you are virgin walking with your head down
you look and you see lana del rey smoking a cigarette
>"ahaha ayy you must be a robot, i heard all about 4chan and /r9k/"
what do
>>38928906
i ask her where i can find the Grimes general.
>>38928906
FURTHER PROOF THAT WE LIVE IN A DIGITAL LANDSCAPE IN WHICH SO CALLED REALITY IS A FABRIC THAT IS ALTERED BY OUR OWN CONSCIOUSNESS
smile and walk in the opposite direction
>>38928958
this dude is onto something
>>38928906
does lana del rey actually know anything about 4chan
>>38928906
who is she? why should I care about her?
>>38929103
a shitty singer that normies pretend to enjoy
EVERYDAY WE UNKNOWINGLY BRING OURSELVES BEFORE THE ALTAR OF DIGITAL SUFFERING
>>38929138
You think she's a shitty singer? Or has no lyrical talent? Or you think she's a shitty person?
She is objectively a good singer, Anon.
Oh hey, you're Lana Del Rey right? I really like your music. Sorry what did you say? Something about channels?
>lana del ray will NEVER make fun of you
>>38929365
>could you please autograph your name as Del Ray so you and everyone else know how special of a fan I am?