"...and up next is Anon who is going to read us a poem he

>>38941282
I could do this kind of thing, is there any money in it?

squeeee
squeeee
bumble bee
reeeeee
reeeee
re----------------------------
give to me
a qt 3.3
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>38941282
nigger nigger nigger
I'm 100% nigger
nigger nigger nigger nigger
I'm 200% nigger
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
Why da police hate niggers?
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
they hate us cuz our dicks is bigger

>>38941282
>walk on stage, pull down my pants and briefs and put the mic to my asshole
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPIPOPOPPOPOP!
*teehee sorry crowd*
BBBBBRRRRRAAAAPPPPPPPPPP!!

I am less than human.
I am a dog.
I don't want fame any more.
I don't want money any more.
I want to feel needed.
Call me a good boy.
Please.

>>38941463
If this was an open mike night at a liberal arts college you could totally get away with something like that.

>feels like my heart will beat out of my body
>start sweating
>it gets hard to breath
>going towards the scene
>whole body shaking
>get aware of every movement of mine
>*ok just act cooool*
>feels like im going to pass out
>h-hello evriboody
>shaky voice
>takes DEEP breath
>COUGHS
>h-here is my
>DEEP BREATH
>p-poem
>*fuck my body language is stiff and robotic, i need to to something*
>GRABS THE MIC FURIOUSLY
>notice that everyone in the public is cringing
>give out a shaky smile
>eeh
>laugh nervously
>looks around
>BREATHE
>notice that i get red in face
>i-m sorry i forgot my poem
>walks away
>only face the ground

this was the worst moment of my life and im actually in tears right now because of the cringe

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ROSE ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
BY ALLAH BEHAVE
OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY SHOE

>>38941870
No no no please tell me that didn't actually happen

>>38941282
The brap
It has destroyed my ass
Brap
BRAP
The gas is out

>>38941966
no i wish it wasnt true, it has been haunting me ever since and i want to die every time i think about this

my swedish teacher was a crazy energetic bitch who tricked me into participate in this school competition and now i will forever regret it