Hey guys, I'm currently homeless because my family finally

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>>38938098
Should've taken my advice, Champ...

The sentence is DEATH BY EXILE

Just rob a bank

>>38938126
dad my hands were fucking cut off after the car accident. how can I do the fucking handshake if I don't have hands

>>38938098
How do you have internet? You could collect bottles and then put them in those exchange machines. You can also collect food that grocery stores throw away. It's usually good.

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>>38938098
suk dik famalam

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>>38938196
"No excuses, Champ. When I was your age, I walked through the blazing hottest summer in state history to get a job after my Corvette broke down. The manager was so impressed, he shook my hand and hired me on the spot. Now you march back in there, speak with him, and give him a firm handshake. Where there's a will, there's a way."

>>38938098
just get a job you pathetic fuck, it is wayyyyyyyyy easier to get money once you have a job even minimum wage if your single and live within your means

>>38938423
Pops, you kicked me out of the house after you made me shake every managers hand in town. There's no hope for me.

>>38938196
I'm currently in a library

download taskrabbit if you have a phone. if not, check out workaway. stop being pathetic you fuck.

How to make money.

Step 1. Get a fucking job.

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>>38938853

GET A JOB
HANDSHAKE'S FUELIN BANK ACCOUNT

>>38938098
suck dick. how cute are you on a scale of 1-10? how cute would you be if you washed up and cleaned yourself up?

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If you want to make money without getting a job, enroll in college.

Hey Anon. Why do you refuse to get a job in the first place?

>>38938098
>How can I make any sort of money without getting a job?

You can't. Get a fucking job or die from starvation. I'm not even kidding. You're being ridiculous.

>>38940218
*only works in Europe
*additional conditions may apply

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>>38938098
Where are your NEETbux? Or were you too lazy to score even that much in life?

It's time to go to work, anon. You can make it if you try.

>>38938098
Beg for money on the street and at intersections, you can make like a hundred a day

>>38940578
There's this guy who does it in my area at the same commercial district intersection for years.

He looks pretty well fed and mostly sober, actually, even though he's dirty as fuck.

>>38938098
Sad, worthless

>>38938098
Make a YT and have urban adventures

>>38938098
Panhandling is effective, completely legal in most areas as long as you stay off private property and it requires minimal effort besides finding a good location with plenty of traffic and making a sign.
I used to be homeless and some of the guys i knew from the streets panhandled up by the highway and made ~$40/day on average.