Today's the day, anons. I'm going to do it, I'm

Do it anon, but try to keep it cool and don't come out as a creep. Godspeed anon, godspeed.

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>>38938933
>hitting on the HR rep at your job
Yeah, that's a good idea

>>38938933
Keep us posted lad.

>>38938954
Ye, I'm just going to wait until the office is slow today then ask her out to a popular cafe just down the road when work closes on Friday.

>>38938990
Hey, if this works I'll be able to see my HR file.

>>38938933
>sexually harassing the person who handles sexual harassment complaints
You're not too bright are you, bud?

>>38938990
>>38939100

Fucking jealous autismos.

OP - I'm pulling for you son, you can do it! Ignore these robots.

>>38939132
Why would anyone be jealous of OP? He's seriously delusional if he thinks this is going to end in a way that won't be painful and embarrassing for him

Don't racemix you fucking traitor

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OP here. I didn't ask her out.

>>38939877
Dubs has spoken the truth.

>>38939877
>thinking that making 0 children with white heritage is somehow better than making a couple with 1/2 white background

You guys really don't think this racemixing thing through, do you?

>>38938933
DO IT , update us on how it goes, though from what you've said I think if you just ask her out she'll say yeah FOR CHRIST SAKES THOUGH KERP THE SPAGHETTI IN YOUR POCKETS

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>>38940706
I just posted I didn't do it a few posts up, anon. Trying to pick up on a co-worker seems like a dumb idea, even if she seems receptive.

>>38940749
Why the sudden change of heart, dum dum?

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>>38940225
It's your chance to geht a gf, Anon. Don't throw it away.

>>38940785
Because I figured she might just be a caring person and is concerned about me with just the intention of making sure I'm okay.

It is kind of HR's job to make sure the human resources are functioning well.

Misinterpreting things would be a disaster for my new job. Maybe I'll ask her out when I get a different job if she's still single then.

I still like her thicc and her pretty voice.

>>38938933
Don't lie to yourself, is she fat or thicc?

>>38941046
She's barely not fat. I was hoping if my plan had been a success that I'd be able to convince her to lose about 10lbs. Deff thicc territory though like a lot of latina girls get.

>>38940573
>thinking that making 0 children with white heritage is somehow better than making a couple with 1/2 white background
If OP is getting hit on, then he has to be ok looking. He can get a white gf

>>38941124
I'm super average looking. I get hit on maybe like once or twice a year.

>tfw average height
>tfw average weight
>tfw brown eyes and hair
>tfw can dress myself without looking autistic

It's great for making me kind of invisible and forgettable though.