>Dad catches lizard in the living room
>Decides to release it back outside
>Afterward I look at my dad and say
>"At least it wasn't an insect."
>I said that because I hate all manner of insects
>Dad says
>"Well they're kind of the same thing."
>I look at him and say
>"Dad. Lizards are reptiles."
>Dad just says whatever and walks off
Holy shit
at least your dad fucked a girl
>>38947662
Your dad sounds like he has the tism. Apple don't fall far from the tree anon, so you better get yourself checked
>>38947662
He means that they're both pests and they get everywhere, anon, you fucking mong.
>>38947682
Touche'
>>38947693
Actually my dad isn't really stupid, I just think he had a stupid moment. We all have them, like you've never said something retarded.
>>38947694
>implying
>>38947694
this
>"unaware of social conventions"
you fuckers are all textbook autists.... at least be original for fucks sake.