>In highschool orbited "Goth Stacey"
>She always told me that she wanted nothing to do with me
>Her mom loved me and thought I was funny/sweet
>Always told her daughter that she should date a guy like me
>She wanted "bad boys" (read: drug addicts) instead
>When Goth Stacey went to college, I continued to hang out at her mom's place on occasion
>Her Mom would always drink wine and watch movies with me
>One night I groped her mom and felt her ass
>She told me to stop
>I pulled out my dick and jerked it
>Asked her to suck it and she said no
>Still jerked it in front of her
>Told her to pull out her tits and she said no, but she kept watching intently
>Blew a big load on her couch
>Still remember her surprised and excited expression to this day
>The next time I came over, her Mom told me I shouldn't come around anymore
>Called Goth Stacey up and cranked one out while talking to her on the phone
>Eventually she stops answering my calls, one day leaving a message saying that "She knows I fucked her Mom." (Even thought that's not exactly what happened.)
I have other stories, but I don't know if I'll be able to share them. (If I'll have time, right at the moment, or if I even want to.)
no one cares, norrmo
>>38952113
gibe more this is good
Nobody cares about your goth bullshit fuckhead
Man why the fuck does it take one autist to take the shitposting in a different direction, next day we see 4 identical shitposts.
Feelsmadman.
No more BBC, no more fembots, no more traps?
that's a cringey story op.
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>>38952113
>>Eventually she stops answering my calls, one day leaving a message saying that "She knows I fucked her Mom." (Even thought that's not exactly what happened.)
What the fuck is this line supposed to mean
>stacy rejects OP for not being trash enough
>joke's on stacy, he was trash enough
what kind of degenerate...do you think this story is a victory?
>>38952136
>Sat next to these two girls in school one was fat, but had a cute face, the other was a complete "butterface"
>1. Had giant tits and a cute face, but was really fat and awkward
>Had long brown hair and always wore a ton of makeup with "raccoon eyes"
>2. had a nice petite body with big boobies
>She was blonde and dressed nice, and had nice hair, but she had a long, acne face with a huge forehead
>We had this project where we were supposed to make a diorama about a moment in history
>We all went to another kids house to work on the project
>While there, the kid whose house it was mentions that he has hot cocoa
>He asks if we want some, then tells me to come with him
>In the kitchen, he explains that he wants to jizz in the cocoa and get them to drink it
>Don't know why, but I agreed.
>We make some, I go in the bathroom and stir in my jizz
>They both drink it. I can't remember who drank whose
>Fatty asks for more
>Never bring it up again with dude. Not even in private. We were never friends before that but remained close friends through highschool after.