>tfw we're gonna go to war in Korea again REEEEE I DON'T

>>38939723
Don't worry op there won't be a war
We're all probably going to pass away...I'm fucking joshing you!

We'll be okay!

>>38939723
>break your legs
>break both of your arms
Or
>become a qt trap
Voila, now you wont get drafted

>>38939850
That's pretty stupid


They do physical and psych evaluation, don't they.
There won't be a war.

>>38939723
Just refuse to go and take the jail sentence.
Free meals every day, a roof and bed, no need to have a job, and free companionship.
Its a NEET's dream

>>38939723
Most people who are drafted don't see combat, don't worry dude

>>38939723
>GET DRAFTED
you won't have to. men more capable than your skinnyfat neet loser self have got everything under control