patters outside

Maximum comfy has been achieved
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>>38958972

As will I. Nothing will change that.
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Bow before me mere mortals, for I have generated the Gondola tripcode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyjCq_iB5yE
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>>38958994
Teach me anon
I require this knowledge
>>
I have to fucking pack in smoking, i have an e-cig but it just isnt the same, just couldnt get used to it, any lads whove packed in here fancy giving me some advice or tips? 15 marlboros a day roughly if that makes any difference
>>
im quite looking forward to dying
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>>38958972
Diversity is good for women because if she gets impregnated with foreign genes then her children will have greater resistance to disease.

It's bad for men because it means there's less opportunity for us to pass on our genes.

It's common sense. Simple common sense.
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lads, these paki fucks neighbors left their fucking home alarm for 4 hours and completely ruined my sleep and day. I'm not gonna fucking stand for this shit.

Is it easier to just get spraypaint and shit all over it as opposed to keying? I don't think they'll have a car alarm but just want to make sure.

Is there a non-pain alternative that fucks up their car just as bad and takes literally 5 seconds? I'll do it 3am the next day when it's dead quiet outside. fuck them I might not be able to do shit in front of people but i sure as fuck can do it while nobody's looking.
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Ok lads I'm going to go to sainsbury's at 7, and look for some good cheap gear. I'll tell you what I get lads.
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>>38959031
Sugar in the petrol tank

RIP their engine
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>>38959014
smoke a pipe it's cheper in the long run
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>>38959031
Call the police on their house. Their alarm is pissing everyone off, and the alarm is made for people to phone in to the police. Breaking shit and causing damage is a bad idea anon.
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>>38959032
Better make sure it really shuts at 8 and not 10 or 11 otherwise you won't get anything.
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>>38959030

It's good for humans, generally.
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>>38959031
get some brake fluid my m8, pour that all over their car and theyll never get it off (if you get any on your hands wash it off ASAP)
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>>38959031
Just saw that they are paki's
Anon I think you should at least key their car, but that wouldn't be enough. Consider taking a shit on the bonnet.
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>>38959055
I googled it and it says it shuts at 8, is 7 too early?
>>
some indian guy in america didnt have the grades to get into medical school, so he pretended he was black and got accepted because of affirmative action, kek
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>>38959014
quite smoking about 2 months ago after cutting down. you might want to limit yourself, recognise what causes you to want to smoke (apart from addiction.) thing like stress, anxiety, after eating, alcohol. find alternative methods for dealing with those things. also dont forget that to smoke you have to spend (waste) money on buying them. thats what helped me anyway lad, all the best.
>>
>>38959030
Hybrid vigor only applies to inbred Arabs.
>>
>Ebin has more Steam friends than you
>Ebin has more friends than you
I am officially less desirable than a mouldy, closeted, miserable cunt.
>>
>>38959077
Nah 7 is about right but if you don't see stuff then hang around until half past 7.
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>>38959097
yeah but ebin is literally a nomrie, so dont worry about it
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>>38959105

Most here are.
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>>38959051
>le police

are you that detached from reality pal? they are useless as shit. they literally just said "wait it out"
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>Get text at 8am saying my package will arrive today and that I'll get another text when it's almost here
>Package still hasn't arrived
;_;
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>>38959030
Nice try, Shlomo

originaru
>>
im so bored
orig-bla-bla-bla
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>>38959115
Like the NHS, police service is a post code lottery lad. Deflate their tyres perhaps? Rub shit under the door handles?
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>>38959105
Yeah but he's still a massive cunt to everyone yet he still has more friends.
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>>38959105
t. "depressed" sixth form student
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New thread: couldn't think of a good edition as I've just came in

>>38959125

>>38959125

>>38959125

>>38959125

>>38959125
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>>38959137
Think I'm the only one he speaks to lad. So I wouldn't worry about it
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>>38959136
It's /pol/scum, it'll piss its pants and little elese.
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>>38959136
>post code lottery
Wish I could find out how good my NHS and/or police are. Anyone know if I can do this?
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>>38958990

>Just got back from work myself
>As I pull up, someone is waiting for me outside my house
>Hey anon, wanna hang out of something?
>Err.. I'm a bit busy actually
>Go inside
>Phone battery has been dead for hours
>Plug it in and turn it on
>about 6 texts from him
>"Hey anon what you up to"
>"Wanna hang out or something"
>"Guess you must be at work"
>"I'll pop round in a bit"
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>>38959161
Still more than me la.
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>>38959137
thats what normies do lad
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>>38959170
Go to your NHS and if it looks third world, you lost. If it looks second world, you've won.
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>>38959179
You can add me if you like lad! I don't want you feeling lonely
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>>38959240
>I don't want you feeling lonely
You would if you spoke to me. Theres a reason I'm isolated.
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>>38959264
Nothing surprises me after speaking to ebin haha. But add me if you ever feel you want to talk
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>>38959310
I'll consider it mate. Thanks.
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>>38954832
Can you drop the source image for this please lad

>>38954955
Devilish/10 lad you should definitely do this.

>>38955124
Go for a small one lad they don't have to block piracy sites.

>>38955869
posted, over the hump just two more days

>>38958994
Outstanding, did you do it on a GPU?
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>>38959810
oops I posted in the old thread like an idiot
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