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>at a bar
>enjoying my drink
>door opens
>I look at it instinctively
>It's a woman with a big ass
>almost yelp with joy
>she walks over to the bar and sits on the stool near me
>her ass is deep in her jeans
>can't stop staring
>she drops her phone
>she bends over
>needtoscream intensifies
>she gets back into the upright position
>can't control my voice anymore
>start dooing Baby Got Back
>Woman taps my shoulder
>"would you kindly shut the fuck up"
>I shout "I like big butts and I cannot lie!"
>she leaves, and I get to watch her walk away
>I'm left ashamed and erect
>mfw
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Dude this isn't /b/ underagers lile you already infest there.
Please just stay there man
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>>38943135
(says the reddit poster)
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>>38943222
I'll take an 18 yo reddit kid over a fucking 14 year old any day of my life
underageb&
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>>38942787
Haha sir your are autisted
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>>38943305
>b&
bampersand?
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Is it a venom thread?
I just need a venom thread.
The kind of thread where a handful of little fucks make insignificant posts, then I come in and intellectually dominate the table.
The kind of thread where your futile attempts to demean me only serve to heighten my sexual excitement by providing me with (You)'s.
I am not the only one.
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