"Why don't you ask that nice girl for her number and offer to take her to dinner, Billy? Who knows? She might be that special someone with whom you'll raise a family. Having kids is important because it makes you responsible, gives you a sense of accomplishment, and ensures that someone will be around to take care of you when you're old. But you've got to make the first move, Billy."
>>38930842
Let me die alone dad
>>38930907
"Don't be ridiculous, Champ. When you have kids of your own someday, you're gonna be giving them this talk as well. But you have to make the first move, Champ. And it's as simple as standing up straight, looking that nice girl in the eye, giving her a firm handshake, and asking her out to dinner. You never know, Champ: She might be that special someone you'll have kids with. And having kids is important because it makes you responsible, gives you a sense of accomplishment, and ensures that someone will be around to take care of you when you're old.
"because i am a hopeless cuck who thinks you either score a 100% match or don't try at all because i'm horribly afraid to fail due to my lack of self-confidence, dad"
>>38930948
"You just need to be yourself, younger bro anon."
>>38930960
"but what if i don't like who *myself* is, dumbass older bro"
>>38930998
"Younger bro anon, just be yourself."
>>38931013
"fair enough, older bro"
>>38930948
"Excuses are for quitters, Champ -- and I didn't raise my little Champ to be a quitter. Now your mother and I have been wondering when you're gonna give us grandchildren. You just need to find a nice girl to settle down with. It all starts with standing up straight, looking them in the eye, and asking her out to dinner. When you get married and have kids, you'll be more responsible and accomplished. And you'll have someone to take care of you when you get old."
>>38931070
"fuck you dad I NEVER ASKED TO BE BORN OR RAISED REEEEEE"
>>38931132
"Increase the LCL compression density level to the limit..."
"When are you gonna give us grandchildren, Champ? You just need to find a nice girl to settle down with. It all starts with standing up straight, looking them in the eye, and asking her out to dinner. When you get married and have kids, you'll be more responsible and accomplished. And you'll have someone to take care of you when you get old. When you have kids of your own, Champ -- and you are going to have kids -- you'll understand."
But Dad, I just got hired at the store you drove me down there a week ago, now all of a sudden you expect kids from me? Goddamn!
>>38930842
>Why don't you ask that nice girl for her number and offer to take her to dinner, Billy?
I did. My court case starts next Monday.
>>38932408
Then we'll try again after you make bail, Billy.
>>38932394
>>38932408
"The best joy you'll have in life is having kids, Billy; they make you responsible, give you a sense of accomplishment, and will be around to take care of you when you get old. WHEN you have them, you'll understand. But you've got to start all the way at the beginning by standing up straight, looking the girl in the eye, giving her a firm handshake, and asking her out to dinner."