>wake up and have my morning wood >prominent veins, 7

It means whatever the fuck ur watching isn't making u hard enough, this used to happen to me when i used to watch jav instead of hentai.

>>38935800
I have the same issue as OP except nothing gets me that hard.

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I can't really comment on it without seing it first..

>>38935826
it's 8 PM here the morning is quite far away
>>38935800
So that's all porn, and I literally mean straight, gay, trap, vanilla, pregnant, fetish, unforgivable...

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>>38937070
I need to inspect it not only in the morning though

>>38935673

I refer to this as "maximum boner".

It's surprisingly rare to get a maxxed out boner, it'd probably be easier in real life, but if I got laid I wouldn't be here.