HELP NEET FRIENDS!!! My dad tries to cuck me into full time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OW9K84EbU4
I've got a feeling I won't be here for next year....
HELP!!

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>>38939366
Firearms and an aversion to work, powerful agents to the uninitiated. But you're still going to work, Champ.

>>38939366
do you get some form of neetbux?

>>38939366
Look at it in a positive way, it might actually make a man out of you.

>>38939366
>dad gets you job

holy shit, stop complaining

be glad you didn't have to go through interview hell just to get a job sucking up human feces with a megavac

Show him /r9k/ and our memes maybe he will understand our ideas about this society.

>>38939418
No my friend that is the problem! I live in trash chountry man no neetubx
>>38939433
It isn't a job it is slave labour without pay and future. I have been helping for years and I haven't gotten money for it!
>>38939402
I can break the case with my mother's pistol and possibly mass murder-suicde + I have advanced kali(knife and stick) fighting skills and alot of martial arts, but my peaceful existance will end.
>>38939426
...I don't care about being a man! I want to be free!

help

>>38939366
Just tell him that he raised a candyassed little Nancy boy. It wouldn't be a lie

>>38939490
Freedom isn't Free, get your ass to work.

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>>38939504
I am trying to do it for a long time, but he thinks I am him. Thanks for the tip anyways.

>>38939366
full time work isn't that bad once you get used to it, and having your own money is great. and since its your dad's company, i doubt they will work you too hard. stop being a bitch

>>38939490
>It isn't a job it is slave labour without pay and future. I have been helping for years and I haven't gotten money for it!

So he decided to start paying you, and NOW you're angry?

>>38939366
Look, i wzs in the same situation, i just cut 3 fingers and now i'm forever comfy at home

>>38939551
He hates me I am his worst dissapointment and he works me like a workhorse, He won't even employ me. He wants cheap manual labour and won't even pay me. I don't live in magical paradise burgerland friend :(.

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>>38939564
No he hasn't paid me ever. Uses me for slave manual labour because I am very strong.

>>38939366
Go find a gay Chad to be your new daddy

>>38939575
sounds shit, why don't you try to find a job somewhere else so you can actually be independent? where do you live?

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>>38939624
D-do you want to be my daddy? I will lift heavy stuff for you when you go shop.

>>38939645
Doesn't matter where, but basically pay is about 400 burger dollars/month for 10 hours a day and everything is about the same price. You can't buy a house or apartment with normal pay. All normies live with their parents. It is just impossible. My only chance is to go mafia, but I don't have any connections.

>>38939661
where are you from anon
orginioni

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>>38939743
Some shit slav niggerplace.

>>38939710
idk man, if you live in some shitty eastern european country, there are lots of people who go to the wealthier countries to do construction work for half the year and then return to live off the money in shit country the other half. sounds ideal for a neet like you, depending on where you live

>>38939774
You a passable trap or nah

>>38939776
Sounds like a plan I will consider it.

>>38939366
Why would you not take the job? It's literally a free job where you don't even have to bother with all the interviewing bullshit and awful bosses.

So what if it's manual labour?

>>38939774
Is it you Sergei?

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>>38939806
I am a musclefag. I have actual "elite" class strength on most lifts and "world class" on pull-ups, but I will carry your shopping bags and beat up your neighbour if you let me sleep on the floor of your house. https://symmetricstrength.com/standards#/91/kg/male/18

>>38939887
From the way you sound just kill your dad

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>>38939849
No pay

No experience

No future

Not even health insurance, because he won't officially hire me to not have to pay taxes

And most importantly not comfy nigga

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>>38939918
I have grabbed the axe before, but I stopped before I chop him up. You know prisons aren't really /comfy/ enough in here

>>38939938
What if you become a male hooker? You have experience, it pays good money, your dad will be proud

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>>38939918
If I do it I will post it on here with time. It is defo a possiblity...

>>38939887
sounds like you're a big enough guy to be a bouncer. why not try that?

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>>38939973
Only if it is for you ;)

>>38940012
Shit this is defo a possiblity friend. I don't have a beard and autistic so i can't intimidate good, but I have a few face scars. It is defo one of the top coices.

>>38940018
Ok but i have a vagina, i hope the price will stay the same

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>>38940121
Vaginas are gay as fuck nigga

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>>38940199
I'm not gay bby

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Thank you friends for the helpful suggestions. I will repay you with this meme.

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>>38939366
Dude just go to work. I used to think the idea of working for your dad was dumb but I'd be really happy to do that now.

>>38940262
If you are something like pic related you can have it for free ;)

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>>38940322
I've been doing it for years, It is really shit, maybe your dad is a cool dude, but mine hates me.

Thanks for the gif.

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>>38940377
Mine always treats me like a jackass too but stable work for fair pay from family is always better than working for someone of no relation to you for the same or lesser pay.

Your .gif was pretty cool too. <3

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You guys made me forget about it all for a moment. You are my only friends and I love you.

>>38940434
Thanks for the advice I might try to work for him and see if he stops treating me like garbage.

>>38939366
>My dad tries to cuck me into full time wageslavery and slave labour in his shitty company
>His shitty company
You'll fucking inherit it eventually you retard. You're essentially working for yourself.

>>38940790
No I won't He prefers my 2 bigger sisters. I won't get shit. He has this idea in his mind that I am not his kid or whatever.

>>38940958
Maybe that's because you're lazy and don't even want to partake in his company, you dope.

You don't often think things through, do you?

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>>38941070
No, I don't . And that is why I am so happy. Happiest point in my life.

And they want to take it all away... and for what?

>>38941070
He is not getting paid and won't even inherit the Damn company his sisters will so why should he work therr for no pay no nothing you good little Goyim you

>>38941161
Because now he's still paying for his rent and food and current lifestyle instead of being a pure parasite.

>>38941211
Yes such a good submissive Goyim aren't you? That's right work for free with no shekels right? No way to make a better life for yourself just keep slaving with NO PAY my god I can't believer you to be this dumb and how come hia sisters get to inherit the company? I be the father pays them for working for him meanwhile the son gets shit on for years with nothing to show for it

>>38941211
I am not a parasite. I've helped for years and I still will help when needed, never spent anything since a child. All my expences are some food and electricty. I don't even have a matress or any furniutre in my room. Only thing is I have a computer, but that doesn't compare to my 2 sister who waste hundreds on clothes every month for forever. Also my dad is a retarded materialistic addicted autist and Wastes milions for cars he drives a month and sells for half price -basically milions and that is alot for this shit country. We are relatievely rich. He doesn't want me to work just because I have to, but because he wants to torutre me and be a greedy fuck. All I want is to chill in my room and lift heavy stuff. I never gave a fuck about fucking money or stuff, so why should I get cucked while my sisters don't even need to work and get hundreds a week?

>>38941328
Thanks for this friend. Funny thing is they don't even work. They get money and I don't. Haven't gotten any money for about 3 years now. Not even lunch money for school or bus.