>dad is helping a friend do AI with his chickens >after

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>>38939733
Please let this not be pasta.

>>38939798
It's not. Might do it again if given the chance, it tasted more savory than my own, but similar consistency.

>drinking a cock's semen
almonds

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>>38939733
>after collecting seamen from a rooster,
they must have been pretty tiny seamen.

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>>38939733
you what nigger

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>>38939733
>>get curious, grab the cup to get a closer look
>>no surprise, it looks just like him
what did he mean by this???

>>38939733
you're a fucking asshole for ruining the sample. I had to do this in my country when my dad used to raise fighting roosters. Do you know how humiliating it's to have to jerk off a rooster? And to go through that just for your sick fuck son drinks the cum!? FUCK YOU

this alone supersedes the disgusting act of actually drinking the cum, you sick motherfucker.

>>38940110
>humiliating

It's actually pretty fun to be perfectly honest.

>>38940103
I'm phoneposting, so cum autocorrected to him. Still not home yet.

>>38940110
It's especially fun if it's a friendly rooster that doesn't mind.

>>38940110
>raising roosters for fighting

I think you're the sick fuck here, pedro.

>>38940211
>It's actually pretty fun
Not surprised since you're a sick fucker. Birds are fucking disgusting creatures.

>>38940232
Hey, fuck you man. I doubt you've even done it, you fucking liar.

>>38940250
Do you mean Pedro as in mexican pedro or Filipino pedro?

Jesus christ what the fuck.
Post proof or you're lying sack of degenerate shit.

>>38940267
Cockfighting is for cruel subhumans.

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>>38939733
I want to believe this isn't real but I don't see how anyone could make this shit up

>>38940306
>says the cunt whose food industry murders chickens by the billions only to throw most of them out
>keeps them locked in cages their whole lives and force feeds them shit they don't like
>takes their chicks to make chicken tendie paste that they also throw away
>denies a gladiator animal the pleasure of fighting
Your people are barbarians

>>38940391
>assuming I eat chicken from the supermarket

Jokes on you motherfucker, I seldom eat chicken but when I do it's one of my own. I don't buy eggs either.

>>38940250
New PETAfag

>>38940417
Doesn't matter. Denying a warrior the pleasure of fighting is one of the most extreme forms of cruelty

>>38940461
Pretty autistic. You know you can raise roosters to be gentle, right? Sure they're not hardened warriors, but my chicken coop is enclosed so it doesn't really matter. I'm sure they're not depressed because of a lack of fighting when they're eating berries out of my hand.

>>38939733
Mother of God... protect us in these strange times.

>>38940461
I can practically smell the Mexican on you, even through my monitor you disgusting cockfighting subhuman. I treat my rooster like I would any other animal. I want them to be comfortable in my presence, know I'm not a threat or their bitch. So I make a point to pick them up and let them often, I'm in control.

t. Not OP, but you're still cruel for raising animals for the sole purpose of arena fighting.

I hope you at least eat the ones that die.

>>38940507
You do know that's abuse, right? They're not pets, they're warriors.

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>>38940705
Same could be said about humans, yet you don't see many people here fighting for no reason.

>>38940697
But I'm filipino. And we gave fallen roosters a ritualistic funeral. They deserved the honor. They had happy lives with plenty of the best food and a harem of the best hens. each of them is in our memories and their blades still sit in our trophy case.

I didn't even know roosters had dicks. How do they look like?

>>38940705
You're funny. I'm going to humor you and act like you're serious. He's nice to me of his own volition. He could fight me and be a warrior if he so chose, but he never does.

>>38940828
>>38940705
>>38940461

Yeah, I'm sure my six year old cochin is a blood thirsty warrior straining to be free.

>>38940850
They don't. The "phallus" is just a fleshy nub inside the cloaca.

http://animalsciences.missouri.edu/reprod/SemenColl/poultry/sld001.htm

>>38940828
I guess only white people have the mental capacity to be kind and gentle with roosters, really animals in general. Even hunting I try to minimize pain.