What do YOU have to do to obtain a quality gf? For me its >jelq

>>38940966
>lift more
>Get fit enough to join the fulfill my dream to join the Military

Shit is harder than it seems, especially when you're too poor to afford a gym membership.

>>38940966
>lift
>wear contacts
>dress better
>expand my social circle

I feel pretty close.

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>lose another 25lbs
>shave my head
>grow a personality that isn't based on greentext and anime tiddies
>stop being homeless
>drive something that isn't a semi

>>38941027
Are you that guy that just camps out when he's not trucking? I'm a lurker, but you've been on here awhile

>>38940966

> move out of my mom's house

>>38941019

Im in the same boat as you, although i dont want to go to gym because im a skeleton and people would laugh at me

>>38941090
Get yourself some cheap dumbbells online and ride your bike more to prepare for the gym, when you feel ready, you can join a gym and train even better.

>>38940966
>ask her out eventually

I'm so close I know she loves me. ill find some way to Fuck it up, promise

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>>38941132
If you know for a fact just fucking do it my god. The way you'll fuck it up is by not asking her out.

>>38941056
Sometimes, but you might be thinking of vandweller.

>>38941090
Nobody laughs at the skellies. Everyone laughs at the fat guy with imaginary lat syndrome that screams through every rep of a 25x2 set.

If I couldn't get a girlfriend when I was fit and had my own apartment and friends then I certainly won't get one now that I'm living in my grandma's basement 30 pounds heavier and friendless. I've never been able to meet women even doing the "join clubs and get hobbies" meme and the few I did meet had no interest.

>>38941284
>ONE way you'll fuck it up is by not asking her out.
FTFY

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>>38940966
I have a 6/10 gf in looks 9/10 nazi traditional gf.
>jelq
Doesnt matter
>lift weights
probably matters I'm natty limit
>get a job
she pays for 90% of everything
>move out
Yea but she pays
>make at least 2 friends
ive got a lot of NS friends and am active in multiple groups
>wear lifts in shoes
im 6 feet naturally
>get rid of gyno
i dont consume xenoestrogens
>snip tight frenulum
wat
>become extroverted
nope
>find interesting hobby
survivalism, NS, paganism

>>38941494
I didn't say that list was what you needed to do, I said it's what I needed to do you illiterate downie. Fuck off to your fake gf, autist.

>>38941566
oh sorry dude

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>>38941494
>nazi traditional gf
>she pays for 90% of everything

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>>38941655
:^) yea she works still, but there aint much jobs for my degree around here

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>>38940966
>lose weight
>gain muscle
>move out
>start to drink
>start to listen to normalfag music
>go to parties
>talk to normalfags
>find a normalfag hobby
>buy normalfag clothes and shoes
>stop being picky with food
>get a job and become a wagecuck
>become a leftist
>support feminism
>shave my caveman back and neck hair
>stop browsing 4chan or anything related to anime or vidya
>browse reddit
>laugh at stupid drumpf and basically enjoy leftist humor/media

A total conversion would have to happen. This is not even a quality girlfriend, this is just the general female's possible wishlist of things that I need to check off before getting to enter their hole. I'll just wait until I move out one day and then wait for the inevitable robot-waifu. Pretty sad that this is what it has all come to, men withdrawing from society and creating machines to satisfy their needs/fantasies because females won't do it even though it's their sole purpose in life to serve man.

>>38940966
Tried all of that and got nothing out of it, these days I'm happy with a waifu and no longer bother with 3D.

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>get a proper career
>get my own place
>have a social circle
>get an extra couple of inches of penile length
>get orbital rim implants
>get canthoplasty
>buy better clothes

Lot of money and work for something thats going to inevitably be a disappointment
Might as well just stay a virgin forever

I had one relationship and it pilled me hard on female nature, so I'm not looking for a gf right now. I just want to get laid now. Next semester I am gonna try to be more social and also start lifting again. The main obstacle between me and women has always been that they don't know I exist and also I have no game because I'm an antisocial motherfucker. So the main thing I think is I just need to start hanging out with normies more.

>>38940966
Fix my skin to not feel insecure.

Although girls write to me on tinder, and they are not repulsed when they meet me. So I guess nothing :^)

>>38941746
>with a waifu and no longer bother with 3D

holy shit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIgfiSzCy1o

>>38940966
the fact that you think you need to do that to get a gf is why you dont have one

>>38941914
Well jus beeing myself sure didn't do the trick. You normies will ALWAYS say "hurr durr you're doing it wrong" no matter what.

Well I'm in uni so all I need to do is:

>get better social skills
>go out more
>become more attractive
>become white

>>38941019
military is horrible, don't ever do it

t. fresh out of cuckscription

>>38940966
I want to agree with the general gist of your message OP
But its also too convenient and I hate feeling like I'm just accepting some excuse as to why i am shit
So on a more positive note
>jeqing
forget what that is but nobody cares, i'd imagine
>lift weights
sure. it'd be nice for me to not to be a skinny fuck - at least look closer to 'healthy' weight
>get a job
>move out
these are hard esp for depressed/semidepressed neets like myself.. i'm a wizard too so basically ascending everest for me
>2 friends
online count? i hvae one irl
>lifts in shoes
nobody worth your time gives a fuck about height that much
>get rid of gyno
wat
>snip tight frenulum
this is either stupid or a 4chan meme. stop taking 4chan too seriously
>become extroverted
introverted here - just practice enough til you can fake it in short spurts. i still don't like people.. but (online at lest) i can 'be' extraverted while i tlak and get to know someone
>find interesting hobby
learn the above and you can spin your hobbies into interesting tales and/or just keep the attention on them

tl;dr you can compromise on a lot of the shit and still get 80% of the effect

>>38942466
jelquing is exercise for penile growth

>>38940966
>get a haircut
>start going to some public uni course

>>38943001
ah so basically homeopathy

>>38940966
>jelq

S C A M
C _ _ A
A _ _ C
M A C S

>>38943149
Don't fall for the uni meme anon

>>38943269
It's the only thing you can do without any job qualifications

>>38940966
>actually talk to girls

>>38940966
>jelq
Yeah, girls love impotent dicks more than dicks that are slightly smaller than average or just plain average. You're gonna destroy your dick. Learn how to use what you have properly and you'll have no problem.

>lift weights
This, girls love buff arms. It also helps to do sit ups and crunches and push ups and all that.

>get a job
Haha that's step one

>move out
k

>make at least 2 friends
Don't make friends if you don't want to. Just socialize and you'll find your niche.

>wear lifts in shoes
??? Is this to make yourself look taller? Why?

>get rid of gyno
No idea what this is

>snip tight frenulum
No idea what this is

>become extroverted
Nah, plenty of introverts find their true love. Usually they're introverts as well.

>find interesting hobby
You should do this no matter what.

For me, it's simple
>keep excercising to get gud body
>continue fraternizing with people around my age
>stop jerking off again
>lose anxiety
>keep believing in our Lord

Truly religious gfs are the best gfs, and they're hard to get unless you yourself are truly religious.

Pretty straightforward.

>>38943269
I mean anon I went to every class before dropping uni and I was still friendless

>>38943473
Tripfagging is a mortal sin. Kys

>>38943473
>Don't make friends if you don't want to. Just socialize and you'll find your niche.
How do you socialize and find your niche without making any friends?

>>38943869
By making enemies.