>You will never die in pompeii and become a cast for millions

My favorite thing about Pompeii are the preserved shitposts on the walls.

>>38928207
>not being one of the only people in history to die by lava
there's tons of active volcanoes around the world, you can be famous soon if you want

>>38928207
this thread will be the last surviving proof that humanity existed. post wisely, wouldn't want aliens thinking we're turbo fags

>>38928207
OP you'll just end up as that dude who got caught fapping before he died

>>38928277
Not as interesting desu. People would be more interested in the cast.

>>38928296
>he thinks aliens exist
I bet you also believe the earth is round.

>>38928277
the difference in heat between most lava and the human body mean that if you hit it you'd bounce
fun fact

>>38928391
So Super Mario 64 got it right?